(after steadliy mowing down KE security and personal bodyguards after a jaunt
as a flower deliverer failed, talking to the target of the extraction)
Dodger: "I believe these are for you" (The formation of the Militant Flowers)
[Remy's Dodger]
"You shot me, I understand, that's business. You shot the bitch, that's okay, I've
wanted to do that for some time now. You shot the Kraut; hell, everybody shoots the
Kraut. But you shot my fraging car, that's against the rules!"
[Remy's Dodger]
Kraut:Don't these grenades arm when you take them out of your jacket?
Dodger: Yes!
[Kraut and Dodger stare at each other. Then at the live grenades in their hands. Then they go and
ruin their wonderful plan to surprise the guards on the other side of the door, but manage to achieve
much the same effect.
Look, either we could shoot this out--and you will die deader than drek. OR we can go back to the
blimp for twinkies and porn, It's your choice.
Dodger's repeated offer to all guards and groups they went against in combat
"I don't fear death, but when it can be avoided by something as simple as
closing the sun roof, I'll do it"
[The Kraut, thanking his lucky stars for envirosealed vehicles when Vampires go to mist form]
(In reference to a mysteriously well-armed gang attack) "Gang my ass!"
[Kirk's Kraut]
(In reference to a PC nicknamed cocksucker) "OK, CockSucker goes down..."
[GM]
"Let's just monofilament whip his hand off and put it in the cooler!"
[Remy's Dodger]
"My negotiation skill has a barrel-mounted grenade launcher"
Kraut
"I'm taking the inflatable woman with the cheerio-shaped mouth and lashing her to the
front of the blimp as a masthead"
[Remy's Dodger]
"Was the Target Number one?"
Kirk
"That's a fraging lot of ones"
Kirk (same roll)
"Fine, if he's down to deadly, that's just fine."
[Curtis's Snowy"]
"Luckily, your friend saves you by shooting you in the head"
[GM, and yes, even though it put the character into overflow damage, it saved him]
"I walk down the hall [of the hospital] with the IV in one hand and the slivergun in the
other, calling 'here, Bernie Bernie Bernie....' [Bernie: name of a Watcher Spirit]"
[The Kraut, as usual not in his right mind, trying to kill the very annoying Watcher]
"Bitch!" OOC "Is that a free action?"
Kirk
Death-Chicken!!!! (in reference to a cockatrice)
[Curtis' Rigger]
Don't fire until you see the whites of its eyes, oh, wait, shi- (in reference
to a basilisk)
[GM]
"Hey, man, wanna buy some balls?" and, "Wanna smell my pits?" (it was a Troll. dont ask.)
[Ben's Raybo]
"Waitaminute, we have an assault cannon and we're running away from an
Italian snake?" (definitely not word-for-word, but something like that.
avoid encountering horny and highly territorial saltwater serpents in large,
submersed rigs.)
[Noah's Raccoon shaman]
GM: there's a large armadillo in the middle of the road
[Brian's Street Sam-type]: I kick it out of the way
GM: no you don't I said LARGE. we're talking bigger than your 18-wheeler
over there.
(note: armadillos tend to jump straight up when frightened. DON'T frighten
huge armadillos)
Is that an assault cannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
...oh, that -is- an assault cannon in your pocket...
Will your limo take it in the exhaust pipe or the gas tank? (LONG story)
[GM]
"COMBAT POOL?!?! I've got a Combat Pool!!!!!!"
[Brian's Dead Decker]
(After the Queen Euphoria run, to the Mr. Johnson): I've had it up to here
with bugs! I'm going back to Chicago where there are less BUGS!
[GM] hee hee
[Curtis' Snowy]
