Luddington is talking to his congregation, "Upon the election of Mr Krass as Mayor and his appointment of the corrupt toady Drassel as judge, one has to remember that this is a temporary state of affairs. Krass and Drassel are just two boils on the ass of progress."
The Great Krass
- Monday, January 31, 2005 at 01:53:16 (CST)
the 3 pc's are in denmark for the first time, following a lead, phadan (burnt out mage) and bearclaw (street sam) (both with german 6 chipped) are watching as shadow walker talks to a local to get some information
Bearclaw: what's he saying?
Phadan: (stares intently at the 2 people conversing for a few moments before turning to look back at Bearclaw) I don't know, they're speaking in doughnut.
Phadan
- Sunday, January 23, 2005 at 10:55:52 (CST)
Jer (a male mage): I just had sex with two men in drag and blew there heads off with a room sweeper. Of course I am going to go and take a shower and clean up now (and he was in their high lifestyle appartment).
U_Fester
- Monday, January 17, 2005 at 13:16:17 (CST)
I aiin'tt got no body!!!
-Bobby the combat mage singing in C minor after his meat body takes deadly damage.
dizzo
- Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 19:59:38 (CST)
It's a shame to let a warm body go to waste.
-Vinnie the Troll combat adept
dizzo
- Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 19:57:16 (CST)
Player 1: Why does your character live in the Barrons?
Player 2: To offer free medical care to the gangs of the area.
Player 1: Isn't that dangerous?
Player 2: Only to those who would mess with the free magical medical care of 6 sprawl gangs.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 20:39:09 (CST)
BS, the oversized, extremely violent Troll strikes on the idea that to increase his fear factor, he'll start wearing trolldos (dildos for trolls) around his neck. He buys his first, hooks it to his necklace and gutturally utters: "I shall call you RRRRODGER".
Lycanthropic Dreaming
- Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 01:57:09 (CST)
The very scary human Physical adept XXXX, and Spist the snake shaman find a building that might do for hiding a child for a week. XXXX smells something dead in the basement and goes down the steps with Spist close behind.
XXXX: Damn, it's dark in here. You didn't bring a light did you?
Spist: No, but I can create some.
Spist casts his specially designed sunlight spell he invented when trying to help the team bring down a vamire physical adept a while back.
14 Ghouls immediately awaken, scream etc, and charge the two fools who brough sunlight into their daytime lair.
Lycanthropic Dreaming
- Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 01:43:35 (CST)
Luddington has observed JoAnne talking to a customer. The woman is in tears and she is thanking JoAnne profusely for the service she has received. After she has Left the curious Luddington approaches JoAnne.
Luddington, "A statisfied customer? Unusual for this corporation."
JoAnne, nodding smiles, "Mr Drassel handled her divorce case. Her husband had pictures and testimony and she would have probably not have gotten anything. As it was she walked away with it all."
Luddington in shock and despair, "You mean?"
JoAnne, nodding, "The only time a bloodsucking lawyer looks good is when he is handling your divorce."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 03:44:18 (CST)
FlyingMonkey speaking to GM: I have no idea how I get in these situations. I just follow three simple rules in life. Rule 1. Do it to them before they do it to you. Rule 2. If you go down make sure you take someone down with you, that way you won't be alone in hell. Rule 3. NO WITNESSES...this can be a bit complicated when you are in the middle of a crowded street.
FlyingMonkey
- Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 12:23:26 (CST)
We'll need to do some legwork, get this place sussed out. And I'll need to get some extra ammo for my Ares Alpha, plus maybe some EX ammo, just in case.
But first, the whores.
- Josh "Dog" DeAgostino
ArmedAndAngry
- Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 21:06:04 (CST)
Eon stomping into the office angrily, "This city needs an enema!"
Ronilion sighs and looks up from his lab bench at his partner, "What did Krass do now?"
Eon, "they made Krass Mayor of Seattle and the first thing he did was make Drassel a JUDGE!"
Ronilion, "Nothing wrong with that, it only requires an IQ of 70."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 00:54:34 (CST)
GM: This used to be a really bad area of the Barrens, until the new priest moved in.
Lenny: What? Did he turn everyone catholic?
GM: No... Word got out that he was a sniper.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 22:58:08 (CST)
Durring what was supposed to be a stealth run, my group and I got into a prolonged firefight with dozens of armed security troops. To buisy trying to stay alive none of us had kept track of how many kills we got. Both tread's Assult cannon, and Breaker's minigun were now out of Ammo
Tread (Troll Street Sammy) OOC: Out of curiosity who got the most kills?
Breaker (Orc bioware merc) OOC: Yea who gets the free beer for wining, me or tread
GM: Actualy it was Spyke (Human Phys Ad)
Tread OOC: But he was only using a bar stool!!
ExarKun
- Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 16:47:51 (CST)
"i dont want to steel stuff i just want to make money legaly through shadowruns"
(No Strings Rigger)
8ball
- Thursday, January 06, 2005 at 07:02:58 (CST)
Krass is driving a get-a-way car down the road with the others encouraging him by pointing out how poorly he is doing it. Finally Lone Star manages to pull him over.
Lone Star Cop, angrily "Who the frag do you think you are?"
Krass, "We're a circus."
Lone Star, "Huh?"
Krass nodds, "Yep a Circus. We have a wimpy money sucker (Drassel), a female chinese oversexed dwarf (Eon), a not to holy but honest padre (Luddington), a daffodil eater that does magic tricks for bar drinks (Ronilion), an a female impersonator (JoAnne) and I'm the ring master and zoo keeper."
Lone Star, "You are going to jail."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, January 05, 2005 at 05:00:07 (CST)
2 giants, an elf, an ork, a human chromed sniper and a human shaman. Posing as buyers for stolen cyberware step out of their hired limo (tres chic'ed and fine clothed to the hilt) in front of the grandest casino in paris.
Joker (Chromed sniper): "Has anyone brought any money"
SlapTback
- Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 11:25:19 (CST)
No strings, rigger
"I don't want your money I want to make money legitimately, Through shadowrunning"
SlapTback
- Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 11:20:57 (CST)
Eon to Ronilion, "Krass he puts the 'suck' in success!"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 01:29:33 (CST)
Eon is royally P.O.'d at Krass. (So what's new?)
Ronilion is attempting to help manage her anger. "Seattle is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 01:10:09 (CST)
Rinilion to Drassel, "Hey shyster, can you say a sentence with the word fascinate in it?"
Drassel thinking a moment responded, "Eon has a sweater with ten buttons but her chest is so large she can only fasten eight."
Krass roared with glee.
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 06:52:11 (CST)
JoAnne is on point.
Krass and Drassel are walking near the end of the group talking.
Krass says to Drassel, "Don't worry. JoAnne's stupid. She won't know we're using her for a Polish Mine Detector."
Drassel, "What's a Polish Mine Detector? By the way, I still resent you giving her my job."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 05:31:29 (CST)
JoAnne on her first real run.
"Awwwww, How cute! I bet you wanna play don't ya boy!? Here Poochie, Poochie, Poochie."
Krass to Drassel, "Are you going to tell her that it's Cerberus?"
Drassel nods negatively, "Nope, are you?"
Krass, "Nope, I want to see what will happen."
JoAnne looking confused, "What's Cerberus?"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 05:23:04 (CST)
The GM Running an all nighter:
OOC: Drassel: "What's the goal of this next game?"
OOC: Ronilion: "To see who can stay conscious the longest."
OOC: Eon, "If Krass wants to be in the running tell him to lose the booze."
OOC: Krass, "That's inhuman."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 05:18:23 (CST)
Eon, "If I see another blood sucker it will be too soon."
Drassel walks in the room and Ronilion looks at him dryly. "Does a money sucker qualify?"
The Great Krass
- Monday, December 27, 2004 at 00:59:58 (CST)
after a recent "tiff" with another pc sparky the elemental mage wanted to get a bit of revenge on kane for breaking his Y50 wooden staff.
Sparky: ill just set a small fire on his appartment door it should amount to the same cost.
GM: ok what spell what force?
Sparky: Flame Thrower lv 6
GM:...
a few muinets later...
Kane: can any one smell burning?
Damages of Y50,000
8ball
- Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 12:49:22 (CST)
cant stop long lads...
"places to go people to EAT"
(winks then exits)
Jason(wendigo)
8ball
- Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 12:15:26 (CST)
Sparky(hermiatic Mage) was compiling his resurch on mana warps and the effects of outside and extra teresterral influences on the astral plain, he had just finished his incredibley detailed account on an unfortunate astral encounter on board a space station and the terrible effects of a moving body in space and astraly projecting.
"I'm Magic!"
8ball
- Saturday, December 25, 2004 at 11:24:27 (CST)
Mack: "I need 20 grenades, my assault rifle and a 1000 rounds of hi ex ammo and a new character sheet. I'm going in."
SlapTback
- Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 12:45:44 (CST)
hermetic mage sparky wants to find out why a PC can now astrally perceive. He recently became a ghoul, no-one seeemed to notice.
Sparky "Why can you perceive on the astral realm."
Kane(ghoul) "As I understand it you either can or you can't"
Sparky "But why can you?"
Kane "Why can you?"
Sparky "Because I'm magic."
Sparky has since astrally projected in space and gone insane.
SlapTback
- Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 10:44:10 (CST)
OOC: Eon, This is truly disgusting! Even the Vampires don't want Krass."
OOC: GM, You must admit Krass makes a good point. Even a Vampire has some concern in the awakened world about what he eats. Look at it from my side. Would you take a bite out of that? I am sorry to say that his Fast Talk skill will have to prevail here.
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 23:50:45 (CST)
Eon to the Lady Vampire, "Krass, where the rubber meets the real."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 04:23:54 (CST)
Krass to the Vampire, "You don't want me."
Vampire, "Why not?"
Krass, "I've been sexually active for a long time and I don't use protection. Think of it the Vitas, The KAK, and all those other really nice diseases in my blood."
Vampire looks closely at Krass, "You might have a point you don't look to healthy but I haven't fed in a while."
Krass, "How about Chinese Food?"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 04:17:36 (CST)
Female Vampire (NPC) to Krass who is trying to hit on her.
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 04:14:30 (CST)
Krass arguing with the Vampire, "Oh, please! Vampires have so many weaknesses, you can't help but kill them!"
The Great Krass
- Monday, December 20, 2004 at 00:05:17 (CST)
Krass is trying to charm a female Vampire by convincing her that he has just freed her from her evil Master and that she should be grateful when Eon walks in the room and starts to shoot her.
Krass angrily to Eon, "No don't interfere, I've got her right where she wants me."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 03:32:51 (CST)
Krass has again run into the Vampire he met earlier. Drassel is no where in sight.
Vampire: "Now little human. I will drink your blood to satisfy by uholy thirst. Do you have any last words?"
Krass, "How about we both go the the beach and work on the tan?"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 03:22:27 (CST)
The Ares guards while knocked around a bit by the bible bomb are still mobile because of some good rolls and really heavy armor. The again start firing while sending for reinforcements.
Eon has managed though to race back out the door while they were getting back up. She yells at them, "Stop shooting! I'm an undercover agent and you're disrupting an investigation!"
Ronilion, as bullets continue to fly, "I don't think they believe you."
Krass drily, "Why don't you tell them we are lighthouse inspectors."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 03:11:57 (CST)
Eon with no bullets is pinned down behind a steel and macroplast desk that is rapidly being turned into swiss cheese. She glares back out the door, "A little help here?"
Father Luddington spind past the door and throws his Bible inand continues the spin to the other side. The Bible goes off with a large explosion scattering the Ares guards like ten pins.
Ronilion looks at the priest with interest, "Bible Bombs?"
