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I gots my cannon. What else do we needs for dis picnic? Tester
- Friday, December 26, 2003 at 11:45:20 (EST)Later in the conversation on figureing out how to get weapons past train station security.
Mr. Smalls (dwarven rigger - to the elven physAd): You should try to get one of those sword canes, the ones that look really spiffy, like pimps have.
Jade (female elven physad): How many girls do you see with Pimp canes???? Shadow Pavement
- Saturday, October 25, 2003 at 21:39:38 (EDT)The runners are trying to think of ways to get their weapons past security at the train station.
Mr. Smalls (dwarven rigger, in a thick canadian accent): We can turn all of our guns into piece of cheeze! Shadow Pavement
- Saturday, October 25, 2003 at 21:37:05 (EDT)The team has just been hired to locate a case in the posession of a group or persons unknown containing 2kg of orchercalcum on the mag-lev train from San-Fran to seattle (with a reference to an long done D&D game)
Jack (dwarven sorcerer): Now all we need is the Wailing Diamond and a Staff of the Arcmagi and we can raise Dunklezahn back from the dead.
Shadow Pavement
- Saturday, October 25, 2003 at 21:35:03 (EDT)Monique (with much enthusiasm): Why can't I have a monofilament weed-whacker!!!!! Shadow Pavement
- Saturday, October 25, 2003 at 20:47:59 (EDT)Games you only play once: Cats Cradle with monofilament wire. Shadow Pavement
- Saturday, October 25, 2003 at 20:46:15 (EDT)"Have we died and gone to heaven?"
"If this is heaven, we really were screwed by a troll-sized happytoy." Mad Rabbit
- Tuesday, October 21, 2003 at 06:58:11 (EDT)"Credstick-fraud is possible, but VERY difficult because they don't contain any electronic components. The money is stored in a micro-plothole in the stick." -MotoGm explaining certified cred to a couple new players Moto42
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 02:35:03 (EDT)Stoned Johnson on some chip: "I'm a MOOOSE!! *makes walrus noises*
* Cabal blinks a bit and makes mooing noises at the stoned brat, flapping his arms wildly in a desperate attempt of communication. Moto42
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 02:32:57 (EDT)(Stoned Johnson Brothers): "Yeeeaaa..... We got the munchies man. We need you to get us the munchies. er waitasec *laughter*" "He's trying to say that we want you to set nutrMart up DA BOMB!! *Laughing*
* Erick stares blankly for just a few moments before looking back to Cabal as if for confirmation in his asseesment of the stupidity of the situation they've gotten themselves into.
(SJB) "Sneek in there and grab all the foods you can, so we can uh... whoa, this chip just kicked in. The monkeis are so cute...."
* Cabal drops his face into his hand and scratches the bridge of his nose, shaking his head a bit before looking back towards Erick. "I think your new threads may have been wasted chummer..." Moto42
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 02:30:47 (EDT)"A hacker and a mage. Man, hope the friggan checkout boy doesn't try to beat us away with a newspaper, we'll be screwed..." -Erik, Combat Mage Moto42
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 02:26:04 (EDT)"There are some jobs in a 'runners life that will set the tone for his, her or it's carreer. 'Runs that have a definite and tangible effect upon the world around you, and will be talked about for generations to come. This aint one of them." -MotoGM introducing the game for the evening. Moto42
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 02:23:42 (EDT)"I will not kill today...I will not kill today. Doesn't mean I didn't kill yesterday or won't kill tomorrow, but I will NOT kill today..." -Erick, combat mage; dealing with a Johnson that is DOPED OUT OF HIS SKULL Moto42
- Monday, October 13, 2003 at 02:20:18 (EDT)Andy (playing Mr. Smalls, the dwarven rigger): "Can I spend a point of karman to have never done that?"
Shadow Pavement
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 22:52:26 (EDT)Xander (human sam): So we're supposed to get a breifcase from a man we don't know, at some place we don't know where, with a gang we've never heard of, and leave a gang symbol that will possibly start a gang war through out the barens?!
Mr. Smalls (dwarven rigger, in a thick canadian accent): That's why I brought a van full of plastic explosives.
Shadow Pavement
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 22:50:17 (EDT)Ryan (elven sky father shaman): Where did you get that buisness card?
Razorback (ork decker): From a corpse......a dead one. Shadow Pavement
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 22:47:04 (EDT)"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon...and a keg." Copper's Elite's....Kinda.
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 00:10:07 (EDT)Joe (human physad) and Squish (troll basher) finally settle on getting evidence of that same target's infidelities and sending them to his wife, in the hope that she's quite vindictive. Joe is staking out the mistress's apartment, Squish is staking out the mark's yacht.
Joe (calling Squish): The rooster is in the henhouse.
Squish:...Hunh?
Joe: The swan flies at midnight.
Squish:...Hunh?
Joe (still on phone): Stupid trolls.
Squish:...Do you want your severe beating now, or later.
Joe:...If you can catch me.
Squish: But I can beat you with your own ARM...
Joe:...If you can catch me...
Squish: Whatever...What were you jabbering about?
Joe: He's here.
Squish:...oh. Copperhead
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 22:27:35 (EDT)A discussion between Squish (troll basher) and Joe (human physad) on how to still kill that same target.
Joe: We could poison him.
Squish: How? Poison his water?
Joe: We could...Hey we could use rat poison.
(Comment from random person outside of game): So you're going to extra chlorinate his water? Cuz that's all rat poison is.
Joe: Hmmm...We could just fiddle with the controls for the water plant to his part of town.
Squish: So we're gonna chlorinate uptown Seattle?
GM: You're going to -chlorinate- uptown Seattle?
Squish: At least they'll have really clean water. Copperhead
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 22:22:09 (EDT)A discussion between Squish (troll basher) and Joe(physad) on how to kill the target without making it look like murder, or anything suspicious.
Squish: There's always auto-accidents.
Joe: How do we make it look like an accident?
Squish: There's always drag racing...With SEMI'S!
Copperhead
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 20:53:31 (EDT)our GM is wrapping up the run, in which we were given a choice, boot camp, or fed prison for 10 years. (yeah..I botched up big time!)
GM: Oh, Vander, You have a SIN now.
Vander(OOC) A sin? Aw Crap! Now I got to pay taxes!
Butch(OOC) You know, that is the worst way that I have ever heard anyone take the fact that they just got a SIN.
