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Fighting a Vamp in a pool full of blood and bodies our big troll sami is being held under the muck by the vamp
Rocksteady: I guess it's to try late to intimadate him Vanlore
- Sunday, December 30, 2001 at 02:25:11 (EST)Setup: got taken hostage by some pirates and they had us striped down to nothing. we broke free and killed some in the cell we were in.
Van: I want to cock smak him useing my killer hands Vanlore
- Sunday, December 30, 2001 at 02:22:16 (EST)The first time our Troll met the new Mage he had him at gunpoint. The Mage cast Control Thoughts (seven sucesses!) and made the Troll dance. The Troll's player wanted to keep the gun on the mage while dancing.
GM: "No way man, with seven sucesses you're going at it like John Troll-volta!"
Kakita
- Wednesday, December 26, 2001 at 17:14:15 (EST)The players were on that run in Chicago, they had fight over around 6 Mantis spirit but the last one had capture their Jhonson who was the only one who could help them out of the Zone.
GM :"this last one seems nastier than the previous ones and she holds your Jhonson between her two monstrous claws. So What are you doing?"
Jarod(wolf shaman):"I shoot the hostage, so that bitch can't blackmail us anymore..." Fox
- Wednesday, December 26, 2001 at 01:44:59 (EST)Setup: made some freak guys to mess around with. I made a Minator Vampire with some ungodly cyber equipment and had a paranormal skill of Influance. My friend made a cybered up elf. I just influanced him to let me feed off of him. He broke the hold and turned on me and did a flame thrower thing at me.
Toad(vampire minatar): That wasn't verynice! (useing Influeance) Shoot your self and make it messy
GM: Roll your willpower v/ his essance.
GM: It sounds like a good idea you really want to shoot your self in the head with your manhunter. Vanlor
- Monday, December 24, 2001 at 20:42:59 (EST)Rings(streetSam) is trying to Steal a Zeitgeist prototype attack Helicopter from a High security Corporate enclosure and thus make good the groups escape::
Rings: "Ok flip these switches, push that button and here we go!"
Daus Ex(the groups decker): "YOU KNOW YOU DOING! TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!!" Sapphireknight
- Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 03:30:31 (EST)Rings(streetsam disgused as a janitor) Ducks into an elevator full of security guards, while holding and empty and steaming anti-armor rocket launcher. when questioned he replies:
"Oh this? Vaccuum Cleaner attatchment." Sapphireknight
- Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 03:25:11 (EST)situation:the runners were in underwater pirate base and had secured one room but alerted the whole base in the process.
VANLORE:(pressed flat up against the wall beside the door)from the sound of it i think there are about 5 guys out there.
NIC2:(pressed against the opposite wall)i got it.(OOG im grabbing up one of the dead pirates and throwing his body out into the hall as a distraction, you too,points to the other too street sammies, follow it out and mow them down with your SMGs)
PAUL: good idea (he was an ork)
NIC2:1,2,3 go!
bambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambam!!!!!!!
(the too street sammies get venelated, and a look of utter horor and fear goes across VANLORE and NIC2)
VANLORE:(to the pirates)yea,you fragers want some more?!!!
NIC2:ummmmmm that didn't go as well as i planned it.
(both runners too the GM"were running for the sub now") gilgamesh
- Monday, December 17, 2001 at 07:52:01 (EST)situation:the runners were in underwater pirate base and had secured one room but alerted the whole base in the process.
VANLORE:(pressed flat up against the wall beside the door)from the sound of it i think there are about 5 guys out there.
NIC2:(pressed against the opposite wall)i got it.(OOG im grabbing up one of the dead pirates and throwing his body out into the hall as a distraction, you too,points to the other too street sammies, follow it out and mow them down with your SMGs)
PAUL: good idea (he was an ork)
NIC2:1,2,3 go!
bambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambam!!!!!!!
(the too street sammies get venelated, and a look of utter horor and fear goes across VANLORE and NIC2)
VANLORE:(to the pirates)yea,you fragers want some more?!!!
NIC2:ummmmmm that didn't go as well as i planned it.
(both runners too the GM"were running for the sub now") gilgamesh
- Monday, December 17, 2001 at 07:52:00 (EST)Gm:so let me get this straight, your firing your predator off handed and wounded at a guy who is over 110 feet away and 20 feet above you and is crouched down in a snipers position cloaked in shadows on the catwalk?
Nic2: yea and its a head shot too.
GM:sure, go ahead and roll. and it better be astronomical.
(Rolls)
Nic2:will a 33 do?
