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Pardon me, I need to go wash my hands from touching that mans genitals. Here hold them for me till I get back.
Prozac
"If I'm going to die, I want to die by the roll of the dice, not the roll of the dice Minus One!" (Player to GM out of character)
Coyote
Attached to those legs are we? {to npc just after removing the legs of a chair he was sitting on with a monofilament whip)
Slipstream
"Is it a free action to piss my pants?"
(Newbie out of character to GM after picking up a grenade and throwing it back and just barely living.)
Don
It ain't over 'till the fat lady gets her limbs whacked off and sold to an organlegger! (the group was fighting a heavily cybered female assasin)
Rahvin
I 'av tree mil nuyen, mista. Does dat change yer mind? 'Cause I really tink dat my huge troll arm is big 'nuff to fit a panther cannon into, doncha tink? Take a scan of my name, breeder, I've gotta rep ta keep.
Hiroshima
I open the door. 'You see a Wendigo looking at you vicious and drooling.' I shut the door.
Collosus
Bubbles: My lawer will hear of this!
NPC: Ma'am, do you even have a lawer?
Bubbles:...I...think so....
Bubbles
To a street doc: Can you sew this back on?
Damon, June 22,1997
Blackrain: Wanna pickle?
(to Igor, after having geeked some thug named KewL d00d and pickling his severed head.)
Igor: sure! What the frag is that?
(sounds of Talbot, BR and crew rolling on the floor laughing)
Talbot
Marduk (psycho Wolf combat Shaman in a bloodfrenzy): Yeah! So what if you're a Lord Vampire! I'll drop the whole castle above our heads on you! Take that!
(sounds of heavy weapons fire and magical blasts)
Talbot (group leader and general target practice): We're under the castle too, 'duk.
Marduk: oops..
Talbot
Is it a simple or complex action to pick up my fingers?
(After an ant queen materialized and sliced the panther
assault cannon in half, neatly removing his fingers)
Graham
You can't kill me. I'm crazy. (said to biker who was holding Predator to his head. He was right!)
Picket Fence
Phoenix, to the vehicle shop owner from the Imago run, when asked for her driver's license: "Yeah, we'll need one of those."
Wedge
Player to GM: We did kill the right person didn't we?
Poly Eurathane
Player: What kind of idiot numbers a parkade backwards?
(The kind that turns it into a helipad)
Poly Eurathane
Johnny Doppler, rigger, having just installed a rating 9
security system on the team's van: "Naw, th' autopilot
won't aktchally try ta kill th' car thief 'less ya
click th' Hound mercilessly checkbox."
<a href="http://www.amurgsval.org/shadowrun/">Talks-With-Cats</a><br/>
security system on the team's van: "Naw, th' autopilot
won't aktchally try ta kill th' car thief 'less ya
click th' Hound mercilessly checkbox."
<a href="http://www.amurgsval.org/shadowrun/">Talks-With-Cats</a><br/>
GREAT FEATHERED SERPENT: I beleive that box in your hand belongs to me. You WILL give it back now.
IAN (DECKER): Well actually, my employer claims that your company stole it from them. I am just returning it to it's rightfull owner.
GREAT FEATHERED SERPENT: Possession is nine tenths of the law.
IAN (DECKER): [LOOKS DOWN AT THE BOX IN HIS HAND AND THEN BACK UP AT THE DRAGON] Well then...I guess it's mine.
NOTE: Ian survived.
Slider
(In the middle of a fire fight)Ha, you missed!!!
(The enemy proseeds to unloaded the SMG's and someone takes a trip to the hospital. A car was solde to pay the intensive care cost.
Murdock
"If I ever hear the name Timmy the Talking Toaster again it will be too soon!" (loooooooooong story)
Scythe
A street sam seeing a fleeing enemy in a petrolenium
processing plant: " I'm glad I took ta bazuuka 'long... "
Result: one less amerind town
Houndman
GM:You look down amd see your foot is caught on the tripwire of a claymore mine.