Butch got 1 karma, and I can no longer enjoy the tax free life. Vander
- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 12:51:15 (EDT)Haiku by Ryan (female irish elven shaman of sky father):
spring hits seattle
rain makes filigreed pathways
down my gun barrel Shadow Pavement
- Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 18:55:42 (EDT)Several oldtimers decided to intro some new players to SR by having our GM run the old running to the store for munchies game from first ed (remember that one?) After two hours of getting characters up, cybered, equiped, and generally ready to tear up the place we start out.
GM: ok how are you getting there?
Players after a brief discussion realizeing NOBODY has a drive skill in the group: We take the bus!
The bus driver did call Lonestar, but after seeing the Troll Merc with a belt fed Panther cannon enter the bus he managed to lose them. We never did make it to the store.
Whistler : Elf Weapon Spec. Whistler
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 12:57:03 (EDT)The team has just met for the first time and is investigating the abandoned appartment of the man they are searching for. The trash in the room has been sitting there for about 2 weeks rotting and everyone is icked out about having to search it for clues.
Yoske: Alright alright. I'll do it.
Razor Back: Oh my god. Put your sword away now! ShadowPavement
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 00:51:33 (EDT)Xavier: What the hell! are you paranoid Schistophrenic?
Razor Back: We all think he's paranoid schistophrenic, but some of us arn't voicing our opinions now are we.
ShadowPavement
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 00:46:25 (EDT)Grey Wolf the Salish Troll Samurai (said under his breath in reference to the breast size of the female elf physAd with the 8 charisma): It's a dead heat in the zeplin race. ShadowPavement
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 00:42:00 (EDT)Setup: The completely useless human elf poser character after failing fast talk after getting caught in an upscale country club.
GM: Lone Star arrives and escorts you outside to the cruiser.
Poser: But I "AM" a member.
GM: Lone Star handcuffs you and places you in the back seat of the cruiser and closes the door.
Poser: (OOC), Ok, screw this, I ATTACK.
GM: (OOC) What are you going to do, kick at the Plexiglass partition? Speedie
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 21:16:53 (EDT)Bob: I'd give you such a slap if you wern't covered in your own drek
Weasel_Boy
- Monday, September 08, 2003 at 05:52:01 (EDT)Ever been woken up at 7am by a troll in an ill fitted three piece tuxedo telling you that you should let god in your life?
I have...
Lucky7
- Friday, September 05, 2003 at 05:37:19 (EDT)Im a big bulky tough guy type, not very cordinated.
so im making a jump over a counter to tackle a guy, I fail my roll and catch my foot on the counter and land hard on the ground. I fail another quick recovery roll and as it turns out, i know myself out by face sliding into a column in the restaurant. Chrone
- Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 19:54:18 (EDT)Raven asking a troll in front of an adult accessories store
Raven : why are you staring at that poster?
Troll : I'm waiting for it to finish undressing. GAMERZ
- Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 20:40:21 (EDT)title: Turnabout is Fair play.
Situation: players wanted a run and I made a good one up quickly. The situation was to go into Indian land and to destroy a rebel encampment, the players were joined by several NPC's and were paid a group pay. I had sent in a gnome npc that was a devote backstaber how had invisibility and explosives. As the PC were getting ready to back stab the NPC's to get more money, some the munition cases they took as some of their pay after doing their job started to explode, killing some of the npc's and giving me Shmegal, a running enemy for them. Oh, and the players were all vindictive, and angry they didn't get a chance to back stab first. Dormanu
- Friday, August 29, 2003 at 14:05:38 (EDT)Throughout a game the dwarf Rigger keeps looking for/ buying random parts including huge helocopter blades, a school bus, armor plating.... Needless to say I was a bit interested by the time the flying school bus was constructed. And, wrecked one day later. Specter
- Wednesday, August 20, 2003 at 16:02:26 (EDT)GM (rolling the dice for the players behind the screen): Sheesh - for a highly intellectual group you're not behaving like one...
Player (seriously): What do you mean 'we are not intulli... intello... ini..' ah, forget it. Firefreak
- Monday, August 11, 2003 at 16:29:13 (EDT)Lash: big Troll heavy gunner/demotions "expert"
Logan: nuff said
Burich: elven sneaky sam
Curly: self-defeating prophet, Rigger
on a docks, they find their contact who, of course is not their contact and is on a boat full of people out to kill them.
Not to be forgotten, behind them is the Aztechnology corperate resource recovery team.
Its gone from drek to fragged! the expert that he is, Lash decides to drop all of his plastic explosives. 5kgs worth!!! *boggle*
55D for the group and everyone within a city block. needless to say the fine scent of burnt Karma permeated the room as God used many hands to bail out the squad. Havok
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 20:19:01 (EDT)*Barn is comeing out of a sewer with a Ghoul on his leg and he just threw a gernade into the sewer*
I want to whack it off as fast as I can!(refering to the ghoul) Barn
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 16:59:04 (EDT)Setup: Barn(troll/merc) is on a solo starter mission blowing the drek out of some ghouls for a mob boss that is having some family visiting. He is climbing up a rusty ladder to the surface and tosses a grenade back down behind him. A ghoul grabs his ankle just as he gets to street level with the grenade about to go off 15 feet below.
Barn: "I wack him off as fast as I can" Specter
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 00:26:50 (EDT)(Barn Troll/merc)
What do you mean... research? I shoot things. Specter
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 17:18:30 (EDT)Niho: They can invade my privacy to the point of reading my thoughts, who says they don't object to eating babies!?
Same mission after they decide to use 10 each of four types of grenades on each cult. Roadie
- Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 02:24:43 (EDT)I was running a game for a few of my friends, they were hired by a religous sect dedicated to cleaning up the streets of puyallup, one of the rattiest districts of Seattle. Our runners recieve half of thier pay in advance then spend the next 2 real time hours deciding on what type of grenades to use in the destruction of BOTH cults after the completion the mission and recieve the seccond half of thier pay. BTW: sorry about the grammer and spelling of my last post, it was late. Roadie
- Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 02:07:30 (EDT)I was playing with a few friends of mine, an we were all living on my charicter's rance at the time, Bruse, a troll cyber monkey, was hungry for real meat.
Bruse: I'm hungey, here cow! (proceds to rip the meat off of a livve cow at the ranch to make steak and eggs.)
Mavrick (a slightly cybered physad): I hope you intend to pay for that.
Bruse: nope!