GM:........... gilgamesh
- Monday, December 17, 2001 at 07:35:48 (EST)two assassins sitting at a table, Anthony (Human/Russian), and Emily (Elven/Seattle resident). Emily has a crush on anthony, and the convo goes:
Anthony:*looks at Tal* so what's on your mind?
Emily:*in Elven* How badly I want you...
anthony:*confused, and exasperated* you know i don't speak Elven...
Emily:*bats her lashes, and in english* so, how would you like to learn the elven TOUNGE?
needless to say he doesn't get it.....oy vey Casanova
- Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 12:29:46 (EST)Situation: helped this guy to the bathroom of a bar so he could puke after drinking alot. He was leaning over the toliet wile i had my Manhunter to the back of his head.
Me:Their,their it will all be over soon Vanlore
- Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 19:20:13 (EST)Situation: Trying to clear my name because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time trying to track down a killer. Had a sniper posion set up in a building across a ally. A guy that just joined my group was waiting in the building for the guy and was fighting him. They busted down the door to my sights.
Me:(out of game) Is my best shot through the new guys head.
GM:yes
Me:I take the shot
End:lets just say I got the guy,and now have a new,new guy in the group. Vanlore
- Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 19:09:43 (EST)PLAYER:I kick the big mean looking thing right in the throat.
(lots of dice rolls)
GM: yea, you hit him but id doesn't seem to have any effect.
PLAYER: No effect? What the hell do you mean no effect!!!!! I kick him again, harder!!!!!! gilgamesh
- Friday, December 07, 2001 at 09:45:21 (EST)(after I told the player of a recently made character that he didn't but any clips for his ultra-power)"I don't have any clips?! What do you mean it says right here that it comes with 10(C)!!!!!!!! gilgamesh
- Friday, December 07, 2001 at 09:39:52 (EST)Quick, hit him with a tire iron!! Apok451
- Sunday, December 02, 2001 at 23:34:35 (EST)Okay, I load the Roomsweeper with flechette rounds, put the barrel to the guy's temple, and pull the trigger. DO I HAVE TO ROLL FOR DAMAGE??
-Alkaiser, after subduing an NPC Mr. Bob
- Sunday, December 02, 2001 at 23:27:30 (EST)Group of Shadowrunners discussing the "plan"
Me:hmmm but isn't that illegal? Bunf
- Thursday, November 29, 2001 at 10:52:41 (EST)The sitation: I was helping my brother set up his character for an SR game my friend and I were running. We eventually did, and after first marvelling about this:
(Me) OK, you've got all this weaponry, and... NO FIREARMS SKILLS TO GO WITH THEM?!?!
(Frank) ...uh...
We ended up trying to have a 'You Have A New Team Member' RP before what ended up turning into our last run. My character (the rigger of the group) was driving everyone towards a used car lot in order to get something that wouldn't link us to this op. My other two teammates (an elf sammy and an elf mage with a severe racist streak towards orks) were sitting in the back.
(Me [rigger]) What the??
(Frank's ork samurai is seen a short distance away, flipping the van off.)
(I narrow my eyes, and put the van into reverse, dropping the back right window enough so the ork can see the barrel of a tricked-out Predator II pointing right at him.)
(GM) [oocly laughing his ass off, icly as the elf samurai] You don't need that, do you?
Needless to say, we decided, even before we got the preliminary run preparations complete, having to blow karma to Hand of God for Frank. Who didn't get armor when he created his character, mind you. Zhihd Amigh
- Wednesday, November 28, 2001 at 18:59:51 (EST)And the most annoying thing about it all is that he outsmarted me yet again!! CURSES!!!! Craig
- Tuesday, November 27, 2001 at 11:29:47 (EST)Kraut: "I have..."
Party: "Oh, god, no"
Kraut: "...a plan"
Tester
- Monday, November 26, 2001 at 00:07:21 (EST)"I got a plan."
"What is it?"
"Just trust me."
"......no" Shrike
- Monday, November 19, 2001 at 23:00:44 (EST)Craig: It is time for you to die, Mr Johnson. You have outsmarted me for the last time. Weasel_Boy
- Sunday, November 18, 2001 at 16:45:32 (EST)Zenbits: (after makeing a called shot into an eye and makeing it)Oh! He looks Really Mad!
(it lived by the way) Zenbits
- Monday, November 12, 2001 at 02:47:21 (EST)We took a passenger plane hostage (long story). While in mid-air, one of the hostages has been extremely annoying to our Troll street samurai. Eventually, he grabbed him by the shoulders, and threw him off the plane, without a parachute to accompany him.