Wedge:fragfragfragfragfragfragfragfragfrag.....
GM:the pin is about 3 centimeters from being pulled out...
Wedge:I reach into my pocket and pull out the can of epoxy-spray...
(Wedge lived)
Wedge
" Hey, I can build a bomb for that! "
Logan, - declared 12 times in 2 runs.
Vega
"What't the target number for running over five prone
bodies?"
Ice
"It's runs like this that pay for that steak."
Randal
Dog Meat walks into a cheap bar: Gimme' something to eat.
Bartender looks at him, walks back to the fridge, takes out a cup, three ice cubes, and a stick of butter. Puts them togeter in the cup ane slams it down in front of Dog Meat.
Bartender: That'l be it?
Kilroy
"Thanks fur da' Grenade. I'll add it to da' collection"
Bartender after recieving payment for the stick of butter and the cup of ice cubes.
Kilroy
"I've got a gun gaffer-taped to each arm; can someone else open the door?" - Wapanar
Cringe
Cringe - OOC, to GM, with five seconds before the bomb goes off: "Ok, I get the knife out of my boot, slice the bomb
off this guy's chest, smash open the airplane window, throw the bomb OUT, and gaffer-tape the window closed again."
(Yes, we all lived).
Cringe
WarCraft, Troll Sammy
50?!?!?!? I thought you said fifteen!
(after stepping into a ganger den)
LordCrackMonkey
Why the heck did you have to buy a mint-green car? Why didn't you buy something unsuspicious like a black car!
-Too dark.
Oh! Then why didn't you buy a white car?
-Turns black too quickly.
Zeus <[">N@pe]>
-Too dark.
Oh! Then why didn't you buy a white car?
-Turns black too quickly.
Zeus <[">N@pe]>
Gm:You run into the room and see about 250 security guards pointing their guns at you for
entering the building.
Runner:...ummm...Pizza for Mr.Wagner?!?
Bozo
Hey it's a Warhol!
( Comment from the team new combat medic Dane after seeing a
team memeber who was staked to a wall with train spikes. )
NightLife
Damn it! I'm tired of Lone Star calling me to id bodies!
(Complaint from the teams decker after a really bad day finding lots of dead team members. )
NightLife
Angry gamesmaster to player characters after they kill a Grade 6 Initiate toxic shaman with a lucky sniper shot: "You have no idea how much you are about to be hurt."
(Not one of the PCs escaped with less than Serious Damage.)
Crunch
OOC: I'll throw the heart at him and say "Have a heart..."
This was just after he'd torn it out of his brothers' chest...
Shadowwalker
Dark, mysterious, abandonned crypt in Transylvania, PCs are protecting unlicenced archeologists investigating Dracula legend.
GM: The rusty door creaks open, a waft of musty, stinking air blows in, a silhouette takes shape. The figure is dressed in black. Your lanterns glint on the ivory of two pointed teeth.
Redbrick (a dwarf who's name says it all): What?! An ork down here?
Time
You have a pneumatic jack WHERE?!
Nesepa
John McGovern(leader of the team): No, we gotta show these guys a small amoutn of faith in them. I step out of the car.
GM: Okay. John gets out-anyone else?
Other PC: Yeah, I'm goin with im.
GM: Okay you step out as well. John is hit twice in the chest with a sniper rifle, spraying blood all over. He drops to the floor. The two men standing next to the suit pull out Ak-97 carbines and unload on you...
John: Okay, next time we just shoot them a few times to show our faith.
Sparky
Fitz(young ork mage): Hey-I got an idea. I'll cast invisibility on the plane.
GM: Um..okay.Target number is 10 or so.
Fitz: *rolls some dice* Cool! 3 successes!
GM:Ookay...the plan disappears around you, showing the dark night and clouds. You hear a scream from the cockpit and the plan shudders violently.
Fitz: DoH! I drop the spell.
Pilot: What the FRAG do you think you are doing??