Mavrick: (sick of Bruses crap) That's it! (procedes to pullt the pins of nearly 12 grinades and fling the box of them at bruse) the Gm then says that the first grinade kills the cow, the next cooks it and the third vaporizes it, 8 of the grinades go to adding +1 to the power of the attack and the last hits the troll. He never got hurt and Mavrick went to the cops and the whole team was arrested and retired. Roadie
- Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 01:37:58 (EDT)GM: The land is burrowing and you see something trying to break free.
Slide (Dwarf adept): (OOC with eyes wide open and panicked voice) What are you sending against us? overseer
- Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 18:25:24 (EDT)GM : You hear a deepthroated voice on the other end of the phone... "I'd like to ask you a favor."
Lord Doraman furtian : Oh how bloody lovely.
Gm : "I need you to find me a boy."
...Needless to say, it was enough to send us all into a hysterical laughing fit. The Dragon
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 00:17:46 (EDT)Our plan to infiltrate a base.
Whisper "Let me get this right we will take these zombies we made, fill them with c-4, dress them in clown suits and have them carry buckets of chicken."
Gore: "Yeah I have 7 dice in fry chicken"
Whisper: "Ok I guess I will be the owner, I can sing a gingle"
Whisper is my 8 Charisma Elf edept with 6 dice in singing. Whisper
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 04:13:06 (EDT)The team had just bought a drone from an NPC Rigger and was going to pay for and pick it up.
Lex (Combat Mage): Okay we're here to pick up the drone.
NPC: Oh yeah, back here in the office.
Lex: We have a question before we pay though. Will it work with this deck (Shows the model number from the instruction book)
NPC looks at the instructions and then Lex then the Drone.
NPC: Aww I can't sell you this.
Lex: Why not?
NPC: Cause you're stupid. Dandemented
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 03:31:49 (EDT)Hey, they started throwing grenades, so that means I can.. IT'S THE RULE!! no_one
- Thursday, June 19, 2003 at 14:48:12 (EDT)Legs, our Cat Shaman, was sleeping with the Dwarf Physical Adept, Mr. White. When her virtue was questioned by Pheonix, the Troll Combat Mage she became insulted and defended herself.
Legs: I am not easy. I'll have you know that before I started dating him I was a virgin.
Pheonix: Yeah but you settled for so little. Dandemented
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 01:43:30 (EDT)Crazy Steve(ooc): Do you have unarmed combat for that baby? Kerish
- Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 22:13:29 (EDT)A street sam has just been killed by our mage on board a blimp and we want to get rid of the body.
Tsunami (Physad, old style samurai): Does the body fit through the port-hole so we can jettison the body?
DM: It's a tight fit
Tsunami: wouldn't want it to get stuck there
Link (human decker): Well you have a Katana don't you? Akula
- Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 00:55:19 (EDT)We were doing an extraction and Forrest (new character, Merc Troll), who is a basically a weapon carrier was suppose to make a diversion while we extracted. After he has been infiltrating the building stealthily for the last 5 minutes and hasn't done any diversion yet:
Tsunami (Physad, old style samurai): Great, that's all we needed, a mountain of stealth
Akula
- Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 00:51:23 (EDT)
Link (Decker): What exactly do you do?
Grey Mist (Wolf Shaman): Well it should be obvious what I do!
Link: You run a used clothing shop? Akula
- Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 00:48:01 (EDT)
JJ (Rigger): "Since I couldn'T make it I made sure the job would get done so I hired TWO guys to make up for my absence.
Tsunami (Physad, old style samurai): Let me guess, one talks too much and the other only drives? Akula
- Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 00:43:31 (EDT)You know, it's a TN 20 to find the GM. If you do, he grants you three wishes. Kerish
- Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 01:27:25 (EDT)Niho(teenage male shaman) to Sammy(female rigger/streetsam):I can astrally project. I watch you while you sleep. Go ahead and take a shower, bitch. Kerish
- Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 00:48:24 (EDT)After our Johnson explain the run to us, we were told we could enjoy the quiet room to our leisure, and the guard would get us anything we wanted to eat or drink. Rayth(my ghoul) turns to the guard and asks, "Do you have anything that tastes like baby?" To which the guard responds, "You could try the veal." Kerish
- Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 01:27:42 (EDT)During the run below, everyone was getting whooped, mostly due to Talon's (human decker) incompetence, tripping the alarms before cheezefreak (elf street mage) and i (sanityfree, elf street sam) get in the door. cheeze is on the stairs, firing a manhunter at an ork a couple steps above him, not hitting anything. allard/GM (human physad, but unable to use magic at the time) runs up and tries to jump kick the ork.
Allard/GM: *rolls, gets a one* frag. I miss the ork by about a foot, and land on the railing. I fall 3 feet to floor, cradle my nuts, and cry.
He cried for the next three combat turns. Meanwhile, I was getting raped by our target.
Sanityfree
- Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 00:41:52 (EDT)GM character Allard (Half-human half-elf physad) was driving the limo to the party where Cheezefreak (Hotter-than-hell female elven street mage) and Sanityfree (Male elven street sam) were to kidnap some ork chick. There were some of those lizards that kill magic in the house for security, so Cheezefreak lost all magic feeling.
GM: Okay, my character is driving the limo, Cheeze and Sanity are in the back. We roll through the gate, and Cheeze loses his magic.
Cheeze: What?
GM: Cheeze just doesn't feel the magic.
Cheeze (looking at Sanity): I'm sorry, you just don't do anything for me. Sanityfree
- Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 00:36:02 (EDT)Sanityfree (Elven street sam): We need to get back to a safe house.
Talon & Cheezefreak (Human decker and elven mage, played by brothers) in unison: EARTH, WIND, FIRE, BACK TO DA SHIRE!!!
Sanityfree: God help me. Sanityfree
- Monday, May 26, 2003 at 00:11:56 (EDT)My brand-spakin' new char, Rayth, a Street Sam Ghoul, is out huntin' for some ork meat. He sits in an alleyway and gets the attention of a passer-by. When the target is close enough, he leaps from the shadows and proceeds to dig his katana into his prey. Unfortunately for him, his prey turned out to be "The Dragon". The katana dug harmlessly into the Dragon's armor. Rayth just looked at the Dragon's face, to the katana still embedded in him, then back to his face. His only words were "Oh drek." Kerish
- Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 04:56:30 (EDT)Street Sam talking to his fixer:
"You want me to do some wetwork on his Johnson?" no_one
- Friday, May 23, 2003 at 16:17:53 (EDT)This isn't something that I personally witnessed, but was something funny that a friend of mine told me about. He was running with a different group of players, and one of them had a holo-projector in their house, put there by their Mr. Johnson. So, my friend(a decker at the time) searches the room, finds the projectors, and reprograms them so Mr. Johnson always appears in a frilly pink dress. Kerish
- Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 09:49:03 (EDT)Pheonix the Troll Mage has gone to a Pet store with the rest of the group to buy a tank to put this underwater blob creature in and is being helped by the sales lady to find the right one.