Elly (flight attendant): *screaming hysterically* You threw him off the plane! You threw him off the plane!
Steel Kill (the Troll): No ticket! [a reference to the movie "Dogma", which we all just saw the night before].
We were laughing so hard, we couldn't continue playing.
Excidium
- Friday, November 09, 2001 at 14:29:49 (EST)On the legwork of a run, Snark and Viper (2 Sam types) piss off a mage on the 16th floor of a building in Bellevue with an identical one across the alley. Realizing that they can't get to the stairs because of the force 7 fire elemental so Viper jumps out of the window to the adjacent building, one floor down. After a few moments, Snark joins him, followed by the elemental, so they jump back across the way. This back and forth comedy went on until they were going to the 5th floor, and they both failed their athletics rolls. On the way down, Viper activated his Platnium Docwagon band, and they both bled patiently till the HTR team arrived. Banshee
- Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 23:12:16 (EST)"I had too much pi so I had to Math SPU... heh, heh, heh..."
(Squiggy the Ork Combat Decker making a funny after getting the Math SPU implant) Luthyr
- Monday, November 05, 2001 at 16:09:24 (EST)"I can't just throw the gernade off. The bartender ios going to be like 'What the frag?'!"
Diamond after being lead to a backroom where the target is plying strip poker. Tweak
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 06:33:05 (EST)"Got a smoke?", Crash asking some innocent witnesses a slaughter outside of a gang party with an AK slung over his shoulder. Tweak
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 06:31:29 (EST)Our GM had us down in little jamaica getting some legwork done. While Gunter the troll physad and Smiley the psycho sat outside and were quickly molested by poor little kids. After which Gunter ended up buying pot, and Smiley gave out smokes. Were really not sure why.
"Find anything useful? i've been giving smokes to preschoolers." "And ive been buying drugs from them."
The-Mighty-Buddha
- Saturday, October 27, 2001 at 23:49:31 (EDT)Jack, on the phone with his stockbroker:
"Sell Japan Airlines. Right now."
... after accidently shooting down a passenger jetliner, but before the plane hit the ground. Jack
- Wednesday, October 24, 2001 at 02:32:43 (EDT)Cyril (female elf voodan) to Twist (human steet sam) after she got in a tangle with a Nosferatu.
"If I become a vampire you are the first person I am going to bite"
marv/Drop
- Tuesday, October 23, 2001 at 20:27:56 (EDT)I was playing a character of the opposite sex(fem)and our group was quarreling about who would do the talking in a meeting. We were comparing Negotiate skills and charisma back and forth, when somebody asked me:
"-Why do you have CHA 4 when you're a grumpy sammy?"
"-Hey, I've got breasts! Of COURSE I've got CHA 4!" (veryvery OOC) Itchy
- Monday, October 22, 2001 at 07:33:50 (EDT)Our group was trying to pass the border into NAN. We had a van full of, simply putting it, extremely illegal weaponry and a 0.01 essence troll. Me and another buddy was in front, posing as lovers-go-camping. The border guard give us a hard time but some faked passes and "Oh-John-this-trip-will-the-most-romantic-ever" does it. Thatīs when theres a rumbling voice from the rear of the car:
-"Daddy canīt we go now? Icecream!" Itchy
- Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 09:19:55 (EDT)Tweak : I still say we strap the girl scouts with c4 send them in and level the damn place.
Tweak
- Monday, October 01, 2001 at 01:10:55 (EDT)Lone Star : Okay let me get this straight. You were ubducted from your home where you were making a pinic for you and your sick grandma. Planted cyberware in you, made you hack into a corperation's security system so they could still the a prototype. Then released you by throwing you out of the back of a van in to a Lone Star unit?
Overflow : You forgot to metion that they ate my grandma's food.
Tweak
- Monday, October 01, 2001 at 01:03:15 (EDT)During a car chase against Lone Star.
Stagmite: We got to slow them down.
Overflow (Elven Decker): What do you propose we do throw rocks at 'em?
Tweak (Human Sniper): You shouldn't get cocky with him. He won't hesitate to use you as a roc.......
*Stagmite smiles. Lone Star finds an Elven decker in their windshield ,stir into the alley walls and crash. Tweak looks at Stagmite*
Stagmite: Hey his idea!
Tweak
- Monday, October 01, 2001 at 00:57:40 (EDT)GM: Okay your leads have lead you to an end, your contacts are all dead, the girl your suppose to escort is gone, and you are on a deadline. What do you do?
Stagmite(Troll Sammie) : I want to stand here doing nothing til the GM throws me a line to get this game going again.