Sparky
"Better full of chrome than full of lead."
AegisBreaker
(Group of PCs enter a warehouse full of gangers)
PC1: uhhhh... we come in peace...?
PC2: And leave in pieces...
(They were right, they did, in a Doc Wagon)
AegisBreaker
(gm to player right after hellatious combat scene)
"just as the last guy drops and you light your cigarette
all hell breaks loose."
(player)"aw drek."
merlin
"Really? They heard that?" - (Player to group after firing
twice at a security guard with an UNsilenced heavy pistol.)
Nosferatu
STRINGS: Some days it just doesn't pay to be a pacifist.
Calvin
When we commented about keeping ourselves out of the limelight.
GM:It's not a movie. It's full simsense. can we say "I forgot to
check the detailed electronics in the corp-provided helmets?" I thought so.
Great for keeping a low profile.
Pavlov
A PC's response to low profile quote:
right chummers, I've got those fragers just where i want them. I'm sure that
we can sue for anienation of affections from our low-profile runner girlfriend
'common law wives'.
Pavlov
Is is it me, or did we just kidnap our Johnson?....
***Dice- Orc Mercenary***
"In the strictest sense, I did not win ... I busted him up."
Bandit
Happiness is a warm gun, except when its in the hands of your enemy.
Grisman
Somedays you're the fly, somedays you're the windshield. Unless
you're in Denver, where being a fly isn't so bad.
granite
"Warning shot into his forehead"
- euphemism for killing the dude on the spot
Fallen Star
- euphemism for killing the dude on the spot
Fallen Star
upon noticing a remote control lying on a desk
"Hmm... I wonder what this does?"
Pushes the button, later... after catchin up with the rest of the team...
"So how'd it go?"
"Er... alright... the damndest thing happened, tho'."
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were cracking the safe, and then all of a sudden
Inferno's head exploded."
"..."
Jester
mage casting rating 5 fire bolt with 8 successes.
"What do you mean it's only a force four ant spirit?"
Hunter
"Man, I have to call the gardener again."
Mage bounty hunter dropped three rating 5 hellblasts (in a row) before being knocked unconcious.
Hunter came out with a light wound.
Hunter
G.M.."You are completely naked and have nothing on but a wrist watch."
Player.."I pull out my credstick and go buy a gun."
Goosh Skoosh
[Five minutes after the player survives (barely) a Force
9 fireball and falls off the top of a neo-Aztec pyramid
in some godforsaken Vietnamese jungle]
Player: "Uh, by the way, what about all those grenades and
explosive ammunition I was carrying?"
[stunned silence around the gaming table]
GM: "Okay, I'm going to forget you *ever* said that...."
[Note: the player got a point of Karma for having the balls to bring this up.]
"Rossiter Jensen"
"He´s my most favorite pet..."
Japanese mage Hiro explaining why he was sharing a flat with an Orc decker.
Fallen Star
"Well, he watches my back and feeds me snickers chocolate bars when
I am jacked out..."
Orc decker Chip on the question why he was
sharing a flat with a japanese mage.
Fallen Star
Pirate: "Hey, they can't even shoot their own foot!"
(Shortly before pirate was shot in the head by a sniper more than 300 meters away)
Wulf
I sure do miss that money.
Character who had the most money in the group, before being shot multiple times in the chest by bodyguards
(He had to live with the homeless troll)
CrackJack
"I need a bigger gun"
-A decker who suffered from Panther Assualt envy
Tellah
"Listen, chummer. I've been in a bad mood for longer than you've been ALIVE, so back up or I'll blow a hole in your head the size of a chicken pot pie."
(Link, and Elven spike baby over 70 years old, after drawing and pointing his Predator II at a Ganger Punk)
Link
Munchkin (a troll street samurai, questioning an NPC while holding him over the edge of twelve story building): "THIS IS NOT A REHEARSAL!!! I mean, it could be, but we'd need a shovel for the second take, understand?"