NPC Sales Lady: This tank is our top of the line and has sides hard enough to withstand a shot from a Predator point blank.
Lex (Human Combat Mage): Really (Starts to reach for his gun)
Pheonix (Quickly interupting): Ahem (Glares at Lex) I don't think we need anything that sturdy it's a small fish about so in size. (holds up his hands)
Sales Lady: Oh well then how about this tank it's nowhere near as sturdy but it's a good size and affordable at 80 nuyen.
Pheonix: Have you got anything more durable... I tend to be a little... clumsy.
Sales lady looks at Him: How about this tank over here... Dandemented
- Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 23:43:59 (EDT)Okay the group was trying to seperate this odd blob-like underwater creature they found to run some tests on it. Pheonix the Troll Mage gathered some items from his kitchen, an ice cream scoop, duct tape, and a broom to seperate it cause nobody wanted to touch it.
Pheonix: Someone else might want to do this I'm not very nimble (Quickness 1)
Mr. White (Dwarf Phys Ad): I'll do it. OOC: Roll Quickness right?
GM (Me): Yup.
(rolls)
Mr. White: (OOC) Dang! The highest I rolled is a 5 will that do it.
GM: Lemme think a dwarf using a troll sized broom with a troll sized Ice cream scoop attatched to the end with Duct tape... No. Man that's an interesting mental image.
(There's a pause as the rest of the group imagines it then a game break for laughter) Dandemented
- Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 16:13:49 (EDT)"He cast all that WITHOUT FALLING UNCONSCIOUS?!?"
Ork Mage after finding out that Mages controlled by Deus have Trauma Dampeners! Sharpshooter
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 13:16:29 (EDT)After "retiving" the young lady we were hired to...a rival group rolled up in a van next to ours, rolled down the passenger side window and said "we want what you got"...this was not an easy run so very out of charcter our ork (former company man) has our rigger roll down his window and places a panther assault cannon out of it...the rivals response was "not that badly" and proceeded to manually roll up the window...the orc shot them, pulled the cannon back in the van and told the rigger to take him home. cameragrunt
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 08:17:36 (EDT)While trying to get runners for a mission, "The Dragon" runs into trouble when he exits the womens rest room with the bouncers. Needless to say he slaughters all of them and blows the drek out of everything. Sammy, standing there in absolute horror shouts at him "And thats why NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!" Downanddead
- Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 21:24:27 (EDT)This is the first time our rigger "Sammy" gets to use her brand spanking new Assault transport. (Totally legit.)
It has some 30 armor, with two railguns, two vaporizers, 60 rockets, and four victory cannons
GM : What the hell is that fraging thing!?!?
Sammy : It's a fraging tansport!
Gm : That, is not a transport! That is a fraging armored space assault vehicle!
...Later in the run...
Gm : I can't believe this...
Sammy : I love it!
Gm : I will destroy that thing.
Sammy : It's my baby!
Gm : Take hunted at level 4. Assorted megacorps. The Dragon
- Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 20:46:26 (EDT)A group of our's were hired to wipe out an Ares convoy. The convoy was transporting one of their top weapons designers, whom we were sent to rescue. We consulted our contacts, and got the weapons neccissary for such a task. Now, let me ask you: How scared would you be(as an Ares guard), when your convoy is destroyed by a radio-jamming rocket, and detonator control missles, smartbombs, landmines, mortars, and rockets, with a single human walking in from behind, picking off survivors with nothing but two Ares Predator III's? Kerish
- Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 15:45:26 (EDT)Tank and Niho first met in a Vegan coffee shop. Their first meeting went kinda like this:
Tank(to cashier): You call this coffee? This is dishwater! Coffee should be black, hot, and would have burned through spoon by now!
At this point, our employers showed up. They got Tank a real cup o' joe(because he wouldn't cooperate otherwise), which he promptly ate. Cup and all. Unforunately, little Niho saw this.
Niho: He team-mate?! No! He eat little things! Stay away! Big angry one eat little things!
(Niho then Geckocrawed his way to the ceiling corner.) Kerish
- Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 01:48:29 (EDT)I must make a correction to that last post. The error was induced by a lack of sleep, as I've had two hours of it in as many days. However, Sammy is an Elf, not a Human. Kerish
- Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 01:28:43 (EDT)A few weeks ago, our group was in a run that involved us to infiltrate a place of business. The group was composed of Tank(Ork Streetsam, me), Niho(gnome shaman), Sammy(Human face/street sam.), and Vincent(Troll Mafioso). We decided to go in the front door, in broad daylight. Obviously, the guard stopped us at the gate.
Guard: Halt, do you have a clearance pass?
Tank: No.
Guard: I can't let you in without a pass.
Tank stares at him blankly a moment, then punches him out. He searches the body, pulling out the guard's security pass.
Tank: Now I have pass.
Niho(picking up the guard's stun baton): And I have shock stick! Kerish
- Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 01:27:01 (EDT)Our group was send on a mission to retrieve a foci from a man who, we noticed, was greatly into racing cars. So, our rigger decides to challenge him to a race for it.
Racer: So, you want the necklace. What do I get if I win?
Crazy Steve(our rigger): Uhm... I'll give you the gnome.
Niho(our gnome mage): What you say?
R: What do you do with it?
CS: I... ah... kick it.
Needless to say, the bet was accepted and we won the race, by having our gnome cut his brake lines before hand. Kerish
- Monday, May 12, 2003 at 23:53:56 (EDT)they are cool
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lake ya ya, WA USA - Monday, May 12, 2003 at 14:26:02 (EDT)Diplomat: An unwise thing to call Knuckles Lomat Sharpshooter
- Monday, May 05, 2003 at 06:09:44 (EDT)Alright, I was using a new character I had been talking about for a while with some friends. It was a departure from the group normal, he is an Ogre Lawyer, face/fixer/johnson, with a SIN, and the name Johny Ogre(guess what that's from). He is along the lines of a serpant defense lawyer, a good things for runners to know. And he speaks with a deep southern accent, but doesn't say where he was from, for one gag, and I got to do it on the first run.