Tweak
- Monday, October 01, 2001 at 00:46:50 (EDT)So, 'bout dese meta planes you're goin' to. They have lots of hamburgers wit real meat. right? Wall
- Tuesday, September 25, 2001 at 21:42:47 (EDT)A large street sam. Was fighting through a large number of Security Guards(some corp warehouse) and was caught.
Head Guard: Hands up and Drop your weapons.
Street Sam: Well I would your Drek but they are Built in. Reyiss
- Thursday, September 06, 2001 at 11:09:12 (EDT)Enix was wounded in a firefight, and was being dragged out of the combat zone by a Big Burly Russian NPC named Ivan. Everyone started to notice how similar this was to the typical heroism scene, though it's normally rescuing a pretty woman.
Enix: I...Love you...Ivan.
Ivan: (thick Russian accent in a deep voice) I Know. The Head Houngan of the Carribean League
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 14:44:21 (EDT)The team (with three NPC equalizer) enounters a group of Ghouls - after rounds of fighting and the loss of one equalizer the two PCs conclude:
[Mr Tingle] (Male Dwarf Rat Shaman, taken already a load of damage but without dealing any, coming out of the elevator again where he had taken cover): Now who wants some?
[Shanahr] (Female Human CovertOps, killed the fourth Ghoul without taking any damage): This damn guy with his Laser Spell made me a brand hole in my 500$ skirt! Firefreak
- Sunday, August 26, 2001 at 15:49:29 (EDT)Andy: Oh cool! Now we've got stuff we can do whatever whatever! Weasel_Boy
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 07:58:52 (EDT)The party was in an important run where my street sam character, who was attempting to give up drugs and alchahol, encountered a shadow spirit for the first time. It freaked him out no end. We got a call for a mission where fire powwer was needed (I'm the only combat monster type character in our party).
GM: Dallas (our fixer) calls you and tells you the run is in half an hour
Me: S**t! Tonight was my night to hang out with that girl I picked up.
GM: This is an important run...
Me: I take some neo-cocaine from my jacket and flip a coin...
GM: So proffesional...
Me: Shutup Snow Raven
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 08:16:34 (EDT)Hammer after being shot with a light pistol by a punk ganger, and staging away the damage, sntatches the gun from the punk, looks at him thoughtfully and returns the weapon.
"All right, let's try that again, this time, hold the weapon in both hands, attain proper sight picture and squeeze the trigger gently." Whisper
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 09:32:10 (EDT)Whisper (a burned out mage) delivering the corpse of a deceased elven ambassador to the embassy:
"Pizza delivery"
Embassy Guard:
"That is not a pizza." Whisper
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 09:29:50 (EDT)"Dang! I forgot it was illegal to kill someone in the middle of the street, in broad daylight"
-Hammer, an overstressed street sam Whisper
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 09:28:20 (EDT)During character creation, our GM was mentioning the "chunky salsa effect" to a couple new joiners. The example he gave went something like this:
GM: Say if someone were to stick you in a compact safe and chuck a grenade in there with you. Once the grenade exploded, it would keep rebounding off the walls of the safe, since it wouldn't have anywhere to go.
Me: Until something gives.
GM: Right. Most likely, you.
Then, I turned to my friend beside me, who's character's name is Gosan and nudged him slightly. "Hey, Gosan. Who would think salsa was so valuable that they'd keep it in a safe?"
The GM burst out laughing. It was only too bad that I hadn't said it during an actual run. I could've gotten karma points for it . . . . Double-Edge
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 22:58:59 (EDT)Scrote(Dwarf street sam): I Quickdraw My sniper rifle and shott it in the crotch...
((do i really need to say anything else??)) Sapphireknight
- Monday, July 30, 2001 at 02:49:21 (EDT)Setup: Group of runners have fought their way towards an ares coyote attack helicopter, under fire from UCAS troops. They finally reach the chopper having taken 3 (of 6) of the runners dead or incap.
*Spark*: I get into the pilots seat!
*Red* and *Idaho* follow suit into the rear seats.
GM: Roll on your piloting skill. (hands over dice)
(pause)
*Spark* to GM: how long will it take us to push this baby to the barrens? Galliard
- Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 08:13:24 (EDT)::GM rolls dice::
GM: Scott, odd or even?
::Scott looks at dice::
Scott: Even.
::GM scratches his head::
-This happens two more times bfeore the Gm says
GM: This system doesnt seem to be working very well.
Me: Gee Phil, could it be because you roll the dice where Scott can see them THEN ask him odd or even?