Munchkin
Keys: (a BIG troll) Pops a recently dead Rigger's head off and roots around inside, splattering blood and gray matter everywhere until he pulls out part of a gore covered VCR unit.
Wulf: "What are you doing?"
Keys: "I'm Interrogating him" ::said as Keys drops the Rigger's now emtpy skull on the floor of the van::
Nightsky
"Why is it always the ugly cybered dudes who get all the chicks?"
-Morte, physical adept.
Lord Xarph
Morte the physical adept: How much booze did you drink?!
Schlitz the Cat shaman: About a quarter of my stock.
Morte: How much is that?
Schlitz: About twenty gallons. *Burp* Now excuse me, I have to take a leak.
::After Schlitz emerged from a two day shamanic ritual.::
Lord Xarph
Gharn: Two words! No, Three words! No, Two word- FRAG IT! Just get over here!
Lord Xarph
GM: You buy a large carp (mispronunciation of the word "tarp.") to cover the shattered window.
Gharn (OOC): That's a big fraging carp!
Lord Xarph
GM: It hits its detonator. A boom shakes the house. A small, frazzled cat flies upstairs
and through the tarp.
Midnight (OOC): It flies through the carp's nostrils. You hear munching noises on the way through.
Morte/Gharn/GM (OOC): CARPS DON'T HAVE NOSTRILS!
Lord Xarph
::PCs prep for run. They call up their contacts and wind up with a small army.::
Morte (OOC): Contrary to popular opinion, we are NOT attempting to seize a small island nation.
Lord Xarph
Jim (NPC): You need to get drunk. You always thought badly while sober.
Lord Xarph
"I REALLY hate black blobby thingies."
-Morte, after getting attacked by an astral predator for the second time in less than two weeks.
Lord Xarph
"It sounds like a bad 303 drum loop."
-Morte, on the sound of LMGs mixed with Assault Cannon fire.
Lord Xarph
GM: "You can't think straight. Hell, you can't even think in curves."
::After Gharn got snapped back to his body from losing in astral combat.::
Lord Xarph
::Mantis, troll decker releases his assault cannon and picks up his shotgun.::
"Don't fire. I'm going in. Anyone got any grenades?"
Lord Xarph
"If you can't understand it, that's okay. If you don't know what it is, don't worry
about it. If you're not sure what it wants, just forget it. The only you thing you have
to do is KILL IT!"
Nightsky
"Each?!?!?!?" Said in an annoyingly high-pitched squeal
-- Any one of MAtt's characters when told how much -Y-
the team are going to get for the mission.
Renegade
"I ain't got time to take cover!"
Renegade
"It moves, it dies.... Simple!"
Said by Brick, a Troll Street Samuri with a big Vindicator
he calls "Matilda" (but thats ovious isn't it?!)
Maximilian Magnus
"Trolls do NOT fly!"
Kurgan
Ehlana groans. Would you agree with me, Size, that this is a very nice gutter? Because you're crawling in it, and I'm stuck face first in it. :)
Actual Size says, "Such a lovely color of well..neutral. Highlighted now with a tinge of pink."
Nightwind's Song
Wulf: "I'm thinking this beer tastes like piss."
Keys: "Oops, wrong bottle! Here, try this one."
Nightsky
Tripwire: "I'm going to stand here and bleed."
Shi-Dan
Shi-Dan
Narrion (out of character): what would the target number be to shoot myself in the head and save us some time?
(as he walked into about 50 rival gangers)
note: he lived
wulf
(during an assault on an Azzie strong hold)
Mongoose: sorry boss, I couldn't find a LAW, will this do?
[sound of a Stonewall rumbling up]
Mongoose
GM ::to player getting hit point blank by a Firelance vehicle laser::
OK, take 12D6 damage.
Player:Oh, FRAG. ::sound of dice being rolled:: ::in a REALLY
shocked and inquisitive voice::I survived?!?!?!?!? Holy $hit!
Just gotta love the smell of burning karma, doncha?