Vincent(troll mafioso runner): That's an interesting accent, where are you from?
Johnny: You ever been down Alabama ways?
V: No.
J: Neither have I, but I heard it's a lovely place.
Said with a straight face, got every one but vincent's player to laugh immediately, didn't get a point cause I had to run. Dormanu
- Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 14:18:15 (EDT)I'm GMing with my usual group, and they were hired to steal the cargo from a huge 18 wheeler. They rented their own truck, crashed the target, took the cargo and are heading down the interstate. Suddenly a go-gang pops up out of nowhere and starts closing them in. The driver of the truck starts swerving around, side-swiping the bikers. Meanwhile the rigger of the group, and the elf social butterfly are in the rigger's security van driving behind the truck. Several of the go-gangers jump onto the roof of the van.
ME: Okay, Colin(driving the truck), you're still swerving at them. Katrina(the elf), what are you doing?
KATRINA:I'm gonna throw all of Dobson's(the rigger) smelly old empty beer cans out the sun roof at the gangers. What's my target number?
ME: Oh, I dunno, let's make it 12.
Strangely enough, she passed all the tests and knocked three elves onto the pavement. Jatoza
- Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 11:20:41 (EDT)I have not posted in a few months due to my new job, but this was too funny of a quote to let it go.
On one of our more recent runs the Johnson informs the team that we are to steal a new high tech custom ride put out by GMC and its called the "M series". The only problem with it is the car is so top secret that he has next to no info on it.
Case "Well what do you know about the car?"
Johnson "It's blue."
Case (in the middle of the run after the team gets the tech readouts on the car)"The car has camo technology that allows it to change color and all our moronic johnson can tell us is that it's blue." Parthax
- Wednesday, April 30, 2003 at 17:35:33 (EDT)The electronics specialist in the group had just gotten cosmetic surgery and a new SIN with the help of the team's decker and decided to make his re-appearance in the group.
Cat Shaman: (to Electronics Specialist) Who the frag are you?
Electronics Specialist: Oh... Hi I'm Quinton...
Decker interupting: Quin!
Electronics Specialist: Oh uh... Quin. Dandemented
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 15:35:07 (EDT)After Rika (female human mage dresed as a stripper-o-gram stripper) botches her *second* attempt at using seduction on an NPC:
GM: "I'm never being seduced by Riak again! You suck at this!" Pixel
- Monday, April 28, 2003 at 01:04:41 (EDT)Chrome (elven rigger) and Hazaka (dwarf phys-adept) ordered a pizza to a fake location, then jumped the delivery driver, tranked him, and stole his uniform and car. Then Chrome in the uniform pretended to be a pizza guy delivering to an NPC's house. When the NPC answered the door Chrome and Hazaka barged in, tied up the family and interrogated the NPC, and escaped in the pizza car.
They then drove back to where they had left the pizza guy tied up in an alley, tranked him again , put him back in his uniform and left him in the front seat of his car. They left the bong & half bag of weed they had found under the seat out on the passenger seat.
Chrome: "Ain't noone going to believe his story of being jumped and having his car and uniform stolen. They'll think he got stoned and passed out and made up the story to cover it, after all he still has his uniform and car."
Hazaka: "It's the perfect crime."
Pixel
- Monday, April 28, 2003 at 01:01:05 (EDT)Gorf (troll street-sam) worries us:
Pulls his gun on a street ganger:
Gorf: "Put your hands over your head, and make like a woman."
Johnson: "Dragons as you may know are asexual."
Gorf: "A sexual what?..."
Trying to get a male NPC hit by a trank dart to wake up:
Gorf: "Ever make it with a troll?"
(the sad part is, he used this same method on our Decker a few sessions ago) Pixel
- Monday, April 28, 2003 at 00:45:40 (EDT)the runners are bringing back a needed magician to a gang leader called crackpot.
apon entering the place they find pscho being held at knife-point by one of his own troll gangers.
the shot the troll and he dies:
dragonfly(female street sam/merc/ex-yak):lets try to wake the mage and question him or som...(iterupted by GM)
Gm(me): in all the fuss the mage...(interupted by DF)
DF:NO! not again!!! he's disappeird?!?
GM: ah... yeah... (OOG:sorry...)
j.jet(ex-ganger street sam: BUT HOW?!? I was carying him on my back!!! and he was out cold!!!
GM:...(interupted by jade)
jade(female elf cat shaman)(my girlfriend offplay, trying to cool things down{knowing I forgot that part...:0): you know those mages... never can stand still... even if they are out cold...? newGM
- Monday, April 28, 2003 at 00:04:19 (EDT)Ok, this aint vander, its the GM. Vanders decker/mage bud tried for the fourth time in a row to hack into a yakuza mainframe and got smacked by the samurai IC guarding the SAN. The yaks have decided to replace the samurai with a big red chicken. Vander
- Friday, April 25, 2003 at 14:41:51 (EDT)after badly botching a run on a Yakuza warehouse, our team is being chased by 4 'black cars' in staggered form
Vander(troll street sam) to Phoenixian(mage/decker suffering from gun envy) Aim for the lead car, the..driver's side wheel.
To GM ooc: target numbers?
GM: um...7(highly modified heavy pistols)
*dice rolling enuses*
Vander and Pho:1 success each
GM: crap.
GM:The lead car swerves into the car next to it and the other two rear end those ones.
GM ooc: im going to get you two.
(Note, got karma for derailing his plan) Vander
- Friday, April 25, 2003 at 12:13:04 (EDT)Troll Adept's Most Wanted
4: Universal Brotherhood
3: Anyone who stills does stereotyping
2: Humanis Policlub
1: The breeder who kicked me in the hoop! Sharpshooter
- Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:02:10 (EDT)(Galgeron a bad ass Ork with a fear of girls is watching over the Trash and Treasure as per usual, having a conversation with Xander, a mind control specialist and Lotus, an ass kicking specialist)
Xander arrives in the shop in a rather nondescript fashion. Well, who cares how he came in, he's here.
Galgeron coughs, "Err, yeah... Gym I... guess." he pauses and considers, "If you knock me out, I better have my clothing on when I wake up."
Xander raises an eyebrow at THAT comment. "Problem with thieves, Galgeron?"
Lotus looks at the speaker...
Galgeron notes, "Err... you know what, you don't want to know."
Lotus turns back to Galgeron for a moment before turning to wards the door with a big smile on her face, "Come on Galgeron!" she says in a sing-songy voice, "Im just dies(dying?) to try this new technique..."