Krass laughing, "He threw the book at them."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 03:00:11 (CST)
Krass confronting a Vampire at Ares Technology, "So you want my blood huh? Well yo can have it if you can get past him!" He points at Drassel.
Vampire unimpressed, "You point at another human with thick glasses who looks like a wimp and I am supposed to be impressed."
Drassel opens a briefcase and hands the Vampire a typed document, "This is an immediate desist order."
Vampire gasps in agony and runs away.
Eon looks on confused, "I've seen it all now. Even a Vampire runs from a blood sucking lawyer."
Drassel nods, "Or the garlic coated paper I just handed him perhaps?"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 02:55:13 (CST)
Eon kicks in the door and rolls quickly in firing her Kang machine pistol which clicks futilely. Bullets from the Ares guards are hitting all around heras she ducks behind a desk. Pulling the clip she notes it is empty.
"OK, which one of you bastards stole my bullets?"
The group outside the door tries to laugh quietly.
The Great Krass
- Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 02:43:25 (CST)
IceGuerilla (a crazy mo-fo) is trying to blast open a door to a warehouse with the cheapest explosives possible. He sets the explosives and the timer and runs like hell.
The GM asks IceGuerilla to roll against his demolition skill. He succeeds.
GM:You just realise that the colour code stands for C12, not commercial explosives. You don't just blow open the door, you destroy half the building.
IceGuerilla:I though that a grand(1000) was too much for a kilo.
IceGuerilla
- Friday, December 17, 2004 at 16:03:37 (CST)
When Mr Pig the ork street sam finally got out of the sewers he was spitting mad and vowing revenge. He spent twenty minutes outside the team's base outlining what he was going to do to Gremlin. Mostly it involved shooting her until he ran out of ammo then buying more ammo. He was very clear (and loud) on his intentions for the medic.
Until he got shot in a firefight with the Lonestar patrol who had come to investigate the disturbance.
So there we have Mr Pig, Ork of Chrome, lying bleeding on the doorstep with two very dead Lonestar beside him. Now it was 'Gremlin, be a nice pixie and help me.'
Follow the path of pacificism and you will be rewarded.
Gremlin
- Thursday, December 16, 2004 at 13:53:30 (CST)
Krass to the Associates in a meeting. "The company has grown enourmously over the past year, and it has to be attributed to my inspired leadership."
Drassel thinking carefully "I don't think a hard-on or penile implant counts as personal growth, Devlin."
Krass, startled, "Why not?"
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 03:48:24 (CST)
Eon is speaking angrily to Krass, "I'll have you know that I have been asked to get married over 100 times in the past two years!"
Krass drily in response, "Your parents don't count."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 03:41:59 (CST)
NPC: "You know people of Mr Krass's caliber don't grow on trees you know."
Eon, "No they usually swing in them!"
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 03:39:27 (CST)
4:04
Chip
Chip Adicts
- Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 15:33:28 (CST)
A Street Punk troll is standing toe to toe with an adept dwarf. A fellow runner of the dwarf, a Sam Troll decides to help out. Running at full speed with Mossberg CMDT with burst fire filled with XXP decides to shoot from the hip at the Troll.
He rolls and most are ones. You can hear the Troll state over the explosion of his teammate
ULUL: "Opps"
U_Fester
- Monday, December 13, 2004 at 14:37:44 (CST)
The team encountered several half starved and meanwhile cannibalistic
Execs at the entrance to the command bunker, 20 floors below Renraku Arcology.
Carlos(Mage): I cast a barrier.
Will(Rigger) "Ladies and Gentlemen, STOP! We got food for you! But NOONE, I repeat, noone is going to eat ANYONE!"
Tom(Mage/Spy): "I'll get some stuff from the icehouse we just came through, right?"
Ray'n(Wolf Shaman): "What good is that? Three hours min before the frozen stuff's edible."
2 minutes later, as 20 Soy-Burgers were floating and sizzling in front
of a carefully placed Fire Elemental:
Carlos:"Ladies and Gents, see the amazing Carlos and his flying BBQ!"
Samuraiburger
- Sunday, December 12, 2004 at 21:05:14 (CST)
Here we have Gremlin, a female pacifist elf from Tir naNog, with a gang of orks and trolls. The rest of the team led by Mr Pig is legging it out of the sewers. No guns, no magic, no friends and the gangers want to party.
I remind the GM of the salvation package Gremlin always carries. The teams' players fall out of their chairs at the idea Gremlin is going to preach at the gangers.
Then I trigger the pack and flood the tunnel with enough stun gas to knock out a herd of chipped elephants.
Gremlin is fine due to the wonders of bioware. The gangers are out for the count as are the rest of team.
What do I do? Found a manhole, called Docwagon, loaded my teammates (bar Mr Pig) into an ambulance and drove away.
Fortunately for our ork street sam, he woke up before the gangers did and spent the next week running away from extremely annoyed and heavily armed trolls.
Gremlin
- Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 20:55:18 (CST)
While Subtle was enjoying his reisling and chatting up an asset rich salariwoman, the rest of the team got into a fight with a gang of trolls and orks.
We were hurting after the fire and a tough run so we tried to negotiate. Mr Pig, our orkish street sam, went off for a chat with the gang leader to arrange for us to cross their territory. He returned all smiles and the team went on their merry way.
The snag? We didn't have any nuyen so Mr Pig organised a barter. He figured as we had all had medical treatment before the gang found us, the team had no further use for the medic. So he traded Gremlin for safe passage.
Gremlin
- Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 20:28:29 (CST)
The scene: a smoky bar in the bad part of town.
The run: meet Mr J and get payment for a successful run.
The problem: Subtle the elven mage sashays up to the bar and insists on reisling. The barman informs Subtle he serves beer, cold beer and whiskey. After being shot at all day, our friend the elf really wants his posh liquor and is very cross when he discovers there is no plonk.
The result: one dead barman, a towering inferno that used to be a bar, Mr Johnson burnt to crisp and the rest of the team nursing third degree burns in the sewer with no money.
What happened to Subtle, who managed to walk out of the bar unscathed? He went to a nightclub, got his drink and phoned us to let us share his joy.
Gremlin
- Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 20:13:45 (CST)
"If i've got a problem, I just point my gun at it, and squeeze the trigger, if that doesn't work, I squeeze the trigger again, the only problem being that I run out of clips quickly that way" - some dwarf said that...
Dark One
- Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 09:52:38 (CST)
The bullet hole in the thin fabric of the space station is rapidly leaking air... and begging to whistle annoyingly
Marcus: "I put H8's hand in the hole"
GM: "Which one?"
MArcus:"The one that fell off."
GM: THUNK. "The finger fits perfectly in the hole!"
H8: (Suddenly paying attention and spitting Doritos) "THATS MY HAND!"
Marcus: "Perfect fit too..."
H8: "I swing at MArcus with my primary hand!"
GM: "Don't even roll... you miss."
H8:"What?"
GM: "Your hand fell off... remember?"
Zahrdoz
- Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 19:47:12 (CST)
Eon is introducing her cousin to the group as she has previously warned them to be on thier best behavior, or else. She eyes them suspiciously as she makes the introduction, mostly watching Krass.
"This is my young cousin Lin Chin." Drassel speaks immediately, "We will have no lynchings in here, Thank you."
The Great Krass
- Monday, December 06, 2004 at 03:51:49 (CST)
NPC: "Are you a lawyer?"
Drassel nods affirmatively.
NPC: "Honest?"
Drassel, "No the usual kind."
The Great Krass
- Monday, December 06, 2004 at 03:34:39 (CST)
Looks at Luddington, "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
The Great Krass
- Monday, December 06, 2004 at 03:32:05 (CST)
dore te lai ku sti laker tu ghordtho !!!
TALTO
- Wednesday, December 01, 2004 at 03:49:07 (CST)
Ronilion pops into the office and asks JoAnee, "Where is Eon?"
JoAnne checks her tracking headware, "Eon is at the Mall. Do you want me to page her?"
Krass pops his head out his office door, "Better not, I heard that Calvin Klein came out with aluminum pantyhose and you know how trendy Eon is."
Ronilion confused, "Aluminum pantyhose? How in the seven hells of Kuryic do you wear aluminum pantyhose?"
Krass laughs, "How in the hell can she wear a shirt? It's another one of those mysterys no one will ever figure out."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, December 01, 2004 at 03:14:23 (CST)
JoAnne looking disgusted has just arrived back at the office carrying a plain brown bag which she deposits in Krass's refrigerator.
"What was that?' asked Padre Luddington.
"I think Mr. Krass is losing it. He wants to hand out popsicles made of scotch at his next political rally."
"Going after the drunk vote huh? It just might work." stated Luddington gloomily.
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, December 01, 2004 at 02:49:04 (CST)
Krass has gone to a political fund raiser supper and Drassel is introducing him.
"What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? I can start by saying he’s not the man we’re honoring tonight." stated Drassel seriously.
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, December 01, 2004 at 02:42:08 (CST)
Ronilion, Drassel, Eon and Krass are at the stadium getting ready to watch the Seattle Seadogs play. Krass of course has a private box and wants to make an appearence since he is running as Mayor this year. Krass leans over and speaks quietly in Drassel's ear. Without further ado Drassel quickly picks up Eon by surprise and tosses her over the side of the box onto the field. Eon can be heard cursing all the way down.
Krass looking disgusted looks over the box and states calmly. "I said we need to throw out the first PITCH, stupid!"
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, December 01, 2004 at 02:30:57 (CST)
The team was hired to sneak in and assassinate someone staying in the penthouse suite of the Warwick hotel. Raiden had gone in undercover as a Japanese Businessman to try and take the private elevator up to the penthouse.
Raiden: I try and use my passkey on the elevator door.
GM: Your passkey fails to open the door and triggers an alarm that brings rather beefy armed security to the elevator.
Raiden: Look scared and confused and start blithering in Japanese.
At this point, the rest of the group is mounting a rescue party, ready to go in with all guns blazing.
GM: Ok, the guards at each other in confusion but don’t lower their guns. One of them radios the front desk. A short time later, the concierge arrives.
Raiden: Complain in Japanese about my card not opening the elevator door, and the rude security people. Also say that I’m never going to stay in the Westin again.
GM: This is the Warwick.
Raiden grins.
GM: *sigh* The concierge apologizes for the mix up and says the Westin is down the street. He shows you to the door and provides you with a map to the Westin.
Raiden: Apologize for my behavior and thank him for his help.
Team: Spoil sport.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Wednesday, December 01, 2004 at 02:19:22 (CST)
A customer is speaking to Krass and Drassel in Krass's office.
NPC " I am representing a client who is currently in litigation with Lone Star's Chief Prosecuter. Your name was mentioned by him and I wanted to know which side you are taking in this case?"
Drassel, speaking before Krass can put his foot in his mouth, "Whoever pays us to represent their view, of course. What is your client willing to offer?"
NPC: startled, "Aren't you interested in the facts of the case first counsellor?"
Krass, "We are never interested in facts, right or wrong, or ego's. What we are interested in is nice crisp NuYen and Certified Cred Sticks. We are the best firm money CAN buy."
Drassel nodded in complete agreement, "We will accept bearer bonds and stock options as well but the worth will depend on our assessment of your companies future."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, November 30, 2004 at 03:53:13 (CST)
A customer has walked in and asked to see Mr Krass. JoAnne thinks he looks young and innocent and whispers do him.
"You don't want to do business here. Mr Krass is the kind of guy that would take sparrows, dip them in peroxide, and sell them as canaries."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, November 30, 2004 at 03:20:13 (CST)
Father Luddington is talking to Eon, "Everyone must believe in something Ms. Eon."
Eon smiling, "I do believe in SOMETHING, Padre, I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?" She looked pointedly at Krass.
