Privacy?
Oh, please. There's nothing on this page that couldn't be uncovered with 5 seconds of a decent public-record search. Don't believe me? Send me your name and state, or just a website registered to you, and I'll find the house you grew up in and your current address (if I have time and inclination).
I won't be careless with your information, if you'll return the favor. Read my Privacy Statement.
Terms of usage
I love getting email. I HATE SPAM. I am not interested in any
commercial offers except of those involving you paying me money for a web design project.
If you send me spam (UCE, Unsolicited Commercial Email, unsolicited phone calls, mail, etc.), I will report you to spamcop and the Blackhole list, hate you, never buy your product (if you were the only vendor of water on the earth and spammed me, I'd die of thirst before supporting your company). I will also pursue legal action against spammers when possible. DO NOT SPAM ME.
Of course, I'll probably not even see it, since I use Bayesean spam filtering and it saves me from seeing any spam. Learn more about Bayesean filtering and how to install the program I'm using at spamprobe.sourceforge.net (it's free).
If, however, you aren't trying to sell me herbal viagra/penile
enlargement (no need), printer toner (no printer), get me out of debt (no debt), etc., and just want to chat, you can contact me as you wish, below.
email
A reliable email is (my name)(...at...)griffjon(...dot...)com.
Replace the things in parentheses with your normal email symbols (this
helps to prevent spam bots from harvesting my email). This email gets
put
through my spam filters, so don't include things like dollar signs or exclamation marks. Once I determine you're a real human and not a marketdroid, you'll get email from my private email account. If I don't respond after a few days, try again...
You might be interested in knowing my PGP key, if you want to communicate with me privately.
Snailmail and Phone
As I'm not reliably in any place for more than about 2 years, it seems, and of late not even in the USA, snailmail is fantastically unreliable. My permanent address is:
nineteen-oh-two, Catalina Dr, San Angelo, Texas, 76901
Again, you might want to change that back into normail mailing address format before you actually send me anything.