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Welcome to the repository of those (in)famous last lines, OOC oopses, and the other bizarre drek that runners spout. This all began with the Militant Flowers, and recording their insanities for posterity, in 1997. Blame them. Shouts out to the old gang. We'll deliver a tulip to Seattle yet! You can vote for quotes using the +/- buttons above each quote.
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Those That Go "Boom" In the Night are having a rough day, the Star is after them so they've run across several borders, ending up in Aztlan. In a wild biker/ trucker bar out in the middle of diddly-bupkis nowhere to be precise. Seems they got into a pickle working as legbreakers for the mafia after a cop in Le Familia's pocket decided to go state's evidence. Specifically because Super Dwarf drop kicked said cop in the face with all his frenetic might.
Des: I maintain, if you had let me kick the fragger instead of Super Dwarf, we might not have have to live on chalupas for the next few months.... Super Dwarf finishes his bottle of whiskey and glares: What's so bad about livin' off of chalupas? Besides, this wild west shit is supposed to be right up your alley! Desperado: well you tell me why living on tex mex is bad when we're laying gas bombs beside your head. Tank Girl:That is disgusting, true, but disgusting... Magic Mouse (female midget Troll at only 5'8, and the team's new Shaman): I used to live with other trolls, I have a deoderize spell... ----Desperado Quote Statistics
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2466 quotes and counting! (0 pending)Updates2007-08-15Added some stats; scroll down on the righthand side to see number of posts per year. c\'mon folks; let\'s get back to the glory years of 04 and 05! 2007-08-02 Updated RSS feeds! Latest: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?latest Random: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?random Random>0: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?randomgood Top150: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?top150 One Random Quote: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?onegoodrandom 2007-05-07 Database connection restored, you may resume with the shadowrun hilarity. 2007-02-02 The SRQF is 10 YEARS OLD. That's like, 50 in net-years. Here's to 10 more! Keep those quotes and votes coming! 2006-12-11 Wow, even the QuoteFile is targeted by comment spam. Yeesh. 2006-10-16 The database is back up, continue on with the posting! 2006-09-21 Hey guys, sorry for the sporadic quote-approval! I\'m in the midst of grad school so don\'t always have the time to go through your comments. I\'ll try to stay on top better! 2006-03-26 The official browser of the ShadowRun QuoteFile is of course FireFox! 2006-02-26 RSS Feeds are now available! Latest: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?latest Random: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?random Random>0: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?random2 Top25: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?top150 QOTW: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?qotw I just hacked that together, so let me know if it causes any grief. 2006-02-08 Having begun to receive comment-spam (already? geeze) and a few extra-long quotes, please remember to keep your quotes short, pithy, to-the-point and ShadowRun specific. 2006-01-08 I\'ve disabled flagging since someone/bot/people are seemingly randomly flagging LOTS of quotes, and I am unmotivated to un-flag them. My queue for un-flagging today was 180, and there\'s no \"approve-all\" feature (so I did it in the raw SQL, but still, annoying). If you have a specific problem with a quote, you can email sr2 at griffjon.com , if you think it\'s rated too high, downgrade it yourself ;) 2006-01-06 Whoa! What happened?? I\'ve finally upgraded this to a bash.org-style Quote Management System, which lets us vote for our favorite all-time quotes, and lets me administer the whole thing a lot easier. Hammer around on it and let me know how it goes! Use the navigation bar at the top to see the latest quotes, random quotes, etc. I\'ve imported all the quotes from it (go-go gadget SQL and perl!) 2006-01-04 And the Rash QMS is live! 2005-12-30 Switching to the Rash Quote Management System (http://sourceforge.net/projects/rqms) to make this even more fun, you can now vote on the top quotes, get RSS feeds, and so on. Excitement! 2005-12-26 Working to convert SR2QF to a bash.org style system, keep watching! |