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, November 30, 2004 at 03:03:13 (CST)
JoAnne has just returned to the office with a puzzled look on her face and spotting Drassel, Eon and Ronilion she walks over. "I just saw the strangest thing. I saw a guy with his head and both hands up the Hoop of a police horse."
Eon dryly, "If it's Krass he has hit a new low."
Drassel, "Or it's just an Amish Mechanic."
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 29, 2004 at 04:11:40 (CST)
Eon is admiring a new and very large feathered hat in the mirror as Krass walks in. Stupidly she asks him how it looks.
Krass looking pointedly at the hat, "Well Pocahantas, if I had a hat like that I would have bought two."
Eon surprised, "Two? You like it that much?"
Krass bluntly, "No. I would have bought one to DREK in and used the other to cover it up!"
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 29, 2004 at 04:02:34 (CST)
Eon is on assignment with Krass and Ronilion. She points to a man drinking heavily at the bar. "Do you see that man over there. He started drinking two years ago when I refused to marry him."
Krass looks at the man then at Eon, "How egotistical of you, even that is not worth so much celebrating."
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 29, 2004 at 03:56:23 (CST)
Eon has come into the office and see's Krass laying on the floor after entertaining a client. "Your Drunk! What kind of example are you setting as head of the company?"
Krass looking blearily at Eon, "Wrong, your never drunk if you can lay on the floor without hanging on."
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 29, 2004 at 03:52:44 (CST)
JoAnne on the intercom to Devlin Krass, "Mr. Krass, the Doctor called and had good news. He found your head up your hoop."
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 29, 2004 at 03:49:05 (CST)
Nappy loves Silos( a caster), who is, at the moment, Going through his room at Nappys house.
Nappy to Silos "you should stop going through my drawers... and start going through my Drawers."
Norm Al
- Wednesday, November 24, 2004 at 23:19:44 (CST)
Beal whspers sweetnothings in Norms Ear
Nrom(ooc)" OOh formfitting Wasnt made for this"
Norm Al
- Wednesday, November 24, 2004 at 21:21:07 (CST)
The anti-tank-gun totting, surged priest is walking alone through a seemingly deserted mansion.
GM: the trapdoor opens beneath you and you plummet down a long tube.
Father Michael (OOC): I float down safely.
GM: The tube is too narrow for you to use your wings.
Father Michael (OOC): That's why I have "Levitate".
GM: That's right, you're a Shaman. I keep forgetting.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Wednesday, November 24, 2004 at 20:07:25 (CST)
The PCs have stumbled across an incredibly big, tough, and strong antroform A.I. named D.A.V.E., that can see them even while invisible.
GM: The huge robot stomps forward and grabs Maxine, yelling "Kitty!"
Collector: Try and escape.
GM: You try and fail to escape. It has pinned your arms and has begun stroking your hair.
Baby Shadow: Maxine made a friend.
Collector: Laugh and die.
Boogiepop: Yeah? And what can you do like that?
Collector: Manabolt.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Wednesday, November 24, 2004 at 19:52:26 (CST)
The Runners are going through UCAS customs and trying to hide their firearms. Most characters have hidden their weapons successfully except...
GM: The customs officer flukes and manages to flick the hidden switch that opens up the machine gun hidden in your cross. Both officers in front of you reach for their guns.
Father Michael (OOC): I draw my permit and hand it to them.
GM: Your permit?
Father Michael (OOC): I'm here on official Vatican business. They would have arranged all my permits before I left.
GM: The customs officers have their guns drawn on you as one of them tentatively reaches forward and takes your permit.
Father Michael: I believe you'll find everything in order officer.
GM: Backing away slightly, he checks the permit. Roll Charisma.
Father Michael (OOC): 38
GM (as Customs Officer): Everything seems to check out. But... uh, don't use it in public.
Father Michael: Don't worry officer. I'll only use it when necessary.
Lenny (trying to mask his aura & hide his illegal gear): Sonova...
Mojo Jojo 42
- Wednesday, November 24, 2004 at 19:41:27 (CST)
Ronilion is seeking Drassel and finds him in his office busily working on a case. "It looks like your busy right now, I can come back later."
Drassel looks up, "No need. What's the problem?"
"I was just going to invite you out to McBeast's. So what are you working on?"
"Well techincally I am trying to help a friend of Krass's that got arrested. It is truning into a very interesting case."
"How so?"
"Well, he admits he committed the crime, but his sueing himself, claiming that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested. He is sueing for five million NuYen and wants UCAS to pay it since he can't have an income in prison."
Ronilion looking shocked, "That's totally absurd!"
Drassel looks pointedly at Ronilion, "Not at all, in law nothing is absurb. Besides, I'm winning." He smiled.
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 06:03:26 (CST)
Drassel, with briefcase in hand walks into the office with a slight smile on his face.
Krass looks at his partner and smiles, "Who got screwed this time, lamebrain."
Drassel spoke quietly, "I won the case against Renraku today."
JoAnne looked shocked, "You mean the one where the woman sued them for tripping over a kid that was running around in their lobby? She wasn't even hurt!"
Drassel nodded calmly, "The jury awarded her 8.5 million NuYen, of which our percentage is 82% of the award. They were after all responsible for her safety and they failed miserably."
Krass thinks for a minute, "Wait a minute wasn't it HER kid she tripped over?"
Drassel nodded, "I don't see where that makes any difference at all."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 05:50:48 (CST)
Drassel is teaching the Art of the Cover-Up at the Shadowrunners School. "Remember class, if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 05:31:23 (CST)
After an attack by a hitman
Blackfox: My God, I can't belive that such a person could survive that... its like he's ... uh... hmmm... its like he was...
(Interupting) Shadow: The terminator?
Blackfox: Yeah!... and to think I was the geek of the group.
Shadow: A guy has to have a hobby.
Wolfspirit
- Monday, November 22, 2004 at 03:08:11 (CST)
Boogiepop (OOC): I know your character's weakness. She's afraid of Spiders.
Collector (OOC): How does your character know that?
Boogiepop (OOC): Because I saw her running from the Spider drones in Renraku.
Collector (OOC): ... 2 things. 1: My character was invisible, and 2: EVERYBODY was running from the Spider drones.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Monday, November 22, 2004 at 02:58:41 (CST)
Collector: My new spell is a work of genius!
GM: How so?
Collector: The more times I hit someone with it, the less likely they will resist the next time I target them.
GM: There are no rules for that. It's impossible.
Collector: My new spell is called "Orgasm".
GM: ... That's mean.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Monday, November 22, 2004 at 02:50:08 (CST)
A phone conversation between a runner and her fixer...
(The Fixer) Jouque: Hellu chum!
(The Runner) Blackfox: Not right now Jouque im rather busy.
Jouque: Well its rather important foxy, you see..
Blackfox: No im not interested in buying anymore of your second rate ID's, the last one looked like it came from an artest on the special school bus.
Jouque: But!
Blackfox: No buts...
Jouque: Ok fine then, i'll just inform this nice young gentleman that has a gun pressed to my fragen forehead that your not interested in keeping me in the biz of the living, thank you oh so very much.
Blackfox: ... Ok this better not be a sad call of finacal help.
Wolfspirit
- Monday, November 22, 2004 at 02:44:38 (CST)
Krass speaking to Eon, "Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always sex, money, beer, or Combat Bikers. I just have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. By the way, how about a date?" He smiles brightly at Eon. "Now you know what I'm thinking about when I look at you."
Luddington drily, "Combat Biking."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, November 18, 2004 at 06:37:14 (CST)
"Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told." Eon stated to Krass while raising a diminutive fist.
The Great Krass
- Thursday, November 18, 2004 at 06:28:59 (CST)
"Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles." stated Luddington to JoAnne as he looked pointedly at Krass.
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 08, 2004 at 02:44:49 (CST)
JoAnne to Drassel as Krass left the office, "There goes the famous good time that was had by all."
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 08, 2004 at 02:39:23 (CST)
"You're a mouse studying to be a rat." Ronilion stated bluntly to Krass.
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 08, 2004 at 02:27:47 (CST)
Eon glaring at Krass, "Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 08, 2004 at 02:25:42 (CST)
On the latest run Krass, Drassel and Assoc. are trying to rescue a rich clients wife. Just as they are about to make the final ambush Krass speaks into their headware communicators. "Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did."
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 08, 2004 at 02:21:56 (CST)
Drassel speaking seriously to JoAnne, "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
JoAnne confused, "Huh?"
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 08, 2004 at 02:14:53 (CST)
"Hey Eon, if you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?"
The Great Krass
- Monday, November 08, 2004 at 02:12:10 (CST)
"Hey Krass" asked Drassel, "What's the difference between pink and purple?"
Krass smiling, "The grip!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, November 07, 2004 at 01:41:41 (CST)
Can't I just hit the computer Real Hard?
Tester
- Thursday, November 04, 2004 at 18:28:00 (CST)
Scene: Stark and Judas just broke into the room where we're talking to Bubba. (FSA's The Killing Game) This time I'm close enough to get into combat and stop them shooting him, but they're armoured to drek and My spurs keep bouncing off. Judas has just gone down, leaving me facing Judas
Me: I whirl round, palming my shotgun from under my long coat, spin cock it, push into his face and pull the trigger.
GM: Target number 6
Me: What? Point blank range!
GM: He's not gonna stand still, is he?
Me: Ok, Ok. *rolls dice* Crap. Karma burn. *Roll all 10 again* Crap.
GM: You pull the shotgun in a flourish, but the gun goes off prematurely as you spin cock it. Cheap plaster rains down on you. Oh, and now stark stabs you.
Me: (Expletive Deleted)
Xander Blade
- Friday, June 25, 2004 at 08:06:08 (CDT)
Vindicator Minigun - 100,000=Y=
Hollowpoint Ammo - 1,000=Y=
GyroMax Harness - 2,000=Y=
Killing Every Drekking Chummer in the room - Priceless
Xander Blade
- Friday, June 25, 2004 at 07:58:58 (CDT)
Scene: A group of bad guys showed up at our safehouse. I'm trying to make my cyber-spurs a signature weapon, so in the midst of a firefight I drop my SMG and charge the guys 15ft away.
GM: What's your quickness?
Me: 9! That means I can move 27ft a compat phase!
GM : No, it means 27ft a *turn*. You get 11ft this phase. Their action. Funnily enough they're shooting at you.
Me: (Expletive Deleted)
Xander Blade
- Friday, June 25, 2004 at 07:18:51 (CDT)
OOC: JoAnne, "You guys have been playing since 1970? That is hard to believe."
OOC: Ronilion, amused, "You assume it is with all the smae players. Players come and Players go. The 'fat old bearded guy is the oldest. Dr Patterson, has played almost as long. Many of us joined later."
OOC: JoAnne, "Oh."
GM: "The highest count in players was forty three at one time but that gets a little tuff. We were very glad when E-Mail came along. Locally we used to cram people into my house for all weekend sessions. It looked like a hippy-commune. Now we can all be in different parts of the country and still meet regularly. I think that's when I got fatter too."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 05:28:10 (CDT)
OOC: JoAnne, grumpily "It gets hard to know when you guys are kidding when you end things in jokes!"
OOC: Krass laughing, "This is a fragging game. Stop trying to take it seriously."
GM: smiling, "To True. The object of a game is to have fun and if you can't laugh at reality or fun then why play? Jokes and Humor are a part of life. Don't take life too serious, you'll never get out alive."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 05:08:13 (CDT)
OOC: JoAnne, "You know I am very uncomfortable with always having to call you 'fat old man'. Everyone says we should address you that way though why?"
GM: "It was my personal preference. The nature of the world is to NOT call things what they are because it is insulting. I prefer to be addressed by how people perceive me than some sugary phrase that means the same thing. I tend to like the reality and it reminds me that I am this way through my own actions. Besides what else would you call someone who has been escorted off beaches for violating the public ugliness ordanance?"