Silverhand
Player (occ): BASEMENT?!? This thing's got a basement?
Heard by player when he realized that 100 floor buildings have sub levels.
Note:It took him nearly 2 hours to realize this, after which he was knocked
unconscious by 7 angry corp deckers and show twice.
Virus
After barely surving an encounter with a group of vampires,
the party headed to a nearby restaurant to recover.
Armani (an Orc-Shaman) Sits down at a table, motions to the waiter,
"I'll have page two"
The G.M. awarded karma for realism.
Shi-Dan
(during a mission into the Corp Wars, myself and another PC decorate our trasportaion)
Carrot: ::Spelling something with duct tape on the front bumper of the Appaloosa scout::
Nightsky: ::taping a sign to the back::
Nightsky: ::reading handywork:: "Your body armor is strong, our tank doesn't care."
Carrot: ::reading handywork:: "wave as you go under"
wulf
On a run out in the swamps with 3 other runners. Armed only with 2 Ares Predators, a
SMG with regular ammo and no ammo we encounter a behemoth and a vampire troll alligator
shaman. After a dinking the behemoth with a few
rounds that do no noticable damage and taking
a few fireblasts in the process from the vampire shaman:
"That's it! No more mister nice guy!"
My phys-ad runs up to the behemoth and slaps it with an open-hand,
proceeding to knock the behemoth out and impressing my teammates.
Didn't have the heart to tell them that I had a rating 10 Tranq
patch in my palm.....
Kenji
"((Go right ahead, stick your hand in the cage.))"
Shapeshifted mage with 6 successes posing as pet iguana thinking to animal kidnapper
Spider Murphy
On a raid at a BTL dealer's house, Buckshot, equiped with a slegehammer, winds up to knock open the front door. Upon hitting the door, the slegehammer flys into the house.
Buckshot (turns to the rest of the team): "They're armed with a slegehammer!"
Buckshot
GM: Upon a succesful inspection of the floor, you determine that it has pressure sensitive panals.
Robot01: I rip one up.
GM: !?!?!?
Kilroy
( Speedy, Robot01, and Unknown are in an underwater city looking for a troll gang boss they were told to kill)
GM: You enter what looks like a room for guests. It has a bed to the left, a dresser to the right, and a small porthole in front of you.
Speedy: I look out the porthole.
Gm: You see fish and other marine life characteristice to being two klicks beneth the surface.
Robot01: I smash the porthole with my golf club.
GM: As the room suddenly depressurizes, and the enormous weight of the water crushes you through the door behind you, Robot01 wonders why he ever did a stupid thing like that.
Rob OOC: Can I rewind and start over?
GM: Last time Rob.
Kilroy
Characters just killed some yakuza hitmen
Dan(street sam)-I'm ringing my yak boss contact and complaining!
(note: character died)
Joey the Benevolent
"That the was 'our' Mr Jonson?" (Ork sam) on inspection of red
spray on wall.
RASP
While encountering a locked door "hey! I gots da key!" unshouldering
his Panther Assault Cannon.
Bluto(troll Street sam)
In the middle of a high speed escape "What do ya mean da car is
still following us?" picking up Panther Assault Cannon.
Bluto(troll street sam)
<b>Being pulled over by lonestar and having car being searched<br/>
Lonestar finds : PredII, sam : got a license for that.<br/>
Lonestar finds : Remminton room sweeper sam : got a license<br/>
Lonestar finds : SMG, sam : ditto<br/>
Lonestar finds : Panther Ass. Sam : I've got ten G's on me now and I can get you 50 more in 4 hours time. </b><br/>
RAIN<br/>
Cats Dancing "I'm going to tell you 2 things and ask you 1 -- first, a good friend of mine was just blown away; second, I've rendered myself impervious to weapons. Now, What are you doing here?"
Singleshot "Um...huh?"
Cats Dancing on meeting a new gaming group, and walking up to an elven assassin.
Cats Dancing
He, drek! Chummers!! Why are you running away?! A dragon is just a pumped up crocodile!!