GM: DOH! Apok451
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 19:00:34 (EDT) Shadowdoc (to Mr. Darke in 'Harlequins Back' after Mr. Darke has pulled his mysterious, all-knowing stranger act on him.) "Look pal I have people queueing up to be enigmatic at me." Lady C
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 08:05:48 (EDT)Setup: The Team is facing off against a Toxic Coyote shaman.. He is wounded and standing
against a warehouse wall.
Thrill(Rigger): *The tires peels and smoke rises and the Adrenaline rush shoots backward to gain room....The juice
gets entered in the system and the van charges forward at break neck speeds...*
"Stop this...."
(Well, you can guess what happened to the shaman.) Party Animal
- Monday, July 16, 2001 at 05:08:30 (EDT)Setup: In a 50-story tall apartment building, the team finds their target dead and security on their heels on the 47th floor.
Double Z(Impulsive Ork Vid Pirate): I got an idea! Fire! FIRE!!
*Double Z pulls the fire alarm*
*The team then heads down the stairs with 50 floors of hysterical people aroudn them* Party Animal
- Friday, July 13, 2001 at 23:15:57 (EDT)Very Naive samurai sees a wolf prowling around the camp.
"WOLF!!!!!"
The transformed wolf shaman turns back to human form and says..
"Where???"
Samurai - "Yep - that sounds about right." Grifter
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 18:55:27 (EDT)"We need a diversion"
said to a troll, with an int of 2 who was holding a fully loaded custom made panther cannon/missile launcher combo. oh.. in the middle of a boat city..... Grifter
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 18:51:08 (EDT)[Samurai just sneaked over a wall, dropped 12 feet onto gravel without making a sound and shot the sentries with a silenced subsonic pistol]
GM - "Ok - damage, what ammo you loaded with?"
Samurai - "Extra Expl.....F&^*&&^"
Grifter
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 18:44:41 (EDT)Tom OOC: "Use the power of peace and love, ya mother-fragin' idiot!!!" Jack
- Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 00:37:10 (EDT)The team is on a crowded high-speed train when someone tries to grope Gail, the female Street Sam.
Gail: I force open the train door and throw his ass out.
GM: The train's going at 300 kph!
Gail: Well, frager shoulda thought of that before he grabbed my ass. Jack
- Monday, July 09, 2001 at 18:08:27 (EDT)Setup: We were in a run that the GM had created as a sequel to The Terminus Experiment.
After plowing through about fifty vampires (One that PA had killed by flipping the bird to a vampire
and casting laser simultaneously..) the runners came against Dr. Wake. To make a long story short (too late)
Dr Wake had nearly burnt himself out by casing spells, laying most of the team up, leaving Party Animal
by himself.
Party Animal: I.... Cast Transform... And I.. *Rolls dice, gets about twenty successes* Turn him into a bunny!
They took the bunny, wrapped him in a magemask and dropped him off to their Johnson. Party Animal
- Monday, July 09, 2001 at 05:54:41 (EDT)Mr Johnson: The equipment you will get is what we took off you and I'll give you what little we have
Gimli: *Big cheesy grin*
"good. I'll need my equipmnent back, superuser access to the Seattle RTG, and a completely unmonitored matrix terminal."
Party Animal
- Monday, July 09, 2001 at 00:20:43 (EDT)Mr Johnson: to gimli have you ever seen rabbits working w/ Hell hounds didn't think so
Double Z: Maybe they were hell rabbits.. Party Animal
- Monday, July 09, 2001 at 00:13:07 (EDT)To the incredibly homophobic dwarf of the party while wearing really tight leather
Tev: Did you come here to meet a man? Loaf
- Sunday, July 08, 2001 at 05:48:36 (EDT)Which are: "Leave...Dave!" Doomscape
- Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 19:52:01 (EDT)So our Street Sam Dave, our Physad Atakahami, Luna the mage, and our rigger Maniac are supposed to get the tail fin off a top-secret plane (don't ask). The Phys-Ad gets shot up by the tank guarding it, and is bleeding to death. Many more guards are on the way. Dave and Maniac kill the troops that are already there and we start to drive off to get Atakahami to the hospital when Dave (who is driving) turns around to get the tail fin. As he steps out with the bolt-remover/blowtorch, Atakahami gasps out his last words...