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 05:02:03 (CDT)
OOC: JoAnne "Hey fat old man?"
GM: "Yes?"
OOC: JoAnne, "How did the group decide that Krass would head the corporation?"
GM: "Several times the staff has changed. You have to understand we have been in continuous operation since the 1970's. In the latest round it was 'decided' by the group that the funniest person should head the corporation. Krass won hands down because just looking at him makes everyone laugh."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 04:51:06 (CDT)
Eon, "Where was your first Church founded?"
Luddington, "In Texas on the King Ranch. We started with the ten commandments and rewrote them to be more understandable."
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) God first.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No unnecessary killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer partner's stuff.
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 04:44:34 (CDT)
Eon is on a case with Luddington. "Father, don't get me wrong but on occasion I have seen you shoot it out with people. Isn't that a no-no?"
Luddington, "Not according to my religion which is called The Temple of the Evolution of Differentiated Multi-Threaded Digital Organisms."
Eon surprised, "Wow, I never heard of that one. There sure are a lot of strange religions in the Awakened World."
Luddington nodding, "My Church does take into account the unreasoning violence of this world. The rule is: Shoot everything that appears hostile and if it blows up or dies, it was evil."
Eon nodding, "That does appear to be a sound philosophy."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 03:55:02 (CDT)
JoAnne, "Mr Luddington, just what is your job?"
Luddington, "Public relations. It appears that whenever the corporation wants some plausible deniability they send me."
JoAnne, "I guess it makes a strange kind of sense. You don't know anything for sure but you can like everyone else suspect they have done something. So they send you out to lie for them by not lying for them. Tricky. I assume you have been drugged?"
Luddington unhappily, "Many times, as well as probed and questioned. Unfortunately your comment seems to be true, I serve an evil master that I do not lie about but that still seems to always come out ahead. Satan truly rules the world."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 03:26:55 (CDT)
Eon to Ronilion, "That was a neat stunt you pulled so we could escape." She looks at Drassel, "He mixed brake fluid with Clorox and it made a huge smoke screen. We were able to escape easily."
OOC Drassel, "You realize of course that now 60% of the men reading this will try mixing Clorox and Brake Fluid?"
OOC: Krass, "I recommend that they don't."
The Great Krass
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 01:46:00 (CDT)
Luddington to Eon, "And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, HE WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV in an ugly suit and a bad hairstyle."
The Great Krass
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 01:18:51 (CDT)
Drassel to Krass, "Never, under ANY circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
The Great Krass
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 01:16:36 (CDT)
Luddington dejectedly, "No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes."
The Great Krass
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 01:14:55 (CDT)
Ronilion to Krass, "You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."
The Great Krass
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 01:13:35 (CDT)
Dr Patterson is compiling some notes on Krass's medical chart for his upcoming enhancements.
"Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. Patient was alert and unresponsive. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. The patient has no past history of suicides. The patient refused an autopsy."
The Great Krass
- Monday, June 21, 2004 at 01:10:04 (CDT)
Lenny: So he's a robot?
GM: Yes, your friend and ally Static has turned out to be a robot.
Lenny: Can we fix him?
GM: As noble a though as that is, I think this job is well beyond your abilities.
Lenny: Could we take him to the scrap yard (a buddy rigger's home) and get him put back together there?
GM: I guess they could try... but you know that this isn't the real Static, right?
Lenny: Yeah, but he's got a lot of enenmies, and I figured I could charge each person the chance to kill him over and over again.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 07:31:41 (CDT)
Looking at Eon in a bathing suit. "Super-size me baby!"
Eon pointedly looking down in disgust, "It already looks like you have been. Are you making it with TROLLS lately?"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 06:37:50 (CDT)
JoAnne puzzled, "Mr. Ronilion, I know you are a mage and a member of the corporation but just what is your job?"
Ronilion seriously, "I head up the research department. My education and intelligence rating are the highest in the company. I have several grants from the UCAS government for research and it pays off very well. Currently I am working on what discovery in chemistry has made the most significant contribution to this particular science."
JoAnne thinking, "In Chemistry? That must be very difficult."
Ronilion shook his head negatively, "Actually it was quite simple. The answer is Blondes."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 02:55:10 (CDT)
Drassel to JoAnne, "You have to understand that most Shadowrunners are inherently violent individuals. Very few are actually intelligent. If they were smart they would be working in a corporation. Shadowrunners are tools and like any tool you use it till it breaks."
JoAnne pointedly, "You do Shadowrunner work."
Drassel, "Of course, when it suits my purpose and there is an advantage in it. Illegality is a tool of every corporation. After all there are some things that we have to do that we definitely do NOT want to impart to a third party."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 02:23:05 (CDT)
Drassel's answering machine.
"Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 06:53:20 (CDT)
Luddington to Ronilion, "The more I deal with this company the more uncertain I become as to which person is the greatest sinner and promoter of evil. Krass is bad and pretty obvious but Drassel is worse in his own sneaky way."
Ronilion laughs, "You are looking at the tip of iceberg."
Luddington confused, "I am not sure I understand."
Ronilion smiles, "You sir are incredably nieve, which is why we keep you around. We're all wolves here. They don't call it Krass, Drassel and Associates for nothing. Who would have thought it, an HONEST Priest."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 04:52:06 (CDT)
Drassel is instructing at the Shadowrunners school. "Remember that it is important to understand that words have different meanings and one should never be too hasty to achieve a quick solution. Patience is a great thing. I recall a time I inadvertantly told a young lawyer that I had a case that could go on forever. He got the file and immediately settled it to prove to me how smart he was, blissfully unaware that I was chatgeing the client by the hour!"
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 04:46:55 (CDT)
Luddington, "Mr Drassel, I know lawyers can be expensive but just how much do you charge?"
Drassel is reading some briefs and does not even look up. "I charge upwards to 5,000 NYen for three questions."
Luddington whistles, "Bless my soul, isn't that an awful steep price to just answer three questions?"
Drassel still not looking up, "Of course it is. Now what's your third question?"
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 04:33:15 (CDT)
JoAnne curiously to Drassel, "Unlike Mr. Krass you do seem to have some legal ethics but I am unsure whether that is do to your unique perspective or you actually made the attempt to have some."
Drassel thinks for a moment, "Perhaps if I tell you a story you will understand. I once drafted a will for an elderly client. The fee was for 1,000 NYen. The client gave the me a 1,000 bill. After the client left, the I saw that the client had in fact paid 2,000, as two of the client's 1,000 bills had stuck together."
JoAnne, smiling "So that was you're ethical problem? You returned the money of course?"
Drassel seriously, "That is why you will be a secretary for a long time. That was not my problem. My problem was, should I tell my partner?"
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 04:26:59 (CDT)
JoAnne curiously to Drassel, "Unlike Mr. Krass you do seem to have some legal ethics but I am unsure whether that is do to your unique perspective or you actually made the attempt to have some."
Drassel thinks for a moment, "Perhaps if I tell you a story you will understand. I once drafted a will for an elderly client. The fee was for 1,000 NYen. The client gave the me a 1,000 bill. After the client left, the I saw that the client had in fact paid 2,000, as two of the client's 1,000 bills had stuck together."
JoAnne, smiling "So that was you're ethical problem? You returned the money of course?"
Drassel seriously, "That is why you will be a secretary for a long time. That was not my problem. My problem was, should I tell my partner?"
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 04:26:52 (CDT)
Dr Patterson to Drassel. "I'm tired of goiing to parties and having everyone ask me for free advice."
Drassel, "The same thing always happens to me as well, but I fixed that."
Dr Patterson, interested, "You did? How?"
Drassel, "I just send them a bill the next day."
Dr Patterson, "Hey that's great, I'll have to try it."
The next morning Patterson woke up and opened his mail. There was a bill for 1,000 N Yen from Drassel for a legal consultation.
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 04:16:37 (CDT)
NPC Insurance Adjuster, "We are not paying and that's that!"
Krass, "No problem, Chummer. That is why I have a lawyer as a partner." He summones Drassel on his headware. Drassel enters the room, "Mr Drassel, this gentleman does not want to pay on our claim." Drassel smiles.
Insurance Adjuster looking stubborn and uneasy blurts out, "That's right. According to our rules this was NOT an accidental death."
Krass smiled, "You have to understand Mr Drassel better than that chummer. He isn't interested in the rules. He is more interested in what we will gain by legally nailing you and your companies hide to his wall trophy." Drassel continued to smile.
Adjuster dejectedly, "OK, we'll pay."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 04:03:40 (CDT)
Insurance Adjuster (NPC) is arguing with Krass. "Mr. Krass, while I agree that Armegeddon is dead I do not qualify it as accidental! Going up against a dragon with only a Panzer and some drones is more like a lemming like suicide."
Krass smiling, "Did they leave a suicide note? No, they did not. So, they obviously expected to win. The fact that they did not is an 'accident' on their part. Pay up."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 03:47:45 (CDT)
The group is watching the news.
Obviously enhanced news babe with 'alternative' breasts talking. "The latest information that we have is that a Shadowrun group known locally as 'Armegeddon' made a run on a minor UniOil facility. How they got the Panzer heavy assault vehicle they used in the run along with a score of heavily armed combat drones is a mystery. Most bore the markings of state of the art UCAS military vehicles." The holo shows a shot of a heavily damaged refinery. "Our exclusive information from an unimpeachable and highly placed source says it was a negotiated assassination attempt on a member of the UniOil board of directors and Chief of Security."
Krass, "Well it's nice to see that Armeggedon lived up to it's name. A very nice demolition job. Our client will be very pleased that our diversion was so successful."
Babe continues, "It is unknown exactly what Armeggedon hoped to accomplish with this killing. All the runners were eliminated." Shows the burning Panzer with several charred bodies scattered about.
Ronilion shaking his head, "You didn't tell them the dragon was going to be there?"
Krass, "It must have slipped my mind. Still it made it much easier for me to sell the story to the press and make some extra money when I told them that I suspected an assassination attempt was being planned on the visiting dignitary. UniOil owes us a favor for the warning as well. Armeggedon was after the dignitary, they just didn't know it was a dragon. They weren't much for research but real big on things that go bang. After all it was only one little detail."
JoAnne, "People trust 'fixers' too much." Everyone shook their head in agreement.
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 04:38:32 (CDT)
Armegeddon, dejectedly "I guess that means that you're never going to hire us again and since we're blacklisted we have to disband and start over."
Drassel, dead voiced, "That is your problem. You assume to much. Krass, Drassel and Associates don't do business like that at all."
Krass nodding cheerfully, "Of course not. We will give you a chance to redeem yourself and get the bad listing removed. We just won't give you the same kind of job. Your talents obviously lie in another direction. See me tomorrow and I'll have it ready."
Armeggeddon suspiciously, "You mean that? I guess we had you guys figured wrong." They leave.
JoAnne, enters the room, "Mr Krass, I have the insurance policies you took out on Armegeddon ready. You seem to have taken out a lot on the accidental death clause."
Krass smiles.
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 04:15:59 (CDT)
Today the team called the Retro-sexuals are trading insults. A trend that was started by Krass getting angry with Drassel once again. The others waste no time joining in.
Krass: "You irritating crate of bad nose hairs."
Drassel in reply, "You corrupted bundle of decaying zit droppings."
OOC: JoAnne: "This looks like fun. I want to insult Krass too."
GM: sighs, "OK go ahead, it won't be the first time this group has run rampant. Since everyone is in the office the channel is open."
JoAnne, "You whore-like justification for offensive beef scratches."
Eon, "I agree he is also a slutty blob of palsied turd gashes."
Ronilion, "How about a rusty bottle of mildewed skin dribbling?"
Patterson, "Or maybe an infected cracked carboy of crass goat entrails."
Luddington, "That was gross. maybe he resembles an offensive lake full of ghastly bodily waste infestations."
Krass, "Isn't anyone on my side?"
GM "Obviously not you grotesque compartment full of unqualified nose slop."
Krass, "En Tu Fat Guy?"
GM, "Sorry, I just couldn't resist."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 05:05:23 (CDT)
"Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, belly-wriggling invertebrates. The miserable soddingrotters. The flaming drek for brains iceholes. The sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less and completely stupid lot that make up Seattle today." Krass stated after dealing with the runner group known as Armegeddon.
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 04:31:13 (CDT)
Armegeddon, Shadowrun group to Krass. "How come you had us blacklisted, dude? We did the job."
Krass looking at the insurance claims. "You killed eighty-four by-standers, took out a quarter of the Aztecnology Pyramid, failed to rescue the scientist, and in fact you got him killed. You didn't even come close to the tech you were supposed to get and then we had to come and save you to boot. You did NOT do the job you were hired for, you went in like a bunch of babies who haven't even been 'potty trained'"
Armeggedon, "Everyone has a bad day."
Krass glaring, "You guys make Do-Do's look smart."
The Great Krass
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 04:58:28 (CDT)
Convo with the GM:
GM:Alright, so you want Armor for your human form. What kind.
Me: Me.
GM: Huh now?
Me: I want a Black Diamond Dragon scale vest for armor.
GM:.... So you'll be wearing yourself for armor.
Me: Exactly.
GM: How many years you want to wait for this? I mean, it's not like Dragons lose scales daily.
Me: Can't I scratch 'em off an unimportant area while in Draong form?
GM:.... :: Facepalms.::
- Fast Eddie, Black Diamond Dragon shifter/Rigger/Techie.
Fast Eddie
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 12:00:21 (CDT)
The insurance adjuster (NPC)is talking to Krass after the Virgin Islands Affair. "Mr Krass, I am aware in excruciating detail the damage the Shadowrun Team known as the Armageddon did. However, I am curious. Who in our company would insure a Shadowrun Team through you?"
Krass smiling, "I don't have to tell you that. Suffice it to say that as the fixer responsible for the complete satisfaction of my clients, when I broker a job for them, it makes perfect sense to take out insurance payable to me if they fail. After all most runners are not known for their low key, intelligent approach now are they."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 05:21:03 (CDT)
Luddington dejectedly to Ronilion, "I hate this world. You have to kiss a lot of hoop and if you're a good toady they might give you a toothbrush so you can get the taste of the DREK out of you're mouth!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 05:13:17 (CDT)
Eon has returned to the office after dealing with the Shadowrunners that botched a run in the Virgin Islands. She spots Krass and is immediately in no mood for his Drek.
Eon menacingly, "I just got back after 18 hours of running those morons down. You better not start with me. I haven't even had time to go home and change!"
Drassel, "Hmm, what does happen to an 18 hour bra after eighteen hours?"
Eon immediately starts to pound Krass who protests that he did NOT put Drassel up to asking the question. Eon obviously does NOT believe him.
Drassel heads back to his office where JoAnne is waiting. "Did it work?" She asked. Drassel nodded, Like a charm."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 01:40:57 (CDT)
Eon has returned to the office after dealing with the Shadowrunners that botched a run in the Virgin Islands. She spots Krass and is immediately in no mood for his Drek.
Eon menacingly, "I just got back after 18 hours of running those morons down. You better not start with me. I haven't even had time to go home and change!"
Drassel, "Hmm, what does happen to an 18 hour bra after eighteen hours?"
Eon immediately starts to pound Krass who protests that he did NOT put Drassel up to asking the question. Eon obviously does NOT believe him.
Drassel heads back to his office where JoAnne is waiting. "Did it work?" She asked. Drassel nodded, Like a charm."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 01:40:46 (CDT)
Krass is talking to JoAnne about Drassel. "I just don't get it. Just when I think I have Drassel figured out as the dumbest thing in the Universe he says something almost startling in it's insight. How can such a stupid idiot be such a SMARTASS?"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 01:32:27 (CDT)
Krass to Drassel, "Look BOZO, I'll be gone for a few days. I have to go clean up that mess those idiots left us in the Virgin Islands." He stated referring to the group of Shadowrunners he was working as a fixer for.
Drassel concentrating, speaks seriously and warningly at Krass, "This better not be another one of your skirt-chasing trips. Contrary to public opinion there are not a lot of Virgins in the Virgin Islands!"
Krass stops short, "How do you know?"
Drassel just smiles.
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 01:28:26 (CDT)
Krass talking to a Shadowrun team he is hiring for a Johnson.
"Don't bother me now, whippet-head, I can curse you fluently in Shadow-speak!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 01:22:15 (CDT)
"Products of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." Ronilion referring to Krass's business ventures.
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 01:17:46 (CDT)
Eon to Joanne, "Krass may look like an idiot and he may sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He IS an idiot."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 01:13:48 (CDT)
JoAnne to Ronilion. "I see Krass as a great stampede of lips directed at someone's hoop!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, June 06, 2004 at 01:11:14 (CDT)
The Shadowrunners had only met once and didn't know eachother very well. The GM tried to fix this problem by letting them meet randomly while not running.
Collector: Hello, welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order. drek, it's you guys.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Friday, June 04, 2004 at 03:58:42 (CDT)
Rally: If you put ANYTHING but diesel in this car, I will take great personal pleasure in arranging your internal organs alphabetically.
Moral of this story: Never mess with a rigger's ride.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Friday, June 04, 2004 at 03:49:09 (CDT)
GM: I still don't believe you killed an ENTIRE wizzer gang by throwing AdrekRAYS AT THEM!!!
Mojo Jojo 42
- Friday, June 04, 2004 at 03:40:26 (CDT)
Rappo: Ah... The people you meet when you don't have a gun.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Friday, June 04, 2004 at 03:36:54 (CDT)
Ronilion to Drassel, "I can see why you became a lawyer, you nitpick over every word and interpret it your own way. I'll bet you didn't want to be a lawyer when you were growing up."
Drassel nods, "True "I wanted to write stuff that the whole world would read, stuff that people would react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that would make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, in desperation, and anger!"
Ronilion, "Well then I guess you came close."
Drassel, "Not close enough, I could have been writing error messages for Microsoft."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 04:06:04 (CDT)
Shadowrunners school and Drassel is teaching the class. He holds up a board with four circles. O o (o) (0)
" The first circle represents your brain. The second your brain on chips! The third represents your hoop hole and the forth represents your hoop hole if you get caught by Lone Star dealing or using chips."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 02:31:12 (CDT)
Drassel to Dr Patterson, "Doctor, I have noticed something strange. When I stand on my head all the blood rushes to it, so why doesn't it all rush to my feet now?"
Dr Patterson seriously, "That's because your feet aren't empty."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 01:35:15 (CDT)
GM: "Really Mr. Krass, you look at this the wrong way. I am not too fat, I am just too short!"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 01:31:44 (CDT)
JoAnne angrily at Krass, "You know Krass, when God put teeth in your mouth he ruined a perfectly good asshole!"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 01:27:33 (CDT)
Krass and Drassel have opened up, yes you guessed it, a Shadowrunners school! Krass is teaching the first class.
Krass speaking brightly, "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts
agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're Shadowrunners!"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 01:00:01 (CDT)
Krass speaking about Drassel, "You know there is a fine line between ignorance and stupidity but Drassel is hard at work trying to erase that line!"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 00:54:48 (CDT)
"So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
Drassel asked the girl scout as he was purchasing a box.
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 01:46:01 (CDT)
OOC: JoAnne, "You guys are absolutely starkers!"
GM: "It's not just us you know, the whole world is going crazy. For instance the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup. France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 01:35:37 (CDT)
Drassel to Dr. Patterson, "I finally figured out, with JoAnne's help what PMS is?"
Dr Patterson, "You didn't know? OK let's see what you learned."
Drassel, "PMS - Putting up with Men's drek!"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 01:22:47 (CDT)
Eon angrily at Krass, "There are lots of things a woman can do that a man can't!"
Krass, "Calm Down I agree, I can even think of one right now. For instance, a woman can bury a boner without digging a hole."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 01:17:28 (CDT)
OOC: Luddington, "I feel like I should have a great idea right now. But I don't."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 01:11:00 (CDT)
Krass noticing that JoAnne appears to have nothing to do.
""Need something to do honey? Go make yourself useless in the kitchen and bring me a cup of soykaf."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 01:09:11 (CDT)
Eon speaking ernestly to JoAnne, "MENtal anixiety! MENstrual cramps! MENopause! Don't you notice that all our problems begin with MEN!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 04:22:52 (CDT)
Drassel, "Mine is better,Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 04:19:45 (CDT)
Dr Patterson well this one is usually important in my job: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi. - Always wear Underwear."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 04:17:35 (CDT)
Ronilion, "Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 04:15:21 (CDT)
OOC Eon: "Oh Yeah? Then my motto would be: Veni, Vedi, Visa. I came. I Saw. I did a little shopping."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 04:12:03 (CDT)
GM After listening to a lot of bad latin jokes speaks to the group. "OK you guys have butchered the language enough because according to you the latin that describes me would go something like this: Cogito ergo sumo: I think therefore I am a huge fat wrestler. I am not a wrestler! So my final comment is: Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes. - If you can read this, you're overeducated. Back to the game!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 04:10:29 (CDT)
Krass and Drassel are selling a new advertising slogan for the Urban Brawl, "Give Blood, Play Urban Brawl!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 04:00:52 (CDT)
Drassel watching the latest Urban Brawl with Dr Patterson. "Did you notice that the best and most well-balanced players have a beer in each hand?"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 03:58:41 (CDT)
Krass speaking profoundly to a customer, "Remember our companies motto, Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam."
JoAnne at the secretaries desk watches as the happy customer leaves and turns to Krass, "What does that mean?"
Luddington in disgust, "I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 03:52:45 (CDT)
Luddington sternly, "Mr Krass! Christ died for our sins!"
Krass looks at the priest sternly, "Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 03:40:43 (CDT)
Luddington to Eon, "A great sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending."
Ronilion replies with a smile, "And they should be as close together as possible!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 03:37:08 (CDT)
Lenny: What's the matter with you?
Rally: They rejected my application for Urban Brawl.
Lenny: Why?
Rally: They said my bike had an illegal upgrade.
Lenny: The protective dome?
Rally: The Ares Firelance.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Friday, May 28, 2004 at 03:32:47 (CDT)
Ronilion has arrived and is talking with JoAnne before going to see Krass, "So how do you like working here for Krass?"
JoAnne thought for a moment, "Krass is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind - boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 05:22:42 (CDT)
Dr Patterson has just finished working on Krass's new penile implant. Krass is admiring himself in the mirror.
Krass smiling, "Hey Doc, Wouldn't it be great if age and gravity did to a penis what it does to boobs?"
The Great Krass
- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 05:13:56 (CDT)
Krass has pushed off the Greenpeace elves on Drassel. The lawyer has been carefully and considerately listening to the elf as JoAnne takes notes.
Elf, NPC, "Save the whales!"
Drassel looks at JoAnne, "Whales, their mammals, right?"
JoAnne, "Yes Sir."
Drassel "Then like most mammals they have hair?"
JoAnne and the elf look confused and JoAnne replies, "I don't know, Sir."
Drassel, looking irritated, "Then it shouldn't be Save the Whales if they have hair it should be Shave the Whales!"
The Great Krass
- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 05:09:45 (CDT)
Luddington to Krass, "Like your father you still have a thing for Eon don't you."