Pebbles, Neoanarchist and Streetgirl
"Right, that's it. I'm loading my truck with water and food, driving into the middle of the desert, turning it invisible, and I'm gonna sit in it for the next four millenia..."
Street mage Gertrude, after pissing off the fourth megacorp and second crime syndicate that week.
Glyndwr
GM: The safe house is comprimised. There's carloads of goons pulling up with guns.
Gertrude: OK, grab the suit and drag him upstairs. Chuck him in the bath. He'll have some blast cover in there.
(shoots at troops through bathroom window)
GM: A grenade lands in the middle of the bathroom floor.
Gertrude: (Looks at valuable suit hostage. Looks at grenade.) Fine, throw myself on it. My personal blast barrier should protect me.
(dice rolling)
GM: you survive, but the house is a derilict and a bit rickety. You fall through the floor, two stories back to ground level. Unfortunately, one of the goons outside has decided to drive his armoured car through the outer wall of the building, and you fal
l right infront of it.
Gertrude: That truck/desert thing we discussed earlier...
(Gertrude survived, with 9 boxes of stun and 13 boxes of physical.)
Glyndwr
Narion: "ok, we're going on a gouhl hunt, on holloween, in the seatle suburbs, who else
thinks this might get messy?"
wulf
At a crime scene
Jake: ::looks around carefully::
GM: the meat wangon pulls up
Jake: ::watches carefully for how many bodies::
GM: 5 & 1/2
wulf
We Don't do Wetwork!.......... um.. Cheap!
RhineStone to Mr. Johnson
RhineStone CowBoy
"Excuse me. Where you a duck in your last life?"
--Punch,Troll mage, to a vampire after being told there was something
strange about her aura. (i.e. He failed that role miserably!)
Aurora
Player "Ok, I want to snap the restrsints..."
GM" Make a strength test"
Player"I'm not done"
GM"Sigh"
Player"I want to break the restraints on my arms and legs, do a back flip up, draw the dagger in the small of my back, and throw it at the elf."
GM"Are you done?"
Player"Yeah. Can I do that?"
GM"Well, John, let me get this straight. 1) Break physical restraints - Complex action and a 15Str test on both arms and legs.2) Back flip up -complex action,3)` grab the dagger that is sheathed at the small of your back -Complex action, considering you a
re reaching under armor, and finaly 4) throw it at the elf. How many combat turns would you like to do this in before the guards start clubbing you to death?
Player"One"
((GM note- at this point I snapped, and his character was pummelled to unconciousness))
Paranoid Android
Player#1: "My character is called Mr. Styxx. If I die I leave all my money to charity."
GM: "That's good, now Player#2, who are you?"
Player#2: "My name is Charity..."
Wobbie
"You know, there's nothing like getting your ass kicked to really bring down your morale."
Nightsky
Said to a PC playing a SR version of Indiana Jones.
GM: Okay, the bounty hunter unloads the LMG into your back...
Dr. Jones: Wait a sec! What happened?
Fellow PC: Heh, heh... You got it Indy ass!!!
(The unnamed PC then caught a dice-bag upside the head...)
Galford
While preparing to lower a Mafia Don's coffin out of a 20 story window (don't ask) an assassin whips a cougar fine blade into our street-sam Volkof's head.
After receiving a deadly wound (brought down by a platlet factory and trauma dampner) he pulls the knife out of his head and throws it back, killing the assassin.
Galford (after successfully riding the coffin down the building): Man, that thing you did with the knife was unreal!
Volkof : What knife? (Poor guy hasn't been the same since...)
Galford
GM: You are at the bar what do you do?
B.O.R(P.AD): I'll try my hand at seducing
one of the bar wenches!
GM: Roll charisma.
Dice Roll 21,14,11,11,10,5.
GM: What was the pick up line?
B.O.R: 'ow 'bout a bit 'o rumpy pumpy?????
GM: .... . . . . . . You failed.