Doomscape <[">Doomscape69@hotmail.com]>
Norwell, MA USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 19:50:40 (EDT)(to redhead who has him tied to a chair and a gun in her hand)
"I can see your roots" Spaz the Magnificent
- Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 19:46:18 (EDT)(to redhead who has him tied to a chair and a gun in her hand)
"I can see you roots" Spaz the Magnificent
- Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 19:45:20 (EDT)I was running a group thought the Harlequin module in which the team is hired to take out a group of elf posers. Having managed to sneak it the gangs headquarters, the team encounter a maglocked door which they could not open. becoming frustrated with the Maglock, the decided to go around the lock and attached 1 Kg of C-12 to the lock. unfortunately, they failed to realize that this was an armory of the gang, and that on the other side of the door were four AVM, and ammo and weapons for said gang. The demolitions expert rolled his dice and got 8-11-13-16-24- 32. Needless to say the team blew the building up and only survived through karma. For some reason, that Johnson didn't hire them for another run anytime soon. Gamesmater On Duty
- Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 03:04:54 (EDT)Ramirez (elven Street-Sam),having just shoot a Wendigo full of holes
turns to adress other Runners.
" Ha, mess with the best, die like the rest.Guys, what's wrong. Hey
don't those things regenerate."
CRUNCH Dave
- Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 14:05:25 (EDT)(the group just hosed most of the criminals holed up in large house...but a few are still conscious on the ground)
Merc: (points) Look..they're moving!
Street Sam: (from inside pick-up truck) What is the target number for running over an incapacitated body? Frank Castle
- Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 00:45:18 (EDT)I have a plan, really i do...... i just dont know what it is yet Nightshade
- Sunday, June 24, 2001 at 02:12:45 (EDT)GM: What do you do? (to Acer)
Acer: I'm going to jump into the helicopter.
GM: Athletics test
Acer: *pass*
GM: Ok, you make it into the chopper to see 5 heavily armed guys
Acer: "Ummm, no need for violence here guys. I just need a ride to Burbon Street for mardi Gras."
Bad Guy: Whacks Acer in the head with a stun baton
Acer: oops, fade to black
GM: Why the hell did you do that, the kid was downstairs?
Me(Acer): I didn't hear anyone say the kid was downstairs. Thats why I jumped in the chopper, i thought they still had the kid.
Group: That was stupid
Me: Well, it sounded like a good idea at the time Acer
- Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 22:48:27 (EDT)Five runners versus a three story building with a helipad on the roof. Four go to the first floor, leaving one to hot wire the chopper. Upon doing so he discovers a vindicator minigun hard mounted. Radioing this down, the response from the others is Take Out The Second Floor! He says ok, unaware that the gun has HEAP rounds. Needless to say, only one player survived. Styx
- Sunday, June 17, 2001 at 15:47:11 (EDT)Tanker the troll body guard is running around in there targets mansion trying to steal an antique mask. Once found sec guards start firing insane amounts of ammo at him which is easily shrugged off. Then 3 grenades fly into the room land at Tankers feet. Running out the doors breaking through them and skidding to a stop inches away from the edge of a pool he realises that the Mask is inside...with 3 grenades.
Tanker: Ok i run back in snag the mask and run back out.
GM: Alright, athletics test.
*pass.*
Rigger: Why didnt you just stick it into the drone in the first place? Dumb ass.
Tanker: I am not dumb! Im a troll! These things go hand in hand here.
The Mighty Buddha
- Saturday, June 16, 2001 at 17:07:29 (EDT)Sneaking around in an abandoned subway terminal on a vampire hunt, Andy (our physad) stumbled upon a large concrete block. His examination revealed that it was indeed a coffin of sorts (the slab on top could potentially be moved). Further inspection of the room revealed that it was indeed the vampire's lair. He then broadcast his findings over the team's radio frequency. Kevin, our resident troll, asked if the vampire was actually inside (good thought from a troll with an intelligence of 1). "Hold on, I'll check....(long pause) Well guys, I knocked on the coffin but the frager wouldn't come out!" -- Needless to say we lost two party members only moments later. Kayos
- Saturday, June 16, 2001 at 10:23:19 (EDT)"Quick hand me a Grenade!"
*Momentary pause*
"_and_ the pin!" Cauldron
- Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 15:54:40 (EDT)Radial(Female bodyadept/Powerlifter) talking to Widget (dwarven Electronics expert)
Radial: Aww you're so smart..and cute too..
(Hugs widget)
Widget:: AHHH, HELP IM GONNA BE CRUSHED Sapphireknight
- Saturday, June 02, 2001 at 15:57:44 (EDT)Rings(a hyped street sam) to Daus Ex (a Decker):: whoo hoo Only 3 casualties on that run Im getting better man.. less killing, Aren't ya proud? (Smiles)
Daus ex: Rings, you went out for CHINESE!! NO I Am NOT Proud of you Sapphireknight
- Saturday, June 02, 2001 at 15:47:26 (EDT)"Dont push the red button" Sleaze
- Saturday, June 02, 2001 at 01:01:48 (EDT)GM: Ok, you're being chased by 5 go-gangers on bikes, shooting at you. What do you do?
Bat Shaman: I take that bag of dirty underware we got from the johnson, and levitate it into the lead bikers face! Dravion
- Saturday, May 26, 2001 at 12:47:47 (EDT)[during a run where he was in a firefight and got hit with a chaos spell]
Midnight Angel: "Blurr, you alright?"
Blurr: "Affirmative Midnight Angel, I know the unicorns aren't real, though they do tap dance well."
Midnight Angel: "Uh, copy that, Blurr." Blurr
- Saturday, May 26, 2001 at 12:25:55 (EDT)After wading through a bunch of hired goons...
Zappa: So, who's your boss?
Ganger: That headless guy over there! ::distressed::
-pause-
Clutch: Which one? Twink
- Monday, May 21, 2001 at 11:02:38 (EDT)Acer: "I don't wanna go to London."
Vinjer: "Why not? Whats wrong with London?"
Acer: "Its always foggy,the cops wear funny hats and there are gargoyles there!"
Vinjer: "How do you know there are gargoyles there?"
GM: "Yeah, how do you know there are gargoyles there?"
Acer: "I watch the damn trid!"
A short discussion that ensued after Sid told Acer and Vinjer that we had to go to London for a run Acer
- Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 06:21:24 (EDT)"The nice men in the sewer took you. Wait ummm, that sounded better before I said that
Acer to Sid after she showed back up when she disappeared in the sewer durring a run Acer
- Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 06:17:06 (EDT) god help us if cookie monster fails Ratoslov
- Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 21:44:43 (EDT)Minimal casualties? Good thing I brought my grenade launcher. Clutch
- Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 04:11:42 (EDT)Jack: One last thing, people: Whatever you do, I want ZERO civilian casualties, you get me? Absolutely NO civilian casualties!
(Sound of two news helicopters colliding. Jack turns around to see the two choppers fall to the ground and explode.)
Jack: Um, each of those things would carry, like, three people, right? (turns to group) Okay, we are at six civilian casualties right now... Let's try to keep it there. Jack
- Friday, May 11, 2001 at 15:15:55 (EDT)Rob:Matt the trick to conversations inside your head is that they STAY inside your head Flaming Skull
- Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 12:51:58 (EDT)... and Chicago though BUGS were bad. Wait till New York gets a load of me! (evil chuckle).
[This after finding out a lot about a character that was created with total amnesia flaw] OrderedChaos
- Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 08:30:53 (EDT)Tanja (a mage without knowledge about cars) lies under a security car trying to apply grenades on a box that she believes is a hidden weapon.
when finished she asks: Van Helsing, is that OK so?
Van Helsing (nosferatu hunter with a bit knowlede about cars): umm - isn't that box the battery port for the power grid? Firefreak
- Friday, May 04, 2001 at 22:33:46 (EDT)Puck: Need a hand?
Grunt: No I'm all right
Puck:(holding up mangled arm) Would you like yours back? Puck
- Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 18:04:28 (EDT)Rest of group: Okay, so we wanna steal a fire truck. I say we bust in the headquarters, subdue the dispatcher, and take out any firmen we see, then we bust out of the gate with the truck and haul ass...
Me: Why not just call in a fire somewhere and take it there?
(The plan was so good the GM decided it would go off without a hitch)
Point Blank
- Friday, March 23, 2001 at 00:59:38 (EST)actually it whent like this:
Matt:For frags sake Craig make a run for it
Craig:Nah Theres only twelve of them
Flaming Skull
- Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 14:07:07 (EST)Mat: For frags sake Craig make a run for it!
Craig: Theres only twelve of them.
Weasel_Boy
- Monday, March 19, 2001 at 00:26:49 (EST)My character was trying to hit on a woman in a dimly lit night club. He was a heavily cybered StreetSam with a spur blade mounted to extract forward, and one mounted to extract to the rear, under his elbow on both arms. Her Troll boyfriend (Damned Meta-human rights activists) grabbed Krypt from behind in an overpowering bear hug.
GM: He squeezes, the air in your lungs emptying through your mouth.
Me: Extract my spurs and jam them in his ribs... (Rolling dice resulting in 7 successes)
GM: Damn, kid... The Troll's grip slowly loosens as blood bubbles from the wounds.
Krypt (IC): *I look up at the woman* Call me. *Winks* KrYpT
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 15:47:26 (EST)Doc Mercy (combat medic/sorcerer who likes to aura read everyone): Alright, I'm gonna aura-frag the naughty elf first. (He had taken an instant dislike to this particular NPC) Mendon
- Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 20:42:32 (EST)Jax: What does that smell like to you?
Edge: Ain't gotta clue, what is it!?
Jax: (sniff) That's the smell of a fellow who thought it would be funny to get in front of a Ares Predetor that ironically went off about 6 times before he walked straight into a Kantana that accidently left a very huge cut on his neck and drained all his blood, very funny! (laughs)
Edge: Oh really, I just smell dog crap that amazingly jumped on your boot. (stops Jax laughter)
Jax(Mercenary) to Edge(Bodygaurd)
- Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 14:53:26 (EST)Klause(Combat Mage) to Harley(Street Samurai): Harley, explain it to...
Harley: I kick'im in the chest...a lot! Klause
- Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 17:25:59 (EST)Klause(combat mage) to Monkey wrench: Oh really!?! Your bloody size nine-and-a-half footprints say you did!!!!! Klause
- Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 17:21:50 (EST)Monkeywrench(decker/rig): Yeah, we got caught because they traced us back from the room.
Rena(rigger)to Klause: Yeah, he was invisible, but he walked on the bloodsoaked carpet where the murder happened.
Monkeywrench: Hey, I was invisible, I didn't screw up!!! Klause
- Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 17:19:28 (EST)(While attempting to place an unarmd, grenade into Ash's[Dwarf Rigger] masive chest wound)
VERM: What are you doing?
DUNK: In case of emergancey, Pull pin, Throw dwarf Sir_Garak
- Monday, February 12, 2001 at 21:15:29 (EST)Sorry about the downtime GriffJon
- Thursday, February 08, 2001 at 06:48:24 (EST)Matty: Right, I'm going in. Get me grenades, shotguns, rifles, machineguns and a new character sheet. Weasel_Boy
- Monday, February 05, 2001 at 16:30:46 (EST)Officer: Do a full cavity search on that man.
Matty: Oh no, not again Weasel_Boy
- Monday, February 05, 2001 at 16:29:30 (EST)The Captain(ex-wrestler turned Runner) to Delivery man:: Your Pizza Delivery Van, has assault Cannons, and a Surface to air missile rack??
Delivery Man:: Yeah, there are some rough neighborhoods around here Sapphireknight
- Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 15:21:07 (EST)The Delivery man:: *Knock, Knock* Armageddon Pizza Delivery!! I've got yer Deep Dish, Delux topping of Piping Hot Panned Death here, garunteed 30 seconds or less!! That'll be Y22.50 Open Up!!"
(pause, Muffled shouting from the other side of the door).
Delivery Man:: Wadda Ya mean ya didn' order Pizza.. Everyone wants Pizza!! *Pulls a gun and fires repeatly into the door..*
Sapphireknight
- Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 15:10:16 (EST)Delivery Man(after smashing through a wall Into a securty compound):: Excuse me.. this the drive through?? I'd a McBeast, 2 Large Soyfries, and a diet cola, No Ice... Sapphireknight
- Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 15:03:48 (EST)Delivery man, advertisement Logo:: Gaunteed in thirty Minutes, Or Somebodies dead... Sapphireknight
- Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 15:00:24 (EST)We join Matty standing unarmed in a room surrounded by half a dozen vampires
Matty:Hey,you're all undead.....
and all have guns, I wanna gun Flaming_Skull
- Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 16:17:08 (EST)GM:James is forcing rats to spontainously combust
James:and im telling those rodents to pray damn hard Flaming_Skull
- Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 16:02:28 (EST)Matty: Where did I get this fossilised monkey feaces?
(Pause)
Matty: Why are you writing everything I say down? It makes me sound more stupid then I really am. Weasel_Boy
- Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 15:45:31 (EST)There's a burning van in the street and the general feeling is that it has to be put out before it attracts attention. Bytes spots a fire hydrant across the street. He trys to turn the nut but fails miserably.
Bytes: Has anyone got an adjustable wench?
(no that isn't a spelling mistake)
Mr Johnson
- Friday, January 12, 2001 at 15:53:26 (EST)While fighting a horde of giant rats and three human-rat hybrids, Trevor (the human street sam with bio out the ass) attacks one of the hybrids who turns out to be a rat shaman (big surprise).
Rat Shaman: A faint squealing laugh.."Armour human..rat provides for his children.." (The voice sounds squealy..high pitched..and it irritates the hell out of you))
Trevor (OOC): Ahh Fran Drescher!!!! Reika
- Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 21:01:32 (EST)