Krass nods and speaks honestly, "You have to admit she has it all, a body that doesn't quit, brains and attitude." He notices her coming into the office and yells, "How about a kiss baby?"
Eon looks at him pointedly, "To kiss a fool is bad. To let a fool kiss you is even worse." She walks away.
Krass says dreamily "I think she loves me."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 05:03:04 (CDT)
Luddington to Krass, "The wages of sin are eternal damnation!"
Krass smiling, "Maybe, but the hours are good though."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 04:57:51 (CDT)
Raiden: How many hijackers are there?
GM: There are 4 highjackers that you can see. Their leader has a gun pointed to a female passenger's head.
Raiden: How far away is he?
GM: About 6 meters. You'd also have to get past 2 other Hijackers to stop him from pulling the trigger. Remember, your weapons were put into the cargo hold.
Raiden: My camera wasn't.
END RESULT: 5 dead terrorists and 1 broken camera later, Raiden (Kijomi Nichiya) was being praised as a hero.
Mojo Jojo 42
- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 04:00:35 (CDT)
Krass and Drassel have returned from a lucrative run. JoAnne is at her desk working.
Krass in a tired voice, "Any messages while I was out?"
JoAnne in bright voice, "Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number."
Drassel looking confused, "Since when has Eon become a him?"
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 04:17:46 (CDT)
Krass spitting out the coffee JoAnne has just brought to his office. "This coffee tastes like MUD!" He yelled at her in anger and disgust.
JoAnne smiles, "It should it was GROUND this morning."
Krass does a double take, "You have been spending too much time with Drassel."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 04:05:19 (CDT)
"A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste." Krass told JoAnne when she asked him why he was such a putz.
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 03:59:00 (CDT)
Krass is explaining to Drassel, "Opportunity only knocks once, lamebrain."
Drassel thinks for a moment, "Then if I hear a second knock it's probably only a Jehovah's witness?"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 06:11:24 (CDT)
Eon looks at Krass pointedly, "Shut Up, I have better things to do than listen to your stupidity Krass."
Krass smiles, "What could be more important than learning wisdom?"
Eon smiles, "Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 06:05:09 (CDT)
JoAnne walks into Drassel's office and notices the book he is reading. Is that Robin Hood? Books like that are very rare in the Awakened World."
Drassel looks up vacantly, "No it's a cheap copy. It's called Christopher Robin Hood. He takes from the rich and gives to the Pooh."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 05:20:52 (CDT)
Is explaining things to JoAnne, "Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 05:16:37 (CDT)
OOC: Krass, "I think you're losing it old man."
GM: "Perhaps but the young always think that way of the old Mr. Krass. I have a different view of life, Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. So far I have not discovered any contrary evidence that my theory may be wrong."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 05:12:39 (CDT)
OOC: JoAnne, "Eon are you really Chinese?"
OOC: Eon, "Yes."
OOC JoAnne, "You must have a hard time dealing with these guys. The GM says you came in game just before Krass."
OOC: Eon, "True, I actually started with Ronilion slightly earlier than Krass, Krass keeps getting killed but I haven't yet. I have no trouble dealing with Krass because I'm a Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 2004-1951."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:54:18 (CDT)
OOC JoAnne, "I feel out of my depth here. In game or out you people are so rabid."
GM: "Not rabid, just experienced. Actually Krass is one of our newer players as well. Stick with it and you will soon fall into the pattern of give and take. Remember, Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it eventually kills all its students."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:43:42 (CDT)
JoAnne is taking over as Krass's secretary so that Eon has more time for other duties. She is making a note for Krass from Drassel. The note reads:
'This month is Farm Animal Awareness Week.' It is also National Singles week. Please do NOT get the two mixed up.'
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:39:19 (CDT)
OOC: JoAnne, "Drassel I think you are not as stupid as everyone says. Actually you seem pretty cool."
OOC Drassel, "Thanks. I have a saying, The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:32:51 (CDT)
JoAnne a potential new player.
OOC: JoAnne, "Krass? I know you and Drassel are partners in game but I can't figure out if he is really that stupid or just someone who is incredably smart playing stupid. Can you tell me for sure?"
OOC: Krass, "Do you put out?"
OOC: JoAnne, "NO!"
OOC: Krass, "Well then some things in life you should figure out for yourself."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:27:17 (CDT)
Dr. Patterson explaining things to Krass, "The American Heart and Lung Association surveyed doctors and found that 9 out of 10 doctors who tried Camels went back to women."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:18:19 (CDT)
Elven Greenpeace is hitting up Krass and Drassel for a donation. "Save a tree!" The elf says ernestly to Krass.
Drassel looks confused, "What the drek and I supposed to do? Wipe my ass with a spotted owl?"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:13:50 (CDT)
OOC: Drassel, "why is everyone laughing? What's a thingy?"
OOC: Krass, "Look in a mirror but first take off your clothes and look for the smallest thing you can see."
OOC: Drassel, "Why do I have to take off my clothes to see my ear?"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:09:01 (CDT)
Krass is explaining to Luddington his secret of success, "Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:06:45 (CDT)
Leering at Eon, "So you say money doesn't motivate you. What does? I'll buy it for you!"
Eon groans, "It's as bad as it's parent."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:03:20 (CDT)
Speaking to Eon, "I heard your mother had morning sickness after you were born." Eon glared, "We're back to this again. I got your FATHER and I CAN GET YOU TOO JUNIOR!"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 02:55:11 (CDT)
Wasting no time the new and improved Krass and Drassel are quickly back to their rotten schemes. Drassel as been doing wills in which he adds small hidden clauses making Krass the beneficiary then they bankroll hits. As Krass puts it, "Where there's a will, I want to be in it."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 02:46:23 (CDT)
GM: "Well Mr Krass, how is the new character coming along?"
OOC: Krass: "Not bad, I started a Krass Jr. I figured as much as my guy slept around I would have no problem."
GM thoughtfully, "A novel approach and it seems consistent with logic. So have you made any changes in this Krass besides the Junior name?
OOC: Krass: "I sure did. This one will be fireproof."
GM GROANS!
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 02:35:53 (CDT)
"If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you're headed." Eon said warningly to Krass.
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 02:29:46 (CDT)
Krass Jr. and Drassel Jr. are taking up where there deceased parents left off. They are advertising a new business. 'Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail friends! See Krass, Drassel and Associates for opportunities.'
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 02:25:05 (CDT)
Eon in a nice voice dripping with honey, "You know Krass you shouldn't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon."
The Great Krass!
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 02:21:45 (CDT)
Speaking to Drassel, "I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 02:17:10 (CDT)
"I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?"
The (ONCE) Great Krass
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 02:15:09 (CDT)
Titania, a Disney style Gargoyle, who spent 5000 years in stone hybernation, wakes up in L.A. due to Haley's Commet's magic spike. Alone, disorientated, and discovering that her hybernating form was being used as a building decoration, she says the only thing that cames to mind...
"Where the F*** are my CLOTHES!"
Mojo Jojo 42
- Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 20:59:30 (CDT)
In the Seattle Renraku Achology, leading a group of 20 survivors to the outside.
Boogiepop: We'll never get these people out of here. There only 2 of us with guns.
Father Michael: Who can use a pistol?
GM: 10 people hold up their hands.
Father Michael (OOC): I open my Cross, and give them each an Alta.
GM: Ok... You start handing out pistols to the people with their hands up. One of them is a 12 year old girl.
Father Michael (to Boogiepop): Feel better?
Boogiepop: ... No...
Mojo Jojo 42
- Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 03:59:41 (CDT)
Running through a feild full of people Norm and his giant friend Dimples are being shot at with a high cal. sniper rifle dimples (a phys adept) takes three shots before going down at deadly +2 and into over flow damage and stableizeing. Norm due to some luck and some kick a** dodge roles gets to his suv relatively unharmed and drives to his friend failing multiple inteligence roles on the way. upon ariving at his friend side he realizes that Fit will hit the Shan if he tries to lift his 600 pound giant friend into his suv. at this point he turns to the GM and says ooc, I've got a towe rope!
Norm Al
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 23:47:37 (CDT)
OOC: Krass to Luddington, "It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 04:18:12 (CDT)
Eon smiling, "For Krass, all the world was a stage, I just operated the trap door!"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 04:13:25 (CDT)
GM: "Well Mr. Krass, you may now take a lighter or match to your character sheet. Your choice."
OOC: Krass, "How about a rescue here."
OOC: Eon, "No way!"
OOC: Ronilion, "Bon Voyage give my best to the other characters we sent to hell."
OOC: Luddington, "Repent while I give last rites."
OOC: Krass, "Up Yours!"
OOC: Drassel, "Well at least we go together."
OOC: Krass, "Repenting sounds better by the moment."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 04:09:50 (CDT)
"As a marsh mellow roast, Krass probably had his finest hour." Eon stated in a satisfied voice.
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 03:35:28 (CDT)
"Is it just me or is it getting warm in here?" states Krass as Eon lights the stack of wood.
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 03:34:08 (CDT)
Krass and Drassel are protesting and tightly tied to a large stake. Around it Eon is focused on piling large amounts of wood. Several gasoline cans stand nearby. Ronilion is watching with amusement and Father Luddington is trying to convince her not to do it.
Luddington, "Ms. Eon, PLEASE. This would be murder. Can you not in your heart forgive their stupidity?"
Eon undeterred, "I am not doing this out of anger or vengeance but out of charity. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Where Krass is going this is only the pre-game show."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 03:29:16 (CDT)
"My sincere apologies go out to the two iceholes in Dumb and Dumber. Next to Krass they're somewhere up there with Einstein and Hillary." Ronilion stated to Drassel after finding out Krass is behind the calls and cameras annoying Eon.
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 03:07:51 (CDT)
Eon angrily, "I had my place swept for bugs and do you know what they found?"
Drassel, "Roaches."
Eon, "No camera's! I started to have other places checked too. The stores I shop in, my workout places. Even my dance classes! Any place that I would take off my clothes or be partially dressed was covered, even the bathrooms here!"
Drassel nodded thoughtfully, "You were right that we seem to be targets but so far you and Krass have been the primaries. They didn't get Krass because of you so they must be trying to remove you."
Eon: "That seems to make sense. You've been a big help to me trying to sort this mess out Greg. Don't worry I'll find out who it is. Has anyone else found out anything?"
Drassel, "Well some of us have some leads but nothing you would want to hear yet. If they pan out we'll let you know. You have enough to worry about. Why not take the day off and get some rest."
Eon nods and leaves. Drassel uses his head phone. "She found your camera's."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 04:41:49 (CDT)
Krass to Drassel, "I've set Eon up real good. It will be five minutes of lightning, ten minutes of thunder and she'll spend the rest of her life wondering what happened!"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 04:23:47 (CDT)
Drassel seriously, "You realize it's only a matter of time before Eon figures out that you are behind all those phone calls?"
Krass thoughtfully, "Yeah, but I have her almost set up for the kill. Everytime she changes her lines she has to tell me and then I have teams of kids spray paint the numbers in public toilets all over the sprawl. It's surprisingly cheap. Besides I'm also making money from her pictures on the Matrix sites I set up."
Drassel, "I hate to ask but where are you getting the pictures from?"
Krass, waved his hand, "That was easy. The hard part is to wear Eon down and then take her someplace secluded and seduce her. If she's tired enough she won't stand a chance."
Drassel, "You are disgusting and perverted and can I have seconds?"
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 04:17:58 (CDT)
Eon looking tired is talking to Ronilion and Drassel, "I keep getting all these calls on my corporate lines asking me how much I charge for sexual favors as well as more obscene suggestions. I keep changing the numbers but they keep finding me."
Ronilion thoughtfully, "It sounds like a decker has planted a trojan or spybot on you or the telecom company."