RASP
(at a street docs shop)
Narrion: ::walks out bandaged:: "ok, it's your turn matt"
Matt: ::hobbles up::
NPC: "don't you find it a little unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?"
wulf
After the team had fought a group of elven assassins, a physical
adept initiatory group, was down to two members, both with one
block of physical left, and upon seeing the dragon bursting up
through the floor: "We're not getting paid enough for this."
Spirit
The runners Silver Secret, White Noise, Firestarter and Scarlet Thunder had just finished up a long and grueling battle with some mob himen. In the process Firestater let off a nasty fire bomb, igniting most of the room...
Silver: Okay, I say we search the bodies...
Scarlet: No, I say we should call our Johnson and tell him about this...
White Noise: I say we should get out of this burning building......
Livewire
"Ha Ha, you just got Outsmarted By A Troll"
(Fingerprintless Buisness cards left by a street sam whenever he outsmarts a non-troll)
Pan (Panther Wrestler)
After a dust-up with local gangers, where two members of the party took 7-round FA bursts right in the chest:
Guidan "Let's go back to your place."
Stacy "No, let's go back to Jack's place."
Jack "Slot that, let's go to the fraggin' hospital!"
NOTE: Karma was awarded for humor and appropriateness.
Automatic Jack
GM Your in a huge bubble on the sea floor
PC I put my hand through the bubble
(sound of GM hitting himself on the head repeatadly)
Ripper
During a ganger safehouse raid, after taking a 7-round AF burst (let's hear it for Damage Comp 6) and being knocked down:
Jack:(drawing the MGL-6 grenade launcher) "You are so dead."
Automatic Jack
Brick(troll street sam)"So how we gon' get in, Doubt(team leader
hermetic mage-full time bastard)
Doubt"Let's put a brick through the window!"
Brick"I hate it when you say that!"
Brick
Lotus:(standing over fallen and barely alive foe with an AK-98) Foolish mortal prepare to... (dice rolling) Oh frag!!!
Jax
TO ALL WHO ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE MISSION BOOK 'CHROME IVY' AND
WHO HAVE MET "CHICHI"
the door opens, there stands Chichi,
(GM showes party Chichi's photo to party)
Dwarf sam runs behind Ork sam, and hides,
Ork sam grabs elf mage, holds her between him and Chichi, and
screems in a high pitched voice 'OH MY GOD!!!!!!!, KILL IT, KILL
IT NOW!!!!!!!
(one karma awarded for comedy value)
RAIN
(Note: Gharn is manifested from astral)
Screamer: This is Gharn. He's currently lying half-dead in a hospital. Say hi.
http://xarph.home.ml.org
Lord Xarph
Screamer: This is Gharn. He's currently lying half-dead in a hospital. Say hi.
http://xarph.home.ml.org
Lord Xarph
GM: You have received a letter.
Steadfast(Sammi who has a problem with mages): I open it and read it.
Gm: Handing over a note."That's what stands in it."
Steadfast: I read it. "HM..."
Cute (Young Ki, prone to use his astral reading sense): "OK, do you read it aloud or should we read it out of your aura?"
JudgeT (from germany)
"So we burst into this corporate's bedroom and he wants to know 'who the hell are you?', so I say to him 'who the hell is anybody?' and that little philosophical problem shut him up. Well, that and three 10mm bullets" -
Fireman Sam
Nex: You Drake?
Drake: yeah
Nex: (looks at woman beside Drake) Who's this?
Drake:(looks at woman for a sec) I dunno, slitch ain't got no nametag.
Nex
HAY YOU!! with the pea shooter put that away! can't you see this is a smg fight!!
(verry cybered troll at corp suit)
Racc
You know you're a fraging jinx.
LoneStar cop to Scandal the teams decker after being called to
identify 14th person he's been known to be around being found dead.
NightLife
LoneStar cop to Scandal the teams decker after being called to
identify 14th person he's been known to be around being found dead.
NightLife
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