Galgeron repeats himself, "If you knock me out, I better have my clothing on when I wake up."
Xander shrugs. "If you'd like, Galg, I can go along and make sure she doesn't try anything."
Galgeron notes, "Uh, that's okay. With the current sentiment and all, I wouldn't want you to make yourself a target and all that."
(There was an anti magician plot going on)
Lotus looks at Xander , "Who the frag are you?" she asks...
Galgeron tilts his head back and laughs!
Xander smirks, ignoring Lotus for the moment. "Oh, being a target is no problem for me. It's a state in which I find myself far too often." And then finally, slowly, he looks at Lotus. "The name," he says haughtily, "is Xander. And if you'd like to lose your soul, by all means continue the attitude towards me."
Lotus raises an eyebrow at the soul comment, "Ehh, you know this guy, Galgeron?"
Galgeron chuckles, "The only person who can steal people's souls is the one in the kick ass black leather jacket."
He turns to Lotus, and nods, "He's good at controlling people's minds."
Xander smiles evilly at Lotus.
Galgeron notes, "He's also a lot easier then me."
Lotus does not take her eyes of Xander, "Its not leather, its made from ballistic nylon of something." referring to her own black jacket. "And for you what the frag crawled up your ass and died, cuase something stinks in here and you sure aint the drek!"
Galgeron coughs, "Uh, I was refering to me and it is real leather..."
Lotus pages: put THAT! on your quote board!
(And I did) Galgeron
- Monday, April 21, 2003 at 02:30:03 (EDT)(Leaping Wolf and Galgeron are in a sparring match)
Leaping Wolf nods. "I see what I must do." He throws the sword to the side, beats his chest a few times, and charges toward Galgeron, swinging his fists like a madman. "WAUCKABLEABLUUA PBBBT I VEEEEN!!!!" Galgeron
- Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 19:37:02 (EDT)"Stay chill, never get close, if you get close you get soft, then you get dead. Never take runs personally, always pack reloads, and for libidos sake, and despite what the catalogue says, a vigilant rotary auto-cannon should not be standard gear."
BlackJack, irritated street sam who constantly has to run with guys who thinks strength is a good subsitute for skill and finesse BlackJack
- Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 04:55:21 (EDT)Waking up in the Aztechnology Death Maze, naked and cyber restained.
Angel(Elf Sam/Assasin): What'd we do to deserve this, exactly?
Feather (Elf Sammie): Honey, you slept with the wrong man!
GM: Actually, you turned him down, Feather. (Feather was a male)
Angel:(OCC) Ha! I knew it wasn't my fault this time..
Feather: (OCC) Yeah, this time.
**Note:They did live through it, barely*** Angel
- Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 17:47:02 (EDT)Captain Chaos while being attacked by Deus fanatics:
Singapore, I don't care if you have to save this onto fraggin' PUNCH CARDS, YOU WILL ACCEPT THIS TRANSMISSION, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!? Sharpshooter
- Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 05:53:45 (EDT)(Galgeron is talking to Michael Schmidt)
Galgeron chuckles, "You can call me Galgeron."
((Auto-Judge[])) Michael Schmidt rolls Shadowscene Players vs TN 4:
3 4 = 1 Success
Michael Schmidt turns his arms outwards-- making a W with his arm posture as he shrugs unknowingly, "But I thought you were Bob a moment ago. Hmm, Galgeron, that names seems familiar."
((Plot)) Galgeron says, "Galgeron... some Ork runner. Talented, but pretty nuts. He's also probably gay."
((OOC)) Michael Schmidt laughs. Galgeron
- Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 02:11:18 (EDT)Street Mage to some Yardies: Why do you smoke the Tobac
Even though you know it's completely whack? Sharpshooter
- Friday, April 11, 2003 at 04:02:30 (EDT)Ork Mage after creaming a gang single-handed: "I know it stinks in here, cos I'm the drek! Sharpshooter
- Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 12:03:42 (EDT)I saw this on the Tri-D:
Ares Rockets: You'll be blown away! Sharpshooter
- Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 11:39:05 (EDT)Street Sam to Doctor:
Can you stick this in?
Doctor:
Sure.
Street Sam:
What do you do with the meat you remove?
Doctor:
I sell it to ghouls.
Street Sam:
What do you do that for?!?!
Doctor:
Less killing in my neighbourhood this way.
Street Sam:
Oh. Sharpshooter
- Wednesday, April 09, 2003 at 11:20:53 (EDT)During the interrogation of a captured fox shapeshifter, we've learned that her clan (a whole family of Japanese kitsune who all want us dead) has some problem with a Chinese clan of 'shifters, one of whom has been mentoring the team's ninja-wannabe. Buta, a wujen, wonders if he ran into any fox 'shifters during his magical education in China.
GM (after die roll): During that one party, when everyone was really plastered, you kinda sorta recall someone who might have been a kitsune.
Buta: (passes information along, then) "Ah, college. The best year and a half of my life." Jack
- Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 06:24:27 (EDT)In an adventure where we are dealing with creatures that looked once human only have large metallic claws and many large teeth and seem dead, and are made very powerful by light(don't ask, the GM made them), my new character, Jesus, was escaping an attack from them just after the sun set fully. On the way to his car one got in his way, a shotgun blast close range knocked it away with a D, as he got in his car to take off it got up and ran after him and got its claws in his car trunk. After a few driving stunts and his car getting messed up the creature, that looked to have once been female, was clawed on to the drive's door.
Jesus: *pointing large calibur silenced pistol at the creatures head* You know, if you were once human, I might have dated you. But bitch you got ugly *and fires blowing her face in half*.
It swung and hit and he then fired again shooting its clawed hand off. As he drives away he makes one more comment. "Now you got even uglier bitch. Dormanu
- Friday, April 04, 2003 at 11:08:37 (EST)The group was searching for an actor to hire for a con job. The groups rigger was the only one that knew where to find a database of such individuals, and promplty botched his roll when searching for a likely candidate. They find a name, go out on the matrix and downloads a few of his movies. They then spend two hours in chaock, unable to move because the movie is realy _that_ bad.
The movie stops, and they come back to reality, and i ask them what they do.
Female Street Sam: "They realy must be running out of ideas."
Male Rigger: "Yeah. Doing a porn version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles must be something of a low water mark. Not to mention just plain wrong."