Eon: "That's what I thought too. I was beginning to expect Krass has put his friends up to this."
Drassel: "Doubtful. While Krass would and could put someone up to this kind of action we all know he has no friends. Besides most of Krass's contacts also know Eon and what would happen to them if they were doing this and she discovered it."
Eon tiredly, "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm too tired to think straight. First that cyber warrior assassin and now this. I guess we all better be careful, because it sure looks like someone has targeted us."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 04:10:35 (CDT)
Heavily chromed and cybered street warrior NPC is confronting Krass in his office.
NPC: "I was hired to kill you little man and after I'm done I'm going to DO your secretary after I have some fun."
Krass looking unconcerned uses his head gear to signal Eon. She comes in the door. "Look I don't care if you want to do us both but I want to see you hoop frag her first. I'll just sit here and watch. Now just so everything is comfortable I'll introduce you. Secretary-zilla, I'd like you to meet your new sparring partner."
Eon smiles and quickly starts to dismantle the heavily chromed warrior. Drassel walks in through the side door and watches for a moment, "How novel. Eon is actually beating up someone else for a change."
Krass smiling, "Yeah I hired the guy to come after me. Now maybe she'll be too tired to hurt me to bad when she finds out I posted nude pictures of her in the Matrix."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 05:30:09 (CDT)
Ronilion is talking to Drassel, "Being Krass's lawyer must be real interesting. What was the most recent and best case you've had?"
Drassel seriously, "The case of Green River Pale he sent me last week."
Ronilion looking disgusted, "I ought to call the city spirit of Hulk Hogan to kick your sorry hoop."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 02:54:52 (CDT)
Krass has been gone for three days and returns smiling, "I'm dating a 19 year old engineer with pink hair. So when it comes down to going with a girl or hanging with a bunch of old men, I'll go with the girl."
Luddington looking disapprovingly at Krass, "Isn't that a little young for you? Just how old are you anyway."
Eon smiling, "He's about five or six, so it's actually his date that's robbing the cradle."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 02:30:49 (CDT)
Krass shaking his fist, "I think you guys are all pussy whipped by a little girl."
Drassel looking confused, "Eon has never hit me with a cat at least not that I know off."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 04:55:32 (CDT)
"Did you ever notice that Eon spelled backwards is Noe?" asked Drassel.
Ronilion looked at the lawyer with undisguised repugnance, "and that means?"
Krass, "I can't get NOE?"
Dr Patterson, "SATISFACTION!"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 05:44:33 (CDT)
Luddington has temporarily given up trying to explain the bible to Krass, he suspects he will have more luck with Drassel.
Luddington to the intent Drassel, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
Drassel thought carefully before replying. "What happened to the flea?"
Krass who had been listening from his office is rolling on the floor laughing.
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 04:20:05 (CDT)
Luddington has been explaining the story of Adam and Eve to Krass. "It was the first marriage and wholly sanctioned by God." Stated the Priest.
Krass looked thoughtful. "I guess then what your saying is that Adam and Eve had the ideal marriage because he didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. After that came the fall?"
The Priest shook his head sadly.
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 04:09:39 (CDT)
Eon furiously at Krass, "Oh Yeah! Well you're uglier than a Bastard Billy Goat!"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 04:03:55 (CDT)
Eon is looking in the mirror and spots Drassel and Krass coming in. "I bought a new hat. How does it look?"
Krass seriously, "Like a cross between Gabby Hayes and Roadkill."
Drassel runs.
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 04:02:13 (CDT)
Krass is boasting, "With computer in hand I can beat any man!"
Eon looked blandly at Krass, "You know a computer beat me at chess once but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 03:59:48 (CDT)
Drassel to Eon, "Where have you been? I have a new client and he wants his wife shadowed. He thinks she's cheating."
Eon nodding, "Sorry I went to the beauty parlor."
Krass looks up and speaks seriously, "To bad it was closed."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 03:50:33 (CDT)
Years of military grade S.W.A.T trainig $2,000,000 for 6 people.
S.W.A.T grade highly modifyed weaponry $1,250,000 for 6 people.
Colective cyberware & bioware for 6 people $4,000,000
S.W.A.T car to get you there $250,000
Seeing your S.W.A.T team get its A** kicked by a bunch of street dreck!
priceless!
;>0
Norm Al
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 21:08:15 (CDT)
Eon to Krass lightly, "What will you do for a face when the monkey wants it's ass back?"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 04:14:26 (CDT)
Krass looks up to see Eon staring at him strangely. "Why are you looking at me like that slitch."
Eon smiling, "No I'm visualizing you with an apple stuffed in your mouth."
Krass looking disgusted, "Caught by my own joke on a replay. Life sucks."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 03:49:45 (CDT)
Krass glaring at Drassel, "Why the hell do I keep your useless sorry Hoop around here anyway?"
Drassel looking at Krass strangely and seriously replies quietly. "That is not the important question. As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so and that you do so on time."
Krass dumbfounded, "That is the first semi lucid comment you have ever made. I almost understand it."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 03:44:54 (CDT)
Krass is standing on a busy street with a fishing pole. The line runs down through a grate and into a drain.
NPC Passerby, confused "What are you doing?"
Krass looks at him irritably, "I'm fishing you idiot. What do you think I'm doing?"
Passerby still confused, "What are you fishing for?"
Krass sighing at the stupidity states in a bored voice, "I'm fishing for suckers."
Passerby, "Have you caught any?"
Krass nodded still looking down, "Yep you're the third one today."
Passerby shruggs and walks off. Eon walks up holding the wallet. We only need three more and that will give us enough false identities for the next run. You know I didn't really think this would work."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 03:35:14 (CDT)
After the latest run the group is gathered to watch the Vid headlines. A stunning blonde with obvious enhancements is speaking, "Today thieves broke into the local Lone Star station and stole fifty pairs of trousers. The police are looking, pretty silly."
Drassel looks at Krass, "OK now what are we going to do with fifty pairs of Lone Star pants?"
Krass smiling and rubbing his hands, "Drop them at the Brotherhood and go rob some banks. If they come after us just shoot low."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 03:25:21 (CDT)
"Eon sucks!" Bellowed Krass from across the room.
Ronilion smiled, "The fact that she doesn't is probably your problem."
Krass glared back, "You would think she would be eager to learn from a professional! I've had GIRL SCOUTS!"
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 03:18:45 (CDT)
Krass sighing to Drassel, "To bad Eon is not Austrailian instead of Chinese, she would have fewer hang ups."
Drassel looked blankly at Krass, "How would that help?"
Krass shruggs, "Because then she would be down under." He points to under his desk.
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 03:15:26 (CDT)
Luddington and Ronilion are watching in interest as Eon has once again caught Krass and pushed his face through the closed window of her Nightsky.
Luddington brightly, "It's so nice to see young people making the most out of life." He pauses for a moment as Eon continues to push Krass through the car and out the opposite closed window. "While it lasts, that is."
The Great Krass
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 03:04:06 (CDT)
"Why are you staring at me like that you pervert?" Eon asked in exhasperation.
"I'm visualizing you with duct tape over your mouth." Krass stated with a leer.
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 03:27:27 (CDT)
Glaring at Drassel, Krass spoke in a snide voice, "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 03:25:19 (CDT)
Krass chortling in glee, "She's a simsense star and I got her telecom number with the words on the back that say 'Call me.".
Ronilion amused, "The world is still changing. I didn't know sheep had telecom numbers."
Drassel nodding seriously, "I know bears don't because Krass has tried to call them several times for dates."
Everyone looking at Drassel completely lost. Where did the bears come from?
The Great Krass
- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 02:03:43 (CDT)
"I'd love to game, I really would, but I'm not up to it mentally."
"We can go straight to the shootout...?"
-me and a very convincing GM
Pixel
- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 20:09:40 (CDT)
"It's a great diner, but you need to bring your own syrup, because otherwise you get 'soy-rup, and that's just not he same."
-our GM, setting the scene-
Pixel
- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 19:53:02 (CDT)
Ronilion to Drassel, "You know I think Krass is sweet on Eon and she seems to like the interest."
Drassel, "Then we better not tell her Krass sleeps with sheep. Can you imagine what her reaction would be if she thinks she is following a sheep as a love interest?"
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 07:56:36 (CDT)
Krass is running down the street, arms and legs pumping like mad. He turns a corner and bumps in Drassel.
"Help hide me, quick, Eon is after me again."
Drassel looks around the corner and sees Eon has obviously lost Krass and is searching for him. "What did you do to her this time?"
Krass smiling, "I gave her a gift, an armored T-shirt."
Drassel looking at Krass, "Now why would Eon get mad over a T-shirt? What was on it?"
Krass trying to look innocent, "Oh just some letters that says, 'I wish these were brains.'" Drassel tossed him back out in the street, pointed and whistled real loud.
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, April 20, 2004 at 12:29:03 (CDT)
Norm Street sammi says to his friend the decker Napster "I need to get into senator grays compound I can handle the guards i am just concerened about the highly sensitive motion tracking equiptment" and thats when napster gets that Drek eatting grin ao his face turns to the GM and Says "I unleash a Wave of Chinchilas"
Norm Al
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 11:14:05 (CDT)
Luddington looking at Eon and Ronilion sadly, "Mr Krass does not seem to be responding to my attempts to improve his soul. He got pretty foul-mouthed the last time I talked to him."
Eon nodded in sympathy, "So Krass told he would piss on the Fountain of Knowledge? Well that is a big lie."
Luddington looking hopeful, "You mean he was pulling my leg?"
Eon, calmly, "Well, no, he was being polite. He most likely meant he would piss IN the Fountain of Knowledge so no one else could use it either."
The Great Krass
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 09:02:45 (CDT)
Luddington looked sadly at Krass, "You know Mr. Krass some people take time to drink from the fountain of wisdom."
Krass spoke shortly, "Ahh, piss on it!"
The Great Krass
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 08:54:32 (CDT)
Eon angrily to Ronilion, "Krass is the only guy I know that would stoop to sniff dog hoop!"
Ronilion looking ill, "Now there's a holo."
The Great Krass
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 08:48:07 (CDT)
Ronilion is talking with Krass while they are watching a mark.
"Hey Krass. You have been in the hospital more times than anyone I know. What is the most important thing you have learned?"
Krass thinking a moment, "That hospitals apply a vast mark-up to the items in the in-room mini-bars."
The Great Krass
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 08:12:55 (CDT)
Drassel looked at Krass seriously for a moment. "If you keep making Eon angry I only have one piece of advice for you."
Krass looked at Drassel, "OK what is it?"
Drassel, "If you are going to the hospital for treatment of a severed limb, remember to bring the limb."
The Great Krass
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 08:04:40 (CDT)
Dr Patterson after completing work on Krass.
"Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news.The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it."
The Great Krass
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 07:59:46 (CDT)
OOC: Krass, "OK so you regret it but you don't get off that easy Old Fat Dude. Let's hear your answer and it better be good!"
GM: "As you wish Mr. Krass but remember I am not a lucid as I used to be."
"It may have well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historical and unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such a herculian achievement formerly relegated to Homo Sapien pedestrians is a truly remarkable occurence."
The Great Krass
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:08:05 (CDT)
GM: "OK folks I know I'm going to regret this. Why did the chicken cross the road and try to stay in character please."
OOC: Krass, "Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out."
OOC: Eon, "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference."
OOC: Ronilion, "I you ask this question you are denying your own chicken nature. You cannot teach wisdom to a rock."
OOC: Luddington, "In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road."
OOC: Dr Patterson, "Due to an excess of light pink gooey stuff in it's pancreas the chicken was forced by it's own instinct for survival to cross the road."
GM: "I just knew I would regret this."