Male Shaman: "Iīll never be able to look at a Tortois shaman in the same way again." Capīnrunnīhide
- Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 09:38:42 (EST)(Galgeron is hanging around with Morbid in an antiques shop, when Grifter, a shaman and guitarist for a band that he and Galgeron play in arrives)
Grifter strolls in, looking quite in good spirits again. He trods over to galg saying, "Yo big G, what's the scan, giving an upnod to Morbid.
Galgeron turns to Grifter, "Little G, please don't call me that. It makes me sound like a rapper. And on that note I believe it's time to start beatboxing."
Grifter laughs saying, "Ah been callin` you that since Ah met you!"
Galgeron states, "And I've been saying it makes me sound like one those 'Gangstas'." he makes little quote signs with his fingers, "So now you will suffer the wrath of my beatboxing."
He proceeds to start doing just that.
Grifter bust out MCing to Galg's noise, "Jehova, rolling in mah, land rovah, see them flashin` lights and you bettah pull ovah!"
Galgeron
- Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 00:17:39 (EST)Chrome: "You can drive the other truck right?"
Hazaka: "I don't have any truck driving skills."
Chrome & GM: "You don't?!?"
Hazaka: "I'm a 4' 4" Dwarf! I can't see over the dashboard in a truck!" Pixel
- Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 22:24:25 (EST)(The Conversation stayed pretty weird even after the references to talking genitals)
Galgeron chuckles, "I got kidnapped by some doomsday cultists, and then the day after some hired me to kill a bunch of them to stop some silly squid god from being summoned. I have my doubts that he ever existed.
Morbid's eyebrow raises, "Is his name Cthulu?"
Galgeron says, "No, Squiggy I think." Galgeron
- Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 03:21:02 (EST)Morbid(Creepy Magician who talks to the dead) nods, dropping the sarcastic overtones, "Yes, well I'm just glad you aren't the type of guy who only listens to his penis. That's a rare quality."
Galgeron(violent sociopath/Adept that isn't getting enough) notes, "Actually, right now my penis is giving me stock advice. I could probably do with some medication, and a computer so I can buy some Debeers Omnitech stock."
Morbid responds dryly, "Really. Has your penis applied for a job at the stock exchange yet? Or would the potential jokes about another dick in brokering be too obvious?"
Galgeron states, "Yes, I find this very disturbing since I did not know this."
Morbid nods, "Next thing you know he'll be hiring shadowrunners. I wonder if they'll keep a straight face when he introduces himself as 'Mr. Johnson'."
Galgeron laughs, "Okay, this conversation has gotten disturbing, as clever as my halucinations may be, it's still a messed up conversation." Galgeron
- Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 03:13:41 (EST)A P.A. human cowboy of mine on his first run dealt with a powerful shapeshifting cat shamen. After rolling and getting alot of damage successes and the shamen just healing all the damage, on his first iniative pass he takes a shot, then starts talking, and this causes the situation to be solved with great success. he now has words of wisdon.
"Shoot first, if its still not down, try talking. You can always shoot later while they're distracted." Doramnu
- Friday, February 14, 2003 at 11:18:06 (EST) "The best way to win a firefight is to be 100meters away when it starts"
- sage advice from a fixer selling sniper rifles. pixel
- Tuesday, February 11, 2003 at 19:37:56 (EST)Anarchy(troll P.A.) yet again causes problems, this time its with team mates. Due to his lecherous ways he has managed to get the female members of the team to dislike him. Over the time this has lead to many a dodge test to avoid getting shot in the foot. The latest was during an investigation run to an isolated Caribbean Island. While searching about he hit on the two female street sams, finally Autumn tried to do a powerful kick to Anarchy's face.
Autumn: 2 successes
Anarchy(me): *rolls and gets atleast 5 successes in the contested attack* alright, instead of counterattacking, could I grab her and put her spin her around into a dip?
GM: sure
Anarchy: alright, as I dip her I say, "You shouldn't have done that." and I kiss her on the lip. Then so I don't get attacked I spin her away and great leap away to join the others.
After effect, Anarachy plans to sleep lighter, be around atleast one male team member when both females are present, and is redoubling his efforts to seduce them. Who says you have to learn from your mistakes? Dormanu
- Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:34:14 (EST)"Don't call me on this head! This is an unlisted head!"
--implanted phones cause odd comments sometimes Pixel
- Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 14:13:09 (EST)[some OOC joking about how Gorf (troll street sam) is going to revive the unconcious Alyssa (human decker)]
Gorf: 'Ever make it with a troll?'
Alyssa: 'I'M AWKAE! I'M AWAKE!' Pixel
- Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 14:12:07 (EST)Rika the combat mage is in the astral plane talking with an astral dog.
Dog: The object is older than I am.
Rika: Is that in dog years? Pixel
- Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 14:09:53 (EST)Anarchy got on a vampires bad side and managed to keep provoking him over a few runs. How it started is he was targeted as prey and after dispatching some lackies he yelled out of the bar he was in, "Ha how do you like that!" and did an obscene gesture, then slammed the door closed as a dagger imbedded in it. At which point he really got on the vamps bad side. He opened the door and pulled the dagger out and screamed, "I got your dagger!"
Another time the team found the haven and Anarchy had the bright idea to cover the graveyard around the mansion they stayed in with kerosene. At night when they started out he light the entire graveyard on fire and did another obscene gesture to them till they started shooting at him, then he took cover.
The night after the head vampire was moving ungoddly quick and only the troll with an intelligence of 2 was able to see him(rolling multiple 6's on one die helps) and as he leaped for or the window, Anarchy did a running jump kick throught the window and knocked the vamp backdown a story to the ground. After he and the more experience Ork fended him off he yelled out at the guy, "I still got your dagger."
When the team was in the basement and in the final conflict after spending all his combat pool and karma points to stop a full out attack from the main vampire where he threw in over 10 dice from his combat pool Anarchy was barely fending off the minions, Dragon took down the head vampire and left him sprawled on the ground, Anarchy walked over to him, pulled the visor from his helmet up and set the dagger tip by his eye and held it with his foot over the pommel and said, "Here's your dagger back." then pushed my foot down. Anarchy got a karma point for fulfilling a promise to do such to the vampire. Dormanu
- Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 03:20:46 (EST)Our group tracks down our mark to a massive ganger party our two street sam's are sent in to talk to the gang leader. Blood (the gang leader) calls in backup who proceed to club Tank (ultra tough orc street sam) and Slab (ultra tough giant street sam) over the head. After making their massive body rolls to soak the puny amount of damage Slab had one thing to say to the GM when asked what does he want to do.
Slab - "I'm gonna rip out their freaking souls!"
Needless to say the gangers greatly regretted attakcing the giant with a 15 in strength. Parthax
- Friday, January 31, 2003 at 18:12:12 (EST)After being resfused entry into a Rather exclusive club, Even after successfully *changing* the mind of one Maitre'd. Drake, The Wyrm shaman with all the stublety of a brick, decides to lure two bouncers into a fight, and then enter with no one to stop him.
At first combat goes well, he levitates one into the other at high speed.
Drake: Your kung fu is weak.
Gm: They pull out their Tazers.
Drake: Frag. Drake
- Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 13:14:47 (EST)On the same night as the first run of my new character Anarchy, we were a bit distracted that night, so I kept making charisma checks that usually involved rolling more than 2 sixes, and the two females kept failling willpower to resist my seduction attempts. So I finally ninja note the GM a message to his character Dragon. The note basically was betting him that I could get the two women naked before two weeks were up.
Well during our stake-out for a vampire hunting us I radioed them offering after we were done to give them both massages to help them relax, with a roll of 33. After the stake-out failed we headed back to the place we were staying and he started massaging them, after another good roll he talked them into a full body massage and after getting them really relaxed, he brought in the dragon and won the bet. from this he now has the nickname H.I.M. (horny ignorant monkey, or as he prefers, horny insufferable monkey) Dormanu
- Tuesday, January 28, 2003 at 10:52:36 (EST)Jack and some other shadowrunners were driving through what is known to us today as texas, heading to seattle and running low on gas.
Jack: "Where almost out of gas and we have too many people chasing us. Are we all sure that there is no more nuyen left?"
Kevin: "Ummm. I had about three mill on me."
Jack: "wait? you had three mill and when we stopped for gas you only gave me thirty to fill it a fourth of the way?"
Kevin: "Yeah."
Gm: You hear on the radio as you get back in to the car after getting gas. "Kevin one of the four in the car was found dead on the road." Bloodbane
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 19:03:52 (EST)Gm: Ok. when you walk outside lonestar is running up to you with guns drawn shouting freeze or we shoot.
Jack: "You know what happened the last time we did this?"
Gm(lonestar): "No, we're new to the force."
Jack: "I've killed almost three hundred of people like you. What makes you think that two of you will stop me." Holds up a custom auto-cannon. Bloodbane
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 18:48:13 (EST)This Time The Dragon was talking to another Pc, a Street sam. named Jared who did not like speaking much.
Dragon - "So then jack blew himself and another 15 meters of the intersection to Drek, and all that was left was a dog tag."
Jared - "Why?"
Dragon - "LoneStar towed his car for highly illegal tech on and in it."
Jared - "He dosn't get it back that way." The Dragon
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 18:37:01 (EST)Due to Errors In the last posting Im reposting it.
Laura "Dragon, are you gay?"
Dragon "I don't have to answer that. And if you ask me again I'll rip you in half."
The party mage laura was talking to the large and imposing Orc Adept, The Dragon. The Dragon
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 18:31:53 (EST)From the only mage in the group to the fairly expierinced orc adept:
Laura
Dragon The Dragon
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 18:27:13 (EST)I had just made a new character, a troll P.A. called Anarchy, and started him out looking for a rowdy bar. Anarchy has the distinctive style of all metallic purple clothing and multi-colored hair. Well he goes into a crowded ganger bar, and after hearing murmurs he challenged all the bar to a drinking contest.
Well after haveing a much larger troll come up and bubbling drinks getting set up before them he smiled and palmed an incendiary gernade.
Anarchy: *raising the glass* Here's to your health.*then splashes the liquid in his face and throws the gernade behind the bar and great leaps out of the bar*
*after the bar starts on fire he pauses for this solemn thought to be expressed* Who's the weirdo now! Dormanu
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 10:53:37 (EST)So the group is in a small town after some bad imposters of the two more famous runners of our group. The group was in combat with a bunch of gangers, two imposters, and there was a slutty looking female hanging on one of the imposters. When in combat M.I.B., our female street sam, was up in combat and she targets the female and just slaughters her.
GM(me): Just letting you know, she was not an imposter of you. She was even from this town.
M.I.B.: *with a surprised look on her face* Well, ... she had bigger boobs.
And she has kept to that defence.
(oh P.S. M.I.B. stands for Monster In Bed, go figure.) Dormanu
- Wednesday, January 22, 2003 at 10:15:04 (EST)Me: What's the coefficient of friction of a physical barrier.
GM: *puzzled look*
Me: I want to make a slide. Travis
- Tuesday, January 21, 2003 at 21:23:13 (EST)Our crew is caught inside a small testing facility. Tada the quick thinking combat monster giant to the rescue.
Slab (in character) So we take the guard that we are holding hostage give him back his Uzi. Minus the clip of course. Stick a ski mask on him and shove him outside and let his buddies waste him while we slip off into the night.
Unfortunatly our GM is quite clever and had the guard just hit the deck and drop the gun and he did not get creamed by his fellow guards. We were so disapointed. Parthax
- Friday, January 17, 2003 at 23:32:35 (EST)Elf-Poser(in character) What do you mean you guys don't have pocket secretaries.
Case (OOC) Well TanK is computer illiterate, Slab is a giant and a desktop is a pocket secretary to him. And who are you to question anyone else on their gear you are a shadowrunner and you don't even have a car what are you gonna take the bus away from a crime scene.
Elf-poser(ooc) Well uhhhhh.....
This is the first night that all of us are roleplaying together and Tim (elf-poser) is questioning our gear. Parthax
- Friday, January 17, 2003 at 23:24:54 (EST)Johnson: You were hired to kill the Night Hunters.
Us: Yeah. We got 'em.
Johnson: You dropped a bridge on them!
Tryxx: Yeah, we don't do subtle real well.
Tryxx
Moscow, ID USA - Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 02:22:11 (EST)Our group is in the midst of a firefight, we're trying to take out an NPC Elven mage standing out in the street. We're all shooting from the basement windows of a building.
Chrmoe fired at him and not only missed but jammed his gun.
Gorf fired and missed.
Alyssa fired and missed.
Chrome(while trying desperately to unjam his gun): "What? You missed too? This is unbelieveable!"
The NPC mage attempts to shoot a fireball , and the GM rolls almost all botches.
Alyssa: "I missed, but the mage just set himself on fire."
Chrome: "Oh, well that's alright then." Pixel
- Tuesday, January 07, 2003 at 19:36:41 (EST)