The Great Krass
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 09:57:06 (CDT)
"Hey Drassel! What is the biggest philosophical question in the world?"
Luddington joining the group smiling, "That's easy Mr Krass, Why did the chicken cross the road? It is the question that has been asked by more people than any other in history."
The Great Krass
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 09:49:17 (CDT)
Eon looking at Krass smiles, "I have a philosophy Krass, if you say anything anywhere does anyone listen to it and does it have meaning?"
Drassel, "The answer is no. The rule is NEVER listen to philosophy because it is still trying to answer the same questions over and over again."
The Great Krass
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 09:45:17 (CDT)
Eon crosses the street and nods politely at Drassel, she ignores Krass.
"Hi Greg what are you talking about?"
Drassel, "Krass's teacher, you and a bus."
Eon looks blankly at Drassel, "You are so weird! You always seem to get distracted by the strangest thoughts."
Krass nodded in agreement, "It was a philosophical discussion. We assume you have a philosophy of life. My teacher died ny an Act of God, you on the other hand are an act of Satan. It all relates."
The Great Krass
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 09:37:36 (CDT)
Drassel talking about Krass's teacher, "Your teacher must have had some bad karma. He got you for a student and then squooshed by a bus. What did he teach you?"
Krass looking at Eon acroos the street, "That she who not kiss you makes your lust stronger, and to avoid busses."
The Great Krass
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 09:31:00 (CDT)
"I had a mentor, Sensei, and teacher once. He was a humerous old dude that spotted philosophical drek in return for meat and wine."
Drassel looked at Krass, "What happened to him."
Krass smiled, "He ate the meat, drank the wine and got run over by a bus. Not every teacher dies a noble death."
The Great Krass
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 09:24:57 (CDT)
Words of wisdom from Ishikawa's Sensei, a humorous older man:
Ninja crouch, Ninja hide.
Ninja Creep, Ninja strides.
Ninja Leap, Ninja bides.
Ninja sneeze? Ninja Dies.
The Dragon
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 18:29:14 (CDT)
With a few new characters in the group, on a small private run a conversation between the Japanese elf and the Chicago native Hobgoblin. The elf had noticed an assault rifle and several other weapons in the hobgoblin's trunk.
Ishikawa: "To paraphrase badly, one must step softly and carry a big gun."
Dormanu: "A wise man once said, it ain't easy bein' green."
Nearby, the third in the conversation, a human street sam speaks up...
Jazz: "Speak english, Dammit!
Ishikawa: "That was english, asshole."
The Dragon
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 18:17:04 (CDT)
Drassel meeting with Ronilion and Drassel is NOT happy, "Your slitch partner ripped us off mage and then is sitting in some safe house telling lies about my partner!"
Ronilion smiling, "Let us say she is telling the truth but adding some details. Lying is such a KRASS word Greg." He looked at the other man for a moment, "However, if Mr Krass was to drop his charges against my partner, as a BIG mistake, I am sure my partner will, in court, swear that the police pressured her into fingering your partner. As a young innocent teenage girl she can be very convincing."
Drassel smiled, "Done. I'll mark the loss as a tax right off for next year. Now let's go have a drink since we don't want to let them out too soon. After all Eon is living high at the tax payers expense and Krass is getting free medical, room and board. A win/win all around."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:43:28 (CDT)
OOC: Luddington: "Guys and Gals? Don't you think this storyline is getting out of hand? We haven't even done the latest Johnson's run yet and already Eon and Krass are in jail."
OOC: Krass: "Wuss, we're testing the limits of the game. How versatile is the GM? How fast can the players think on their feet and under pressure? When you go deal with Dunkelzahn or Azzie hard boys you better know what your chummers can do! Now get in there and make a MOVE!"
The Great Krass
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:29:19 (CDT)
Eon has been arrested by Lone Star for robbery. She seems to be as cool as ice. Ronilion the mage has arrived to help his partner.
Ronilion in a smart Amanti business suit and diamond studded walking stick, "Just what charges to you have against my partner Officer?"
Knight Errant (NPC), "Several people have identified her as making purchases with a credit card belonging to a business man called Devlin Krass."
Ronilion smiles, "It's obviously a frame job. Why Ms Eon is Mr Krass's very private and highly paid secretary. She obviously has no motive for doing such a thing."
Knight Errant smiling, "We have her on several surveilance tapes and we found all the goods and receipts in her Nightsky when we arrested her."
Ronilion nodding but undetered, "Yes, I can see your point. Perhaps we can make a deal with the prosecution?"
Knight Errant glaring at the mage, "I hope your not thinking of bribery."
Ronilion looking shocked, "Not at all officer, but Krass is a shady individual and for immunity from prosecution I am sure Ms Eon will be more than happy to perform her public spirited duty by telling you all the juicy details."
Eon looking contrite and tearful, "Like the time he started the preschoolers prostitute ring and sold dope disguised as a nun."
Knight Errant thoughtfully, "Now where have I heard THAT before?"
The Great Krass
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:16:17 (CDT)
Krass released from his chair later in the day by his partner Drassel.
Drassel, "Was it a robbery? The safe is open, the cred sticks are gone and credit bills are coming in like no tomorrow. I've been trying to cancel all your cards and I told the police we have been robbed."
Krass shook his head in despair, "Eon is like a wife without the sex. Wait a minute I'm wrong. I mean, she is exactly like a wife."
The Great Krass
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 08:53:03 (CDT)
Eon has tied Krass into his chair and his deck is wedged sideways into the wall looking like a piece of modern art. The Doctor has warily chosen not to get involved.
Dr Patterson looking warily at Eon and Krass, "What do you intend to do with my patient Ms. Eon? You have to be aware that another pounding might kill him."
Krass struggling is trying to speak through his gag.
Eon coldly smiles, "I think Krass is a pervert and masochist. It seems he never learns his lesson so it is time for me to punish him in a way that will get his attention." She deftly removes the wallet from Krass's pocket and then goes and opens the safe. She takes out his stash of loot. "I'm going shopping. I'll be back when the money is gone."
Krass screams in fear behind his gag.
The Great Krass
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 08:40:58 (CDT)
Alpha Grade Titanium Bone-Lacing:
150,000 Nuyen.
Rating 3 Muscle Augmentation:
60,000 Nuyen.
Hardliner Gloves:
300 Nuyen.
Seeing your opponent collapse due to a ruptured scrotum:
Priceless.
Kerish
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 08:40:15 (CDT)
Krass is sitting in his wheelchair recovering from his latest bout of stupidity. Dr Patterson is trying to refit his teeth while Krass is decking. A shrill scream comes from the outer office followed by cursing from Eon.
Patterson looks at the grinning Krass. "What did you do now drek-head?"
Krass, "I'm feeding matrix porn to Eon through her communication gear. I hacked into her last refit specs to get the security codes. Now she is the central figure in the Houston 500."
Patterson, "You're a dead man."
Krass, "You could call it my gift to her continuing education."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 13:10:23 (CDT)
Eddie G. (Troll Weapons Specialist) and Sam (English, Human Combat Mage) wait for Emile Despareaux (French sailor)to come home from a night of drinking, as to inquire about certain nukes that never made shipment. The Sailor opens the door drunkenly, and fumbles to turn on the lights.
As the lights turn on, Emile sees Eddie and Sam, and blinks trying to figure out what's going on.
Emile (in French accent): Who the frag are you?
Eddie (grinning): We are your conscience.
Needless to say, Emile felt less guilty after being interrogated, and beat down later.
Eddie G.
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:00:50 (CDT)
"Hell hath no fury like an enraged Eon."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 09:52:02 (CDT)
Krass has climbed out of his apartment and down the fire escape. As he walks up the ally some Go-Gangers surround him and beat the Drek out of him taking his money, jewelry anbd even the gold fillings in his teeth. Naked an bleeding he is left in a heap. Blearily he sees two small shoes walk up to him and looks up.
Eon: "If you can't beat them or catch them, arrange to have them beaten."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 09:43:48 (CDT)
Drassel is doctoring Krass who has successfdully escaped from Eon. They are in Krass's place as Drassel applies some bandages.
Krass "I ducked through some razor wire and past some really big cyber dogs but she never laid a glove on me. I'll go back when she cools down a bit." He suddenly notices Drassel is staring at his sink. "Are you paying attention?"
Drassel in a distracted voice, "Huh? Oh yea, sure, you want me to let you know when the coast is clear so you can crawl out from under your rock." Krass nodds still watching. Drassel looks at Krass directly. "You know this is the very first time I have seen faucets in a bathroom labeled 'Hot', 'Cold' and '100 Proof'."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 07:05:56 (CDT)
Eon tapping her foot arms folded as she stares at Krass spoke in an icy tone of voice.
"You grabbed my hoop you miserable low life. Then you try to explain it away as 'harmless fun'. Before I twist you into a pretzel and burn your hands off do you have anything to say?"
Krass starting to back away and looking for running room replies, "Harmless fun to me is getting thirty friends, putting on horned helmets and going out to pillage a nearby town. I was just practicing." He runs through the door with Eon in hot pursuit.
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 06:54:04 (CDT)
Drassel has been waiting impatiently for his partner to show up for a meeting.
"Where the heck have you been? We were supposed to close the deal with Mr. Johnson 506 last night and you never showed. It's two fragging AM now."
Krass swaying as if drunk slurrs, "I was golfing."
Drassel glared, "You can't play golf at night you lard head."
Krass nodded innocently, "Sure I could I used Night Clubs."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 06:44:50 (CDT)
GM: "You have to admit he wears the name of Krass with all the pride of a drek kicked mongrel. It is always a pleasure and a real bite in the shorts to GM a game Krass is in."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 06:27:41 (CDT)
OOC to the group and DM:
"I'm sorry, the magnificent genius commonly known as Krass can not come to the phone right now. Please do not leave a message after the beep you sorry waste of proteins. BEEP. This especially includes the hopped up harlot."
GM: "Even out of game Krass is a prime hoop hole. You got to love it."
The Great Krass
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 06:20:55 (CDT)
I was GM'ing a group traipsing through the sewers looking for two gang leaders. This is there first game together, and one players first time to ever play. No one knows what each of the starting charters stats are so everyone is on edge and not quite sure of each other. While walking down three quarters of the way down an extremely long tunnel, the water was starting to rise. The Human Merc (Charlie), Human Face (Eye) and Dog Shapeshifter (Brutus) were forced to deeply wade up to there chest the rest, our Troll Minotaur (ULUL) Street Samurai wearing Heavy Security Armor was forced to carry our Dwarf Rat Shaman (Skitch) the last 50 meters and is not happy about it. At the end of the tunnel was a large room circular room. There was not a visible exit from inside the tunnel where they were waiting. A ladder was visible at the opposite from the tunnel about 30 meters away. The ladder let to a steel grating landing all around about 10 feet from the ground.
Dog: What do you think we should do?
Face: Have someone peak out and see if there is anyone on the landing above.
Merc: Are you crazy? I am not going to do that.
Skitch: I know, we can get the Troll to do it!
ULUL (who has an intelligence of 5 unknown to anyone): ULUL not stupid!!
And throws the dwarf up the landing above.
Dwarf lived thanks to bad roles on my part and GREAT roles on the Dwarfs and Mercs.
U_Fester
- Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 15:04:41 (CDT)
Luddington still instructing Eon states quietly, "When properly married and under the laws of God, sex can be a beautiful thing between two people."
Krass nodded in agreement, "But between five it's fantastic and ten is even better!"
"
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 12:54:08 (CDT)
Krass speaking to Drassel about his upcoming operation after Eon has pounded him into snail snot. "If the troll keeps trashing me at this rate I'll have more chrome than her Nightsky."
The Great Krass
- Tuesday, April 13, 